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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pilot (S01E01)

"Morty, you got to... come on."
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"Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard."
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"Yeah, Rick, it's great."
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"- Create a whole fresh start. - T-t-that's absolutely crazy!"
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"And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and so that's the surprise, Morty."
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"You know what, Morty?"
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"That's it that's it, Rick."
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"I'm taking the wheel."
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"What's gotten into you?"
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"...person and just let you blow up the whole world."
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"I'll land the thing."
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"I told you not to practice-kiss the living-room pillow."
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"The dog sleeps on it."
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"- Jerry! - Beth!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You'll thank me later."
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"Okay, with all due respect, Rick... What am I talking about?"
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"Listen, Jerry, I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything."
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"It's your house. It's your world."
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"But I'll tell you some tell you how how I feel about school, Jerry."
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"G-guy up front says, "two plus two.""
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"What? For real?"
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"Get away from the windows!"
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"Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today."
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"And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in."
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"Tenssica."
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"There's crucial things happening here every day."
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"Hi, Morty."
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"Can I show these to you?"
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"Wow."
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"Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird."
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"Manhandle them. Give them the business."
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"Uh, I-I'm just doing my best."
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"Jessica."
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"Je-Jessica."
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"Well, well, well."
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"What was what is that supposed to mean?"
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"You making fun of me?"
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"I need an extra pair of hands."
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"Oh, geez, Rick. What'd you do to Frank?"
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"It's pretty obvious, Morty. I froze him."
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"Do you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there, Morty?"
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"Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history."
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"Let's go."
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"Oh, my God. I'm about to walk past Frank Palicky."
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"- Well, yeah, on horses. - Excuse me?"
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"Some kind of literature for a really nice-looking nursing home."
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"What is this place?"
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"for a special type of tree, Morty, called a mega tree,"
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"but, you know, m-meeting them head on,"
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"Breathe that breathe that fresh air in, Morty."
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"That's the smell of adventure, Morty."
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"You think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school?"
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"Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta."
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"Morty, you see this?"
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"They're special grappling shoes."
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"When you're wearing these things, these babies,"
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"The shoes have to be turned on!"
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"and you want to grab him and stuff him"
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"You know, we did something great today."
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"Horse heart surgeon."
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"to have a chat with me this afternoon?"
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"Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now."
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"Yeah, look I turned mine on. I had no problem getting down here."
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"That's it, Rick!"
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"I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken,"
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"Y-you're like Hitler, but"
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"Wow, Rick."
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"Thank you."
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"that they had broken-leg serum at every corner drugstore."
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"There's just one problem, Morty one little hang-up."
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"It's as good as garbage, Morty."
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"Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good."
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"I-I have to be back at school right now."
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"It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle."
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"Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit."
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"I really don't want to have to do that."
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"I've done this too many times, Morty."
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"You've got your whole life ahead of you,"
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"The fact is, your son, Morty,"
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"A student was frozen to death."
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"The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only."
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"You're a good kid, Morty."
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"Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work."
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"You've been a huge help to me."
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"It's gonna be great, Morty."
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"Except you. You go over there."
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"Why does he have to go over there?"
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"Random check."
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"He's got to go through the new machine."
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"What new machine?"
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"Hey! Ohhhhhh."
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"Aah!"
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"They're just robots, Morty!"
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"Holy crap! This is insane!"
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"Just kidding."
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"- You're Morty, right? - Yeah."
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"You got to get those seeds out of your ass."
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"I'm an angry father, not an improvisor."
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"What are you doing out of class?"
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"- It's beyond your reasoning. - You're beyond our reasoning!"
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"What what are you guys doing with my stuff?"
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"A nursing home?"
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"You know fully well that Morty"
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"Well, duh doy, son."
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"we both know you're not as fast as the other kids,"
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"1.77245385."
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"Wow! I'm so smart!"
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"That's why he's my little helper."
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"He's like me."
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"Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop."
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"Frank Palicky was frozen to death today!"
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"Don't stay up all night again."
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"You know what? Okay."
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"I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter."
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"Starting right about now."
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"Ohh, man. Oh, geez! Ohh."
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"because the world is full of idiots that don't understand"
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"and you're gonna be part of them,"
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"Just you and me, Morty."
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