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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pilot (S01E01)

We can hear the beeps!

"We can hear the beeps!"

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All right. Come on, Morty. Let's go.

"All right. Come on, Morty. Let's go."

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Oh, geez. Okay.

"Oh, geez. Okay."

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and it's got the perfect climate conditions

"and it's got the perfect climate conditions"

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and there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits.

"and there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits."

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I'm talking about mega seeds.

"I'm talking about mega seeds."

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They're they're incredibly powerful,

"They're they're incredibly powerful,"

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and I need them to help me with my research, Morty.

"and I need them to help me with my research, Morty."

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Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking around this place,

"Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking around this place,"

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and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

"and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing."

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You're looking around, and it's all scary and different,

"You're looking around, and it's all scary and different,"

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charging right into them like a bull that's how we grow as people.

"charging right into them like a bull that's how we grow as people."

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I'm no stranger to scary situations.

"I'm no stranger to scary situations."

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I deal with them all the time.

"I deal with them all the time."

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Morty, we're gonna be holy crap, Morty, run!

"Morty, we're gonna be holy crap, Morty, run!"

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We're gonna die, Morty!

"We're gonna die, Morty!"

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Y-you smell that?

"Y-you smell that?"

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That's that's the smell of

"That's that's the smell of"

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of of of a whole different evolutionary timeline.

"of of of a whole different evolutionary timeline."

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All right, Rick, look how much longer is this gonna be?

"All right, Rick, look how much longer is this gonna be?"

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Are you joking me?

"Are you joking me?"

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I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us.

"I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us."

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Look at that thing right there. What the hell is that thing?

"Look at that thing right there. What the hell is that thing?"

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Look at it just lumbering around.

"Look at it just lumbering around."

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It defies all logic that thing.

"It defies all logic that thing."

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We're surrounded by monsters.

"We're surrounded by monsters."

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That's kind of the reason why I want to leave.

"That's kind of the reason why I want to leave."

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You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty?

"You see what we just stumbled upon, Morty?"

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The mega trees?

"The mega trees?"

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That's right, Morty the mega trees with the mega fruit on them.

"That's right, Morty the mega trees with the mega fruit on them."

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And that's what I'm talking about, Morty.

"And that's what I'm talking about, Morty."

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If we would have done what you wanted,

"If we would have done what you wanted,"

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I would have never have found them,

"I would have never have found them,"

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because you're so in love with school.

"because you're so in love with school."

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All right, all right.

"All right, all right."

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So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways?

"So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways?"

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It makes you kind of an Under underfoot figure.

"It makes you kind of an Under underfoot figure."

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Just take these shoes, Morty.

"Just take these shoes, Morty."

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you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty

"you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty"

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up, down, below, turn around to the left.

"up, down, below, turn around to the left."

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These things really bring it all together.

"These things really bring it all together."

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You have to turn them on, Morty!

"You have to turn them on, Morty!"

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I am not putting my father in a home!

"I am not putting my father in a home!"

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He just came back into my life,

"He just came back into my life,"

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under a mattress like last month's Victoria's secret?

"under a mattress like last month's Victoria's secret?"

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More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son.

"More importantly, your father is a horrible influence on our son."

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- It's fine, Davin. - Okay, cool.

"- It's fine, Davin. - Okay, cool."

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There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.

"There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse."

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Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy,

"Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy,"

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I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.

"I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies."

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Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but...

"Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but..."

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Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved in,

"Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved in,"

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is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend.

"is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend."

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Well, maybe you're right.

"Well, maybe you're right."

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Uh, yeah, maybe I am.

"Uh, yeah, maybe I am."

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I'm my father's daughter. I'm smart.

"I'm my father's daughter. I'm smart."

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Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?

"Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?"

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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This is principal Vagina, no relation.

"This is principal Vagina, no relation."

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You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, for them to work.

"You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, for them to work."

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It was a leisurely breeze.

"It was a leisurely breeze."

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Yeah, I can see that.

"Yeah, I can see that."

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But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect my seeds, Morty?

"But do you think you'll still be able to help me collect my seeds, Morty?"

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That's the last straw!

"That's the last straw!"

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I can't believe this!

"I can't believe this!"

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and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!

"and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!"

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but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

"but even Hitler cared about Germany or something."

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Okay, hold on just a second, Morty.

"Okay, hold on just a second, Morty."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly.

"That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly."

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I mean, I've never felt so good in my life.

"I mean, I've never felt so good in my life."

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Don't worry about it, Morty.

"Don't worry about it, Morty."

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Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?

"Just come help me get these seeds, all right, buddy?"

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Sure thing, Rick.

"Sure thing, Rick."

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Not that you asked,

"Not that you asked,"

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Morty, but what just happened there is...

"Morty, but what just happened there is..."

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I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine...

"I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine..."

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The stuff was all over the place, Morty.

"The stuff was all over the place, Morty."

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Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.

"Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick."

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The dimension I visited was so

"The dimension I visited was so"

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advanced, they had also halted

"advanced, they had also halted"

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the aging process, and everyone

"the aging process, and everyone"

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there was young, Morty, and they had been forever.

"there was young, Morty, and they had been forever."

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I was the only old person there, Morty.

"I was the only old person there, Morty."

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I-I was fascinating to them.

"I-I was fascinating to them."

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There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty,

"There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty,"

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and they they they they all wanted time with me.

"and they they they they all wanted time with me."

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I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies,

"I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies,"

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but I spent so much time there,

"but I spent so much time there,"

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my interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty.

"my interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty."

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- It's got no charge left. - What?!

"- It's got no charge left. - What?!"

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We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs,

"We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs,"

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so you're gonna have to do me a real solid.

"so you're gonna have to do me a real solid."

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Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh."

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When we get to customs,

"When we get to customs,"

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I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom,

"I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom,"

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and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.

"and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty."

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In my butt?

"In my butt?"

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Oh, geez, Rick.

"Oh, geez, Rick."

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Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty.

"Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty."

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Th-these seeds aren't gonna get

"Th-these seeds aren't gonna get"

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through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty.

"through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty."

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And they'll fall right out of mine.

"And they'll fall right out of mine."

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I mean, you're young.

"I mean, you're young."

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and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.

"and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable."

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- In my butt? - Come on, Morty.

"- In my butt? - Come on, Morty."

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Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty.

"Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty."

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Oh, man.

"Oh, man."

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has attended this school for a

"has attended this school for a"

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total of seven hours over the last two months.

"total of seven hours over the last two months."

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I done been notifying you.

"I done been notifying you."

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Have you not been getting the

"Have you not been getting the"

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messages I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather?

"messages I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather?"

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Told you! In your face! He is ruining our child!

"Told you! In your face! He is ruining our child!"

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Wait, what am I celebrating?

"Wait, what am I celebrating?"

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Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there,

"Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there,"

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because it's usually Morty's grandpa

"because it's usually Morty's grandpa"

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Summer?

"Summer?"

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What kind of God lets this happen?

"What kind of God lets this happen?"

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We had a little incident.

"We had a little incident."

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