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Clips from Family Guy - Stew-Roids (S07E07)

"than when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode."
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"I got my period!"
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"And I will see the Keaton family next week."
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"- We'll put, "No more tears" on the label. - But it does make you cry."
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"I know."
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"Lois, you should just let those wounds get infected."
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"It'll teach him a lesson about being tough."
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"My baby boy got beat up by a girl."
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"which was weird."
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"There has to be a World War llI and IV first."
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"It's so intense it skips over the other two."
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"Hi, Connie. Uh, so, I heard you talking in the hall the other day"
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"And C. You actually like High School Musical?"
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"That was awesome!"
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"Yeah! Awesome!"
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"Scott is such an idiot. I'm totally breaking up with him."
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"I need a new challenge. What if... Wait. Now, bear with me on this."
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"Wow! Great idea! I'm glad I hung in there!"
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"- Well, there's Smiley McGee. - Hello."
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"And Chris Griffin. - Oh, my God! I can smell him from here."
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"He smells like Fred Flintstone's ass."
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"Hey! No one's asking you to smell it!"
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"Real men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids."
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"- Okay. - What's that?"
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"So I guess you think you would have been some kind of big shot by my age, huh?"
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"- I don't even know what you do. - Well, let me tell you something!"
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"You're nothing, and you're never gonna be nothing!"
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"Now, let's sit here and watch Spike TV."
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"Yeah, that stuff."
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"Chris Griffin, you are undoubtedly the most unpopular boy in school."
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"- Um... Okay. - I'll see you then."
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"Why would she go out with me?"
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"- Sir, they don't make Plymouths anymore. - Are you Jewish?"
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"Uh-oh, spadoodios."
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"- You're telling me. - Oh, your kid just needs a little help."
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"Oh, my! Suddenly I'm full of energy! All right, fat man! Let's do this!"
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"- Wow, Stewie! You look like a new man. - Well, will you look at me?"
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"We now return to Lady and the Tramp and Michael Vick."
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"Hello, family."
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"Oh, my God! What the hell happened to Stewie?"
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"Let's see that little dyke, Susie Swanson, beat him up now."
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"Wait a minute. How do you know she's gay?"
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"Yeah. I believe everything everyone tells me anywhere."
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"What's going on, B minus?"
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"- What's the haps? - Stewie, you look gross."
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"You look like Lou Ferrigno's poop."
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"I look like a guy who's been hitting the gym."
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"It has nothing to do with the gym. You're on drugs."
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"They always make promises they can't deliver."
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"- See? - Chris, turn that off."
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"We have a lot of work to do before we go inside."
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"No, you look like you don't care, and that's good."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Wow."
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"that Chazz Palminteri/Paul Sorvino movie, Distracting Trumpet."
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"I want to thank you all for coming out here today."
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"Our friend needs to get a message to the short man in the hat."
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"So we may have to bring in our friend from Yonkers!"
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"What?"
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"Is there a problem? Huh? You want to go?"
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"- You want to go? - Go? What are you talking about?"
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"- There's a toll in the hall now, 10 bucks. - Look, can I..."
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"Uh!"
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"- I just... - Uh!"
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"- Come on... - Uh!"
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"- You... - Uh!"
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"- This is... - Uh!"
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"I was just kidding you. Why are you so serious?"
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"Is that Chris Griffin with Connie D'Amico?"
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"I think it is!"
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"Wow! That makes him popular."
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"Hey, Griffin! Griff-a!"
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"we're gonna go to the pizza place"
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"and make that single mother who works there feel like a slut."
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"She's really sweet and struggling to raise a family. It's gonna be great!"
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"Wow! You did it, Connie. Chris Griffin is popular!"
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"- So are you gonna dump him now? - No, Gina. I'm not."
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"- You do? - Yeah."
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"In fact, I'm going to his house for dinner tonight so I can meet his parents."
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"I just hope Dad doesn't embarrass us"
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"Of course you're probably not really into tibia... Trivia! Ahh..."
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"They say we lost a foot of snow last winter... Ahh..."
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"You only have one leg, sir."
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"We're so excited that Chris is finally bringing a girl home for dinner."
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"- I'm gonna go work out. - Again? That's, like, the eighth time today."
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"If there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man."
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"I'm really into him now. You better be okay with it!"
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"Well, to answer your question, Connie, apparently, I'm married to a man"
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"who thinks it's okay to inject an infant with steroids."
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"So, Connie, now that you're dating my brother,"
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"maybe we can hang out, you know?"
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"Hey! After dinner, you want to come up to my room"
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"- and give each other makeovers? - I don't use makeup, Meg."
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"Of course you don't. You're all natural."
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"- Nazi guy! - Griff-a!"
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"Hey, we're totally stoked for your party this weekend!"
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"Can you believe it, Connie?"
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"You and I are going to be at the same party this weekend!"
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"- But it's at my house. - Uh, Connie, let me handle this."
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"I'm sorry, Meg. You can't come."
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"Hey, Chris, come on!"
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"- Won't that be gay of them? - Yeah!"
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"Meg, sweetheart, why don't you just go downstairs and join the party?"
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"I hate Chris! He's such a jerk!"
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"Oh, look, honey. He's just a little confused about who he is right now."
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"I'm sure deep down he still loves his big sister."
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"I hate my school! I hate everyone! I hate my life!"
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"Okay, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes."
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"I don't know what else I can say."
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"Here's a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien."
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"Suggests a good time"
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"- Gina, have you seen Chris? - Yeah. He's over there."
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"Chris! What are you doing?"
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"- Getting scraped to death by my zipper. - You bastard!"
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"How the hell can you be cheating on me? I'm the one who made you popular!"
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"No, Connie. Beating up that Jewish kid made me popular."
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"Come on, girls! Let's go upstairs and make out!"
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"What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!"
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"Chris, I can't believe you dissed Connie at your party."
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"- That was awesome! - Yeah."
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