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Clips from The Simpsons - The Caper Chase (S28E28)

"And by an excess of cataracts."
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"Wait. What happened to my posse?"
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"Don't you worry. A posse's loyalty is forever."
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"Hey, Burnsie, I didn't get any brand-new sneakers today."
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"I can't be wearing two-day-old sneakers."
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"our personalized bowling balls,"
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"(bicycles squeaking)"
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"(sighs)"
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"I'm here for my hounds."
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"Huh! Preposterous. I raised those hounds from pups."
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"I'm the only master they've ever known."
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"One word from me and they'll rip you apart."
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"Commence ripping!"
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"(sniffing)"
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"(chuckles) Dogs can smell power."
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"Sign this release legally releasing the hounds."
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"If you don't, Mr. Jay G will release the hounds."
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"Jay, I don't understand. I thought we were friends."
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"We were going to open up a money-losing winery together."
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"(honks)"
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"Not being bitten... (cries)"
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"hurts the most."
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"(alarm ringtone plays)"
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"(grunting)"
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"You would never go back to the nuclear plant"
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"that was so cruelly taken from me."
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"HOMER: I looked deep into my heart,"
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"and it said..."
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"Uh... let me ask my wife."
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"I don't care if Mr. Burns doesn't own"
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"the nuclear plant anymore. You still have to work there."
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"and a store to support."
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"You're right, you're right."
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"I have a store."
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"How did that happen?"
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"Well, you spend enough time in the Hamptons"
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"and you have any flair at all,"
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"you just wind up with a store."
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"WOMEN: ♪ What could possibly go wrong with retail? ♪"
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"Where should we put the 19th century doctor's kits?"
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"Ooh, ooh! In the window next to the state-shaped erasers."
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"But I feel bad leaving Mr. Burns. I'm all he's got."
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"Can't we live off the money from your store?"
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"Oh, God, no!"
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"Right now I'm still building inventory."
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"Luckily, the pincushion store across the street"
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"I just swooped right in and bought up everything."
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"Okay."
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"I had to turn my back on poor, broken Burns"
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"and go to work at, well, the sexiest nuclear plant on Earth."
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"Homer Simpson?"
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"Boss wants to see you."
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"- ♪ Booty like a power plant ♪ - WOMAN: Hey, baby."
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"♪ J-J-J-Jay's got the power! ♪"
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"(music continues in distance)"
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""Rung six. To ensure an employee's loyalty,"
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"you must crush their attachments to the past.""
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"- (honks) - (knocking on door)"
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"You wanted to see me, Mr. G?"
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"Relax, Homer, we're good. When you entered my gates,"
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"I knew you'd turn your back on Old Man Burns."
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"And I respect that."
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"Yeah. I ditched him, all right."
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"In his hour of need."
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"But I feel good about it."
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"Really good."
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"(honking)"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Oh... I missed that."
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"from the power plant he loves."
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"(whimpers)"
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"Don't look at me."
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"Stop looking at me!"
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"Here's your reward."
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"I've got a granny in Atlanta who custom bakes them just for me."
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"rhubarb, pineapple."
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"Yet here it is."
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"Homie, what's wrong?"
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"(crying): I've never seen such beautiful cobbler."
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"But there was a hole in me that even a thousand pans"
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"of hot fruit couldn't fill."
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"which I was strangely drawn towards."
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"BURNS (coughing): ♪ After the ball is over ♪"
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"♪ After the break of dawn ♪"
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"♪ After the dancers' leaving ♪"
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"Mr. Burns, what are you doing in this death hole?"
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"All I have left is my family mausoleum."
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"Would you like a sip of grief soup?"
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"I confess, I went back to work at the plant."
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"Jay G seduced me with cobbler."
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"Ice cream got me through three more pans,"
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"but after that, ashes."
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"Well, now you have to decide, once and for all,"
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"where your allegiance lies."
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"I'm not going back to that job."
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"Come on, Simpson."
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"Give me more ideas to get back at Jay G."
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"Fill his office with scorpions?"
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"Eh, I'm having a fight with my scorpion guy."
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"Oh, oh, oh. Banana in his tailpipe."
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"I can't afford a banana!"
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"What's that? A spy! Grab him."
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"Come here, spy."
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"What are you doing here, boy?"
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"You're not dead. Are you?"
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"I followed you. I got suspicious when you came home last night"
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"covered in grave dirt."
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"Wait, wait! He can help."
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"No one's better at nasty schemes than this kid."
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"I mean, he's messed up."
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"Look at him. You got to figure his family life's a disaster."
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"Why should I help Burns now that he's broke?"
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"of the infamous Gaslight Strangler"
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"change your mind?"
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"If you want to take down a rapper, you got to destroy"
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"the thing that's most important to him: his rep."
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"To do that, we got to go to the ultimate expert"
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"on urban culture."
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"A white nerd."
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"So, in South Central Springfield in the '90s,"
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