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Clips from Family Guy - Stew-Roids (S07E07)

"On which we used to rely?"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Aw, Joe, Susie's such a cute baby."
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"Hey, whatever happened to your son, Kevin?"
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""I won't let you walk out of here without that dress. ""
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""Hey, everybody. " "Oh! Look. It's black Barbie."
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""Mom says I'm the one whose hair it's okay to cut. ""
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"Hey, come back here! All right. You asked for it."
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"All right. Let's try that one again."
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"Oh, my God! Stewie!"
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"Okay now, sweetie. This isn't gonna hurt at all."
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"Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson!"
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"Peter, he's just a baby. You got to let this go."
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"Peter, what exactly are you worried is gonna happen because of this?"
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"Oh, no. Oh, no. That's the beauty of World War V, Lois."
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"There's Connie D'Amico. Chris, don't walk next to me."
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"about how much you liked High School Musical 2"
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"- so I burned you the soundtrack. - Okay. Prepare for itemized insults."
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"B. When I said I enjoyed it, I was speaking ironically."
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"because I've seen that big hairy mudflap ass of yours in the locker room."
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"- Questions? - Hey, Meg. Take that!"
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"The joke's kind of on us because we're smelling it."
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"Way to go! Sweet!"
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"But, Connie, you've gone out with, like, every popular boy in this school."
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"Yeah, you're right. God, they all suck so much."
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"What if I date a loser and make him over into a popular guy?"
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"- He's perfect. - God, you're right."
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"- You think you're better than me? - What? No. I didn't say that."
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"Spike TV, full of stuff men like."
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"- Hey, Meg, nice posture. Get lost. - Thank you."
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"No, no. It wasn't my fault. Some guy in a Plymouth totally cut me off."
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"Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the sleigh."
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"All right, Stewie. We're gonna get you nice and pumped up."
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"Now, you see that barbell over there? Go ahead and try and lift that."
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"I got something that'll get him going."
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"I have the power!"
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"Yeah, looks good. Doesn't he?"
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"Short haircut, stubby legs, doesn't respond to my advances."
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"You haven't answered my question!"
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"and the colorful gent there advised me that I put him on steroids."
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"Doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, B to the Ryan."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"It doesn't have to make sense when you look like this!"
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"I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl."
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"Classic rock 103.7, WHGT."
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"Playing the greatest rock-and-roll hits of all time!"
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"All right. If I'm gonna be seen with you, we have to do something about that look."
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"Oh, God! Your hair's all combed. Here. Let me fix that."
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"All right, good. Now let's give you a pencil-thin douchebag beard."
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"I want to hold your hand 'cause I like you."
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"Hey, forget the pep rally. You want to go see a movie?"
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"I said we may have to bring in our friend from Yonkers!"
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"- Hey, what the hell? - What, what, what?"
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"- First one's on the house! - I got things to do."
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"- Just... - Uh!"
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"- Can I... - Uh!"
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"Ah! I was just messing with you, man! You can do whatever you want."
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"Griff-amano!"
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"- Hi, you guys. - Hey, Chris, after school today,"
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"- You're not? - No. There's something about him."
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"He's not like the other guys. I actually really like him."
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"Wow! Connie D'Amico is coming to my house for dinner!"
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"Connie, it's so nice to meet you."
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"It's really nice to meet you too, Mrs. Griffin."
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"Um, do you mind if I ask what's up with your baby?"
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"They carry blood all over my body"
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"That's how John Mayer would say it, "body. ""
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"Oh! Thanks, Mr. Griffin."
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"- I like what you're doing with your boobs. - Dad!"
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"Man, your dad must be proud!"
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"Actually, my dad passed away four years ago."
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"Yeah, yeah, he did. He sure did. You gonna shower before dessert?"
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"Greggy! Fitzy!"
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"- Speaking of spazoids. - Wow!"
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"This is so cool!"
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"Hey, what are you wearing, so I make sure I don't wear the same thing?"
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"There's an ass-to-boob ratio that you're way off of."
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"Let's corner the nerds and call them gay and make them show us their penises!"
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"That is grotacular!"
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"Way to go, man. Awesome, bro."
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"I am a very proud dad right now. And look at that Connie."
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"Jesus Christ! I bet that thing's so tight you've gotta call the city to get in there."
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"I wasn't invited!"
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"Oh, no! Connie's been hurt!"
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"Everyone's gay but me."
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"We? Are you kidding?"
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"Loser! - All right, let's do it."
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"This is my old bicycle that I had from when I was 10."
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"Ring, ring, ring."
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"And guess what? There's a toll in the hall now."
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"Is everything set, Meg?"
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"- will take care of everything. - Okay, Meg. Remember our deal."
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"Before we begin, Chris Griffin has an announcement for the cool kids."
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"Yeah, hey, guys."
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"Would you fuck me?"
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"I'd fuck me so hard"
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"I'm gay, all right?"
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"- No! - I'm still gonna."
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"And, Meg, I'm really sorry I was such a douche."
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"as it envelops you and allows you to become part of its everlasting glory."
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"Hey, can one of you other men come over here"
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"and comment on the meat while I'm cooking it?"
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"Yeah. Those are looking good. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."
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"Yeah, don't flip them too often now. You don't want to lose the juices."
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"Yeah. Yeah, coming along nicely. Yeah, those are cooking just fine."
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"Scoop that one up and put it back down in the exact same spot."
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"All right, they're done! Time to eat!"
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"Oh, boy! I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
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"I... uh... I misspoke."
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"Of course, Bonnie. Oh, but I don't want to get any on my shirt."
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"- Um, you're going a little low there, Lois. - Okay. I'm sorry."
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"Giggity!"
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"- He died in Iraq. - Sad."
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""I don't know. Will I ever wear it?" "Yes, you will."
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""You've got that thing for the opening of the library next week."
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""It's perfect for that. ""
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""Why are you all alone?" "Oh, they discontinued my boyfriend."
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"Hey! I was playing with that!"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Your kid got beat up by a baby girl!"
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