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Clips from Scrubs - My Choosiest Choice of All (S03E03)

"I can't stop thinking about last night."
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"It's incredible how fast things can go from amazing to complete disaster."
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"- He slept with Elliot last night. - Is it that time of year again?"
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"You be."
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"About 90 seconds. What should I do?"
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"Huge mistake. The closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding,"
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"the more they thought they knew everything about relationships."
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"Look, JD..."
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"The phone call was Elliot asking to meet so we could talk."
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"Except this is my only set and I'm afraid you might eat them."
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"I've been trying to cut down on my snacking, but..."
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"When you see someone you used to date, you find them annoying,"
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"or enough time has passed that you've idealised them."
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"I'll see you later."
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"Danni, wait."
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"- How've you been? - Well, actually..."
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"- You've got something on your face. - What?"
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"You and I have been down this road before, and we both know where it ends."
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"- That incision's healing up nicely. - Thanks again, Dr Miller."
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"I'm gonna have my band write a song about you."
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"While you were proving once and for all"
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"- Did you? - Yes, I did."
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"Are you all right?"
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"They'd rather catch the guy stealing organs from the transplant ward."
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"- Tubbs? - Who's tubby now?"
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"Elliot really hurt me. Still, right now I need to keep a level head."
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"My emotions are all over the place, and it's important I don't do anything rash."
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"It was."
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"You know what's so sweet? This morning, Jack called her Da-Da."
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"She is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me,"
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"- You have a crush on her. - Who said who to what now?"
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"So you have to blow the whole thing up. Bravo, Perry. Fantastic."
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"I felt bad about hooking up with Danni, but no one knew."
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"Do you want any water?"
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"But we heard you say, "Take it all, Danni.""
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"They're going on tour in Europe and I won't play with them for a year."
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"Now you're going to take it out on the patient."
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"I don't think going to some dive bar"
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"When you broke up with Danni, you said it was the happiest day of your life."
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"By the way, some skank named Barbara called and I told her to back off."
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"In life there are personal realisations..."
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"I hired you and I can fire you."
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"You are so annoying. You must drive your wife insane. Are you married?"
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"now we have a child, but are in a long-term committed relationship."
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"Q-tip, some girl who says she's your girlfriend's on the phone."
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"Tell her I'm not here."
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"What? I'm in a pickle."
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"Do you even enjoy spending time with me?"
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"or the constant threat of terrorism."
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"You don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?"
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"How many couples out there actually have fun together?"
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"Where'd he go?"
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"or whatever you call this two-headed freak show."
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"Baby, I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous."
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"- Happy. - Exactly."
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"So why does he really want Dr Miller?"
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"Come over my house, sleep with me,"
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"- Can I ask you one? - Sure, anything. What is it?"
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"- No way. - How you feeling?"
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"Hey, Rick, Audrey, Ryan, Tim,"
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"Jamey, Toby, Joe."
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"You owe one to yourself."
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"My husband-to-be'll tell you what life's about."
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"Here's your chance."
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"But mostly it was the Elliot thing."
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"Things have been a little weird between Elliot and I."
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"Good."
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"Did anything happen between you and Elliot while I was gone?"
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"There comes a time when every man has to make a choice,"
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"Come on. What are you gonna do about it?"
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"You wanna go for a beer after the show?"
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"And it's about chasing after what you really want..."
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"Here's your beer."
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"... even if that means showing you both care."
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"- Did you do that for me? - I thought it would be fun."
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"Now there are two blondes you can't have sex with."
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"- Sean? - I have been looking all over for you."
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"What are you doing back from New Zealand?"
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"- Morning. - What's up with him?"
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"Dude, ignore her. That's three years in a row. Who's feeling you?"
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"- She's back with Sean. - How soon after you hooked up?"
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"- You first, honey. - Love is like a butterfly."
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"Hold it too tight and you'll crush it."
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"I was nervous, but I felt better the moment I saw Irv at the security gate."
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"- Irv. - Howdy, Dr Dorian."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but there's no parking allowed at the emergency kerb."
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"I'd be happy to park your car for you and run the keys up to you in a jiff."
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"See you, Tubbs."
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"Irv didn't look great, but I didn't have time to talk."
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"Danni?"
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"Hey, JD."
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"I'm actually on my way to see somebody, so I gotta..."
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"Gotta go."
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"Hey, Elliot."
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"I can't talk right now."
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"- Shall we just hold each other? - Sorry. I couldn't find a parking spot."
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"for a good hour and a half... Check that, a great hour and a half."
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"When I hit it, I hit it good. That is all."
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"- Bambi freeze up again? - It's not our problem, honey."
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"The love of my life."
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"- You got it. - So, I'll see you after work."
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"I know. You don't wanna be rusty at sex"
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"before you throw down with your real boyfriend."
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"I'm sorry. I just really want to make this work with Sean,"
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"Danni..."
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"- Blonde hair. - Yes, raspy voice."
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"I'm glad I struck a chord."
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"that pretty girls do not need to be funny,"
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"I took a look at your little rock star's chart."
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"His urine output is dropping, so you should start him on Lasix."
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"You amuse me. Even though he's post-op and still technically my patient,"
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"I'm gonna pretend to consider your opinion before I do whatever I want."
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"No."
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"I told security to look into it, but no."
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"You wanna be a security guard?"
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"Who commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?"
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"If you're really into security, Irv's position just opened up."
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"What happened to Irv?"
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"- I got him. - Go on, baby."
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"I was pretending to be someone I thought you wanted me to be."
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