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Clips from Scrubs - My Brother, My Keeper (S02E02)

"It's not every day your best bud asks his girlfriend to marry him."
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"All right, man. I understand."
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"Good sign? I am so sure Carla's going to say yes."
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"No offence, don't think I have anything against ugly people."
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"Doctor Townshend is like the anti-Kelso. The nurses love him."
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"Everyone loves him."
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"The mistake you made there, you didn't pat his belly."
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"- It soothes him. - Dammit."
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"I do love the speed dial."
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"when I'm borderline interested in your life."
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"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"
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"Keep it, man. That was for me."
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"- I know that wasn't you. - How?"
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"I could pick your Puffn'Stuff out of a lineup."
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"It changed since you saw it. It got a haircut."
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"Turk's brother is staying for the weekend."
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"That depends. What's a happy-hap?"
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"Hey, hey, so, how's this baby, is it all right?"
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"That's not gonna work."
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"I'm a businessman, we can work it out."
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"- He'd be our personal slave. - Our personal what?"
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"How 'bout he be the house slave, and I be the field slave?"
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"The reason we're late is you took forever to get ready."
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"Whatever, Mr Yesterday-I-Had-Chest-Hair - Today-I-Don't."
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"Sometimes Elliot can't help herself."
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"I know you're labouring over this proposal so I'll sweeten the pot"
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"Please. She's psychic."
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"I want a nice lunch with my boyfriend and his brother."
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"Because no one said family more than Kevin Turk."
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"- Check out my brother's kids. - Oh, they're adorable."
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"How's that great marriage of yours?"
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"- Over. - Oh, no."
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"Everybody, soda-chugging contest!"
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"Tell you what, we'll compromise. I'll decide this, and you get to decide..."
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"I don't know either."
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"- Do me a favour, will you? - Yeah."
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"tonight me and you tear it up like we used to?"
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"Chris!"
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"Dr Gerson's not gonna tell you."
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"OK, c'mon now, just cut through. Good."
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"Open up the vein. But be careful not to nick the carotid artery."
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"He also said he could give you a loaner patient"
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"- No one expects you to, son. - OK, thanks."
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"Don't worry about it. I'll take the blame."
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"He hides it well."
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"As much as I'd love to trash him, I'm not down with the maturity thing."
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"and what did you say the sex of the child was?"
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"Seems you went to a swap meet and got yourself a big-boy spine."
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"- You tell or else. - Or else what?"
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"who is so locked up he's been eating gum, rubber cement or cork."
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"Reid? Really?"
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"Crazy Eyes Margo, from Housekeeping."
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"- I said so. - Yeah, but..."
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"- Once a month until she's dead. - Sir, do you have a second?"
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"Sport, what did I tell you about my open-door policy?"
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"that is unsafe and outdated."
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"Let me get this straight."
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"Do me a favour, will you, son? Grab that for me."
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"Thanks."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"- You seem distracted. Something wrong? - No, sir. I call everyone Rowdy."
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"- Why not smack me in my face? - Fine. Check this out."
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"You didn't seem too broken up about it. Why should I care?"
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"She left me, OK?"
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"All righty there, Dr Leverage, listen up because here's the real inside scoop."
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"- Girls can play baseball, too. - I know what girls can do."
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"You've come a long way, baby. Spill, doll."
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"I really think you should think about this,"
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"Hi, honey."
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"I think Mr Singer's gonna be just fine."
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"Say, listen, nowadays, it has become kind of hospital protocol"
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"to do a modified Seldinger in a case like this."
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"Because the patient in bed number two needs one."
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"You mind doing it for me?"
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"What the hell's this all about?"
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"This is not an age thing, Doug."
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"These days, if you're out of med school five years,"
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"half of what you learned is obsolete."
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"Why do I spend every other weekend at a seminar"
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"Once again, sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place."
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"So, you want to talk about what happened?"
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"No, man, look, it's just too depressing."
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"You're in a bad place, but you'll get through it. Give it time."
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"What am I supposed to do until then?"
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"would somebody please put on some country?"
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"and I just thought I'd be more hooked in if I knew."
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"Goodnight, sir."
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"This is to my brother, y'all, my brother!"
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"You think it's my fault he got fired?"
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"Even if you do the right thing, there's no guarantee it'll turn out right."
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"He ain't heavy, he's my brother..."
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"Hey, Chocolate Bear, did you ask her?"
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"She said she needed to think about it, then she went to Chicago for five days."
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"He needs you. Stay positive."
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"She's thinking, she's thinking, and we should go out drinking..."
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"- Wanna get a beer? - I am not moving until she calls."
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"Still nothing?"
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"We just keep missing each other. I'm not sweating it."
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"She asked me to pick her up from the airport. That's a good sign."
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"If she doesn't, I'll walk naked through these halls singing Me And Bobby McGee."
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"Janis Joplin. Good God, she was an uggo."
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"- Why would I take offence? - No reason."
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"I see you're on the nephrology service with Doctor Townshend this month."
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"The attendings love him."
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"Everyone."
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"The weirdest thing of all is he and Kelso are best friends."
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"You're a pistol!"
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"The only place this guy's running to is to a bakery. Who's got me up high?"
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"I would have showed it to you before you left but I couldn't get to it."
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"That is a long story."
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"Don't get me wrong, you left me 40 messages in five days, but I know you."
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"If you weren't holding back, it would be 140."
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"So, you got an answer yet?"
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"What's the deal, there, Gandhi? Are you gonna be a bride?"
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"Oh, come on, this is one of those very small windows"
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"Not yet."
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"- Todd, get dressed. - I'm going back out there."
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"- Little brother. - How's it going?"
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"Makes me feel better about sleeping in your room while you're here."
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"I sent you to college and med school, and you have done nothing for me."
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