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Clips from The Simpsons - The Caper Chase (S28E28)

"there were four major hip-hop sub-scenes."
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"The Fine Ladies Thug Army."
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"a founding member of The Five Boyfriends,"
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"He tried to sell me a $55 candle!"
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"He wrote all of Jay's early hits."
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"and he was never heard from again."
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"Then only one man can write the rap"
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"that will ruin the rep of Jay G."
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"HOMER: I told you this guy would come back."
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"Yeah, I used to be Jazzy James."
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"My skills were empirical."
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"I wrote all the rhymes for Jay G's first hip-hop record."
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"I didn't get a dime, because I signed over all the rights."
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"Why'd you do that?"
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"(groans)"
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"All right, all right."
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"I'll sign!"
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"It broke me. I fell hard,"
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"into scented candles."
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"(inhales deeply)"
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"(exhales) Quince."
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"with the ultimate revenge rap."
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"And you're gonna write it."
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"Oh... (grunts)"
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"(glass shatters)"
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"I'm in."
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"Excellent."
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"Hmm?"
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"Homie, it's so sweet of you to come visit me at my store."
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"But aren't you gonna get in trouble for missing work?"
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"You let me worry about the nuclear plant."
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"is believe I still work there."
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"I can't wait to show you the changes I've made."
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"Three people used the bathroom yesterday."
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"made from the speaker covers of old jukeboxes?"
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"Five dollars. No, no, no, no, no."
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"A hundred dollars! (gasps)"
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"I love my store!"
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"We're putting up new wallpaper."
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"(grunting)"
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"Is Mom gonna be okay?"
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"I don't know, son, I don't know."
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"MAN: Oh, it's not her, fellas."
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"Didn't always used to be like this. No, no."
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"Once, this land was full of actual stores,"
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"as far as the eye could see."
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"Then the rich people came. They didn't need to make money,"
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"they just needed a place for their friends to wander into,"
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"I suppose."
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"HOMER: And so, with Jazzy James on board,"
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"Mr. Burns set out to produce the ultimate revenge rap."
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"♪ My dealings with Jay G have been less than... ideal. ♪"
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"I... (sighs)"
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"It's... It's no use. I've lost it."
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"I need you to rap like your world is ending."
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"Like you just found out that capital gains"
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"are going to be taxed at the same rate as ordinary income."
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"I need you to put your entire soul into it."
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"Now rhyme, Jazzy, rhyme!"
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"I got nothin'. Just take me back to my candles."
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"I need my quince!"
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"I'm feelin' it!"
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"(laughs) I'm feelin' it!"
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"Now, almost drop me."
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"(whoops) Why does this work?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ A hip-hop perjurer ♪"
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"♪ If my words were beef patties ♪"
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"♪ You'd be the Hamburglar ♪"
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"♪ My beats are the freshest ♪"
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"♪ My beats are the freshest ♪"
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"♪ You reached out and stole 'em ♪"
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"Whoa, it rhymed!"
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"(laughs)"
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"Now that's what I call"
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"a corking revenge rap."
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"Oh. Ain't no deli platter ordered for a recording session"
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"that Praline doesn't hear about. Mm-mm."
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"Praline? She's Jay G's ex-wife."
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"I thought you were in prison."
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"That's what the guards said,"
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"Oh, we duckin' now?"
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"(chuckles) I see."
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"Put that rare roast beef in a baggie."
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"Mm-hmm, that one."
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"Jay G took everything from me."
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"You best believe I'm going to take everything from him."
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"We're really glad to have you."
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"Thanks for your help."
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"of Jay G's enemies to lend their hatred"
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"to the world's greatest diss rap."
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"RZA, Snoop and Common."
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"♪ Took my handyman off a job ♪"
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"♪ And when I complained ♪"
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"♪ All he did was laugh ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause we're all from the same celestial mother ♪"
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"Wait, I just remembered Jay crashed my Jet Ski."
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"Yo, Common, that was tight."
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"Oh, when this track drops, some feelings gonna get hurt."
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"Obliverated."
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"Indeed. I just wish Smithers and his ice were here"
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"to witness my revenge."
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"MEN (French Canadian accents): Fight, fight, fight."
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"(men shouting)"
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"(all gasping)"
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"BURNS: Prepare for"
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"by Hate Squad, featuring the Rhyme Crime All-Stars."
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"Why isn't it dropping?"
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"Release the sounds!"
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"- (all gasping) - Damn!"
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"of your so-called diss rap."
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"Ha, no way."
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"Jazzy James and Hate Squad,"
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"Sorry, Monty."
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"Jay G is the best producer in the world"
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"and you're a tone-deaf pauper who lives in a grave."
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"Ouch."
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"I thought I hated him, but now I don't."
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"that's on you."
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"Jay G and D-O-double-G."
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