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Clips from NewsRadio - French Diplomacy (S04E04)

"Why are you telling everybody that I dumped you?"
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"Dave dumped me. There."
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"That's everybody. I did not dump Lisa."
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"That's what you said? Yes."
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"- Beth, all I was trying to do-- - I'm just kidding. Nobody cares. Got ya!"
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"that it might be wise for you and I to focus our energies on work for the next few weeks."
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"how I should funnel the energy I used to waste having sex with you..."
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"He couldn't? No."
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"Still, you know, this idea is not wholly without merit."
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"about how love affects job performance--"
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"Did I hear that right? You two are a couple?"
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"Yes. Hmm."
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"especially considering the fact that, you know, we've broken up."
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"Irregardless. If you have any other secrets you've been keeping from me--"
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"[ Chorus ] ♪ "The Real Deal With Bill McNeal" ♪"
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"Come on. Of course you have. Everybody's been dumped."
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"I was dumped once a long time ago. Very painful."
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"How long have you two been seeing each other before--"
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"I heard that, and that is going in my report."
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"Foreign diplomats who get away without paying their parking tickets."
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"Oh, that's just an outline. You want me to figure out a way..."
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"to throw a few more peppers into the gumbo?"
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"somebody must have dumped you before you had a chance to dump them."
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"[ Bill On Radio ] I get a ticket, I pay it. You get a ticket, you pay it."
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"That's why these freeloading foreign diplomats..."
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"should be dragged from their cars and beaten..."
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"It's troubling me too, but right now, I'm more concerned by the fact..."
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"that Bill has called for foreign diplomats to be dragged from their cars and beaten."
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"It's the response one would expect from a man who just got dumped, so--"
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"[ Bill ] Wake up, Manhattan. Wake up, Brooklyn."
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"These people with names you need a calculator to pronounce..."
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"have got their hands in your pockets,"
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"[ Equipment Clicking ]"
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"No, no, no, no, no. Are you okay?"
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"Well, if that's the best you can do, fine."
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"[ Clicks Tongue ] You're paranoid."
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"I know because I caught him in the act when I was watching..."
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"with the see-through shirt waterin' the plants?"
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"Oh, yeah, you're right."
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"We're both gonna have to put on our thinking caps."
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"Sorry, I only built one."
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"advocated pulling foreign diplomats from their cars and beating them."
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"When it comes to "The Real Deal," I am, of course."
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"That's right. But I would like to say I accept..."
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"full responsibility for what happened here today."
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"some nut job got on the radio,"
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"Some other nut job decided to take him up on it."
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"Again, I would like to say I accept full responsibility--"
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"- He's not dead, Bill. - We have to beat everyone to the punch,"
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"so to speak, and issue an on-air apology."
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"- Sir, what are you talking about? - Uh, nothing."
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"Okay. So let's write up a brief apology,"
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"write up a brief apology, and you'll do it after the next break?"
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"- The prosecution rests. - Gee, Lisa,"
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"back when we were friends,"
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"I would've tried to help you out a little bit there."
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"Matthew?"
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"Guys, I'm sorry. I miss you so much."
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"And if I can't be with you in person, you know, I can at least--"
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"I didn't quite catch all that. Don't push it, dude."
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"A buddy of mine died in '87. You could use his I.D.,"
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"- I already have a new job. - They're ready for you now."
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"Can you get Mrs. Barnes's X-rays for me, pronto?"
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"No, no. They're just-- Don't do that."
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"Well, sir, that is because Andrea is basically crazy."
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"That's not a very nice thing to say about your best friend."
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"She's not my best friend. She thinks she's my best friend, which is what makes her crazy."
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"[ Chorus ] ♪ "The Real Deal" apology ♪"
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"Earlier today, I took the position that people..."
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"I was just-- I was miserable."
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"I mean, what-- what a guy. What a-- What a character. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Here's what we're gonna do. Bill, you are going to read..."
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""that they were incited by something I said."
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"Oh, no way. I got so many lawyers standing in line to see me now,"
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"Actually, no. Say no more."
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"That's okay. You don't have to ask. That's how friendship works."
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"Well, you don't have to say that."
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"Uh, yes, I did. And?"
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"I thought it was good. I think you should both be very proud."
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"I guess they didn't come out right."
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"I'm actually not very proud of my behavior today either."
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"and we can just wipe this day right off the records?"
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"The only problem is, you're still with the other fish."
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"More after this."
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"Bill, the guy was obviously crippled by mental illness!"
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"I just think that her talents could be put to better use elsewhere."
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"Right. I just see that she cannot handle Bill."
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"Huh?"
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"I came to get the rest of my stuff, and you left your copy of The Art of War in your desk."
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"Dave, I know we've had our disagreements in the past, but let's forget all that."
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"I didn't tell everybody. Am I interrupting something?"
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"She's not my buddy. Seeing she has fired six people already,"
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"Okay. Maybe you could explain to me..."
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"Matthew couldn't go to the bathroom by himself."
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"You know, I could see being dumped for another woman,"
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"I could see being dumped for some noble or patriotic reason..."
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"but to be dumped for some vague notion..."
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"Um, well, yes, we were a couple."
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"Is that so hard to believe? Uh, no."
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"Oh. Okay. [ Chuckling ]"
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"the professional ramifications of it, okay?"
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"The what? Dave, you realize I have to..."
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"follow the procedure for office romance, which includes..."
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"a full investigation followed by a report."
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"Well, that hardly seems necessary,"
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"We weren't trying to exclude you from anything. No."
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"Nobody knows about me and Dave."
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"Oh, good, you two are dressed."
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"Mind if I grab a soda?"
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"No comment from Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan."
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"- Bill, you've been dumped before, right? - No."
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"Let's see. Dumpity, dumpity, dumpity-- Nope."
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"Hi, Bill, Lisa. [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Lisa, since you weren't forthcoming with me before, back when we were friends,"
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"- Me too. - Okay."
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"More importantly, does Dave yell out anything peculiar..."
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"I just don't see what this has to do with my job."
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"your horsing around to your news broadcast."
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"Whoa. Is it getting chilly in here,"
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"- Mine too. - [ Door Slams ]"
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