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Clips from The Simpsons - The Caper Chase (S28E28)

"$100,000 feels like a lot of money."
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"You've got to splash the cash,"
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"It don't matter, just splatter the batter."
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"Splash the cash."
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"(grunting)"
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"Monogram Monty is back!"
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"♪ I got a whole lot of money ♪"
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"♪ A whole lot of money ♪"
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"- ♪ I got ♪ - ♪ A who-whole lot of money ♪"
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"- (honks) - ♪ How much? ♪"
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"♪ A whole lot of money ♪"
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"♪ Whole lot ♪"
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"- ♪ What's up? ♪ - ♪ Over here ♪"
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"(bell clangs)"
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"(hoofbeats)"
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"♪ I got a whole lot of money ♪"
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"♪ A whole lot of money ♪"
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"(honking) ♪ When the night come on ♪"
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"♪ I already know what time it is ♪"
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"♪ She gon' drop. ♪"
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"Now, what are you generous folks willing to pay"
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"for a basketball lesson with Charles Barkley?"
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"$20,000. $30,000."
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"$1 million. (whoops)"
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"M.B., if you could only feel what I feel right now..."
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"$1 million, going once, going twice..."
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"(crowd gasps)"
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"I just spent more money than I know"
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"on something I don't even want."
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"And it's the greatest feeling I've ever had!"
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"(grunts weakly)"
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"Still better than Shaq."
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"Mr. Burns was living the highlight."
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"splurging on every luxury, even the ultimate indulgence..."
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"useless hangers-on like me."
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"Noice."
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"To think, all the years I wasted without a posse."
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"Good-bye, loneliness."
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"We get all this stuff"
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"just for letting Mr. Burns beat us in mini golf."
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"My whole job is to not make eye contact with him."
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"in this fancy little town, but it ain't happening."
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"A chessboard where the pieces are lipsticks!"
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"(gasps)"
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"(groans)"
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"(gasps) A horse show!"
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"Huh?"
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"I checked it."
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"(gasps)"
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"Lisa, when you rejected me,"
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"I knew I had to do whatever it took"
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"to become worthy of you."
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"This now runs on solar power and falafel."
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"to Trustafarians for Horse Justice."
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"Here's an upside down bucket for you to drum on."
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"Well, what girl could say no"
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"to a socially conscious drum circle?"
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"Yo, lamp dress,"
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"I've got all access paddock passes to the horse show."
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"Check out these sweet mane combs."
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"I can get you up close to the horses"
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"for primo grooming time."
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"ALL: Combing is murder!"
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"Combing is murder!"
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"Primo grooming time."
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"HOMER: The test of a first-rate intelligence"
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"is the ability to hold two opposing ideas"
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"in the mind at the same time"
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"and still retain the ability to function."
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"For her, I gave up what meant most to me:"
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"being a douche."
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"Mr. Burns, your bill came from the Obsidian Card."
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"Are you sure you're not spending too much money?"
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"Hush, you sound like Smithers."
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"Where is that loafer with my ice?"
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"(groaning)"
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"- (horn honks) - Fill her up!"
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"And make it snappy."
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"My best pal and I are going shopping"
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"for those yachts that have little submarines in them."
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"(laughs) Goulash!"
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"It's linked to my bank account."
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"I'd have to be penniless"
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"before that card didn't work."
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"Well, then that means you're broke."
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"(chuckles anxiously) Me?"
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"Broke? Me?"
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"Good luck. It's tempered titanium"
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"♪ I ain't got no money ♪"
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"♪ I ain't got no money. ♪"
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"This car leased in someone else's name is who I am!"
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"Don't be so hard on yourself."
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"It was your first credit card."
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"And I handled it as well as a freshman at Michigan State!"
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"Why would you say such a thing?"
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"It's number one on the charts."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Now you just a bad joke ♪"
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"♪ And you spent your mind out ♪"
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"- Biotch! - (honks)"
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"♪ Now your bank account is withering ♪"
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"♪ You're Hufflepuff, I'm Slytherin ♪"
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"♪ There's no one doin' your Smitherin' ♪"
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"♪ Now watch me as my fingers tent ♪"
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"♪ Your cash was your passion ♪"
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"♪ Now Jay owns your ass, son. ♪"
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"If these rhymes are to be believed,"
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"Jay lured me into debt and now he owns everything."
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"Even my beloved nuclear plant."
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"Oh, no, wait, he's crying now. That's worse."
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"Oh, now he's gone to his knees and he ripped his shirt open."
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"All of his buttons fell off of his shirt."
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"Oh, now he's kicking his porch."
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"Oh, he hurt his foot and he's hopping around."
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"That's way worse."
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"Montgomery Burns had hit rock-bottom."
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"F. Scott Fitzgerald onde wrote:"
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""There are no second acts in American lives.""
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"in American TV shows."
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"I should've seen it all coming."
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