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Clips from Family Guy - Stew-Roids (S07E07)

"I heard about it when I was making that gay nerd spoon with me."
Family Guy
"- Hey, guys. Room for one more? - I don't think so."
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"Reject!"
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"I've created a monster. Meg, we've got to do something."
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"Do you really think I would help you out in any way"
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"- after everything you've done to me? - What are you talking about?"
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"This one is from when you made a plaster cast of my vagina freshman year."
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"You want my help? You can go fuck yourself!"
Family Guy
"When we're done with him, he'll be more of an outcast"
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"than a seagull at an Adam Sandler movie."
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"Sometimes the banana seat hurts my heinie."
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"- Will you shut up? - You shut up, man! It's a comedy!"
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"When I ring the bell, it makes my pants feel funny."
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"Ah! Another day of being huge. Good morning, guns of..."
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"I'll tell you what's happening. Your steroids have worn off."
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"You're weak like everyone else."
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"And now here's something we hope you'll really like."
Family Guy
"Settle down, everyone. Okay. Let's get this assembly started."
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"Once Chris gets up there, my friend in the A/V Department"
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"I do this for you, and I have your permission"
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"to think about you later tonight when I'm in the tub."
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"- Fine, Neil. - Awesome!"
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"I might even go leftie tonight, stranger in the tub."
Family Guy
"The meeting of the Cool Kids Club will be at 3:15,"
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"leaning up against Tim Breckner's SUV in the parking lot."
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"I'd fuck me"
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"- Chris Griffin's a freak! - What a loser!"
Family Guy
"Oh! Come on. It's me, Griff-a!"
Family Guy
"You don't get to talk like that anymore!"
Family Guy
"Connie, the person who humiliated you has himself been humiliated."
Family Guy
"Can I at least think about you in the tub later?"
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"- Well, Chris, you must feel ridiculous. - I do, Dad."
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"Well, there is a way you can make it up to me."
Family Guy
"- How? - Tell me what it was like"
Family Guy
"being one of them."
Family Guy
"It was like basking in the warm glow of a higher intelligence"
Family Guy
"I flew today."
Family Guy
"English - US - SDH"
Family Guy
"Hey, do you mind rubbing some of that sunblock on my back?"
Family Guy
"Oh, man! This is more painful to watch"
Family Guy
"Jennifer, what happened in school today?"
Family Guy
"A. Don't ever listen to me talk. You don't deserve my words."
Family Guy
"What are you? Eight? No, that's impossible"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna switch to one of the other popular guys."
Family Guy
"Now, who are the biggest losers in this school?"
Family Guy
"Nah. I hear he's a bed-wetter."
Family Guy
"Wow, my favorite. PB and J with the crusts cut off."
Family Guy
"- What did you get? - Your crusts."
Family Guy
"- That's it? - No."
Family Guy
"I am? What about Smiley McGee over there?"
Family Guy
"You and I are going on a date Saturday night."
Family Guy
"She must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUl."
Family Guy
"it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle."
Family Guy
"He-Man"
Family Guy
"Does anyone need the remote?"
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"- Why the hell does Stewie look like this? - Well, I took him to the gym,"
Family Guy
"I hate this station."
Family Guy
"Um, if we're dating, does that mean when we go in there I can hold your hand?"
Family Guy
"- Stewie... - Uh!"
Family Guy
"like he did when that one-legged guy came over."
Family Guy
"Hey, how about another beer? I bet you like the taste of hops... Ahh..."
Family Guy
"I'm not satisfied until every vein is forced up against my skin."
Family Guy
"I've got veins"
Family Guy
"I mean, you have filled out something whacky."
Family Guy
"- Um, you're not invited, Meg. - What?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens happens."
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"Loser."
Family Guy
"My God! He's practically ruined me."
Family Guy
"You see this, Connie?"
Family Guy
"This is from when you called me "sticky-ass cow" in sixth grade."
Family Guy
"- Stay away from me! Stay away from me! - Stewie, no!"
Family Guy
"- Well, we did it, Connie. - Thanks for your help, Meg."
Family Guy
"Oh, thanks, Lois."
Family Guy
"Mmm... That feels good."
Family Guy
"Done things differently? Gotten that promotion?"
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"Now, take that hat off."
Family Guy
"You're really pretty, and I hope I get to be with you for a long time."
Family Guy
"You know it, brother. It's gonna be awesome."
Family Guy
"But keep it on the down low so the spazoids don't catch wind."
Family Guy
"He needs to deliver this message"
Family Guy
"Oh, Joe, thank you so much for inviting us to your barbecue."
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"Wow, Bonnie! You really took off the baby weight quickly."
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"Hello."
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"Yeah, maybe I have."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Well, it's my pleasure, Lois."
Family Guy
"- Here, Stewie. Try this. - What the hell are you..."
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"- You sound hot. What are you wearing? - I don't know."
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"Cool. Maybe we could go see"
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"We got a serious situation down in the Bronx."
Family Guy
"Look! Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Meg! Think fast! Ah!"
Family Guy
"I'm talking about go. That's what I'm talking about!"
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"- I... - Uh!"
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"- Where do you think you're going? - I'm going downstairs."
Family Guy
"Look how vascular I am, Brian."
Family Guy
"Wait, Lois. Knock it off for a sec. Connie, you are really pretty."
Family Guy
"I notice your kid is having some trouble."
Family Guy
"Boy! That global warming, huh?"
Family Guy
"No guy has ever said anything that nice to me before."
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"- World War V. - Peter, we've been over this."
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"- Peter, it doesn't work... - I have spoken!"
Family Guy
"Well, if there's anyone I can trust,"
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"All that matters is that you beat the leprechauns."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't really care about that."
Family Guy
"I don't understand."
Family Guy
"Oh, heavens! I look like a rake."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Connie's coming over to talk to me! Sit up straight!"
Family Guy
"And you listened to him?"
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"T- Bone! Gaggaboo!"
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"Wow! The jocks have never said hello to me before."
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"Man! Our boy Chris partying with the cool kids."
Family Guy
"I guess I should lie on top of her to keep her warm."
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris. What's that? Did you sit on something?"
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"Yeah, I got it."
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"but the way she was standing over me made it look like I was crying,"
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