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Clips from Rick and Morty - Pilot (S01E01)

"The outside world is our enemy, Morty."
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"We're the only friends we've got, Morty."
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"Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time."
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"All a hundred days."
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"Rick and Morty forever 100 times."
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"All 100 years."
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"I got a surprise for you, Morty."
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"It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?"
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"I got a surprise for you."
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"I got a surprise for you, Morty."
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"What do you think of this flying vehicle, Morty?"
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"I built it out of stuff I found in the garage."
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"I had to... I had to... I had to make a bomb, Morty."
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"- I had to create a bomb. - What?! A bomb?!"
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"We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty."
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"It's gonna be good."
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"Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica."
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"Jessica? From my math class?"
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"When I drop the bomb..."
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"have somebody, you know I want you to have the thing"
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"I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam."
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"No, you can't!"
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"Jessica doesn't even know I exist."
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"But but forget about that,"
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"because you can't blow up humanity."
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"I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty."
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"Listen, I'm not you don't you don't got to worry about me..."
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"I'm I'm not that kind of guy, Morty."
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"What are you talking about, Rick?"
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"You you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything."
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"She she she she... she's all for you, Morty."
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"I don't care about Jessica!"
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"Get off of me, Morty!"
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"I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy."
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"I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb..."
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"What are you, crazy?"
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"All right, all right."
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"I'll I'll land."
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"I'll land. I'll land."
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"Big tough guy all of a sudden."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"It was?"
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"Sure. Why not? I don't know."
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"You you know what, mo-"
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"Neutrino bomb armed."
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"I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight."
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"- I'm going to puke. - Morty, are you getting sick?"
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"I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom."
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"I just I didn't get a lot of sleep last night."
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"Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something."
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"Or maybe you were out all night again with grandpa Rick."
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"- What?! - Dad?"
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"What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now?"
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"You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?"
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"Damn it!"
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"My parents are so loud. I want to die."
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"Mm, there is no God, summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now."
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"How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off"
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"for high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?"
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"You're a real Julius Caesar."
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"It's a waste of time a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other."
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"The people in the back say, "four.""
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"Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk"
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"and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something."
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"And I know that's not a popular opinion,"
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"but it's my two cents on the issue."
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"This was a good breakfast, Beth."
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"You really made the crap out of those eggs."
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"I wish your mother was here to eat them."
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"All right, now, everybody get settled."
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"You might have heard of it. It's called math."
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"- Two plus two. - Jessica."
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"Okay, good. It's time for the quiz."
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"Tough!"
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"The stakes are high in this room."
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"Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3:00."
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"Th-they're both great. Thank you."
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"Rename them?"
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"Squeeze them."
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"Well, okay, Jessica. L-let's give this a shot."
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"Mm."
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"Oh, Morty."
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"Morty! What are you doing to me?!"
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"Jessica."
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"Morty!"
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"Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad."
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"Jessica."
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"Not my fault this is happening."
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"- Uh, morning, Frank. - "Morning"?"
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"Are you trying to say my family's poor?"
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"I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it."
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"And now I'm gonna cut you, 'cause my family's rich."
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"There you are, Morty. Listen to me."
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"I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension."
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"Now listen I need your help, Morty."
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"I mean, we got we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business."
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"- It's important. Come on, Morty. - I don't know, Rick."
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"I can't leave school again."
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"What do you think I can just do it all by myself?"
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"Come on!"
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"What about Frank?"
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"I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him?"
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"I'll do it later, Morty. He'll be fine."
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"This is the story we'll be telling our children."
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"Hi, Frank."
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"Aah!"
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"- Scalpel. - Scalpel."
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"Knock, knock."
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"My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought,"
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""hey, why not swing by where your wife works?""
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"Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason."
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"Well, it's lunch."
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"Losing him."
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"Stabilized."
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"my job involves performing heart surgery."
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"Okay. Let's not rehash that fight."
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"I sense that you're busy and will now be on my way."
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"What is this on the floor?"
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"Hey, honey, crazy idea bad pitch let's put your dad here."
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"Let's put your dad in a nursing home."
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