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Clips from The Simpsons - The Caper Chase (S28E28)

"(whimpers)"
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"- I love you. - (gasps)"
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"How do you know me?"
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"You're the dude who wrote The Rungs of Ruthlessness."
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"(chuckles) Yes, back then they'd give a book contract"
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"to any CEO with a power tie and a bonsai tree."
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"When I was a boy, I found a copy"
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"And after I read it, I knew I'd jacked my last courtesy shuttle."
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"Your book became my bible."
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""Every empire needs an emblem.""
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"to represent my brand."
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"- Goosius. - (honks)"
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"from my cognac-flavored vodka"
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"to the brake pads I coproduced with Lil Wayne."
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"Aw, he eats the same way I do,"
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"without swallowing."
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"You've flown south for the winter with my heart."
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"- (honks) - Ow!"
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"When I wrote an advice book, I never dreamed"
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"Everything I am I owe to you."
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"♪ Now I'm inside of a blue McLaren ♪"
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"♪ He's a hip-hop Vanderbilt ♪"
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"This. This is what I thought I'd never have again."
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"Well, then good news, Monty."
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"HOMER: And so was forged the most unlikely of friendships."
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"paid for by rich husbands"
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"Mainly second wives."
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"WOMEN: ♪ Hampton, ah, Hampton. ♪"
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"What kind of crazy flavors are these?"
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"Quince jelly and pepper?"
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"Market greens?"
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"Bone broth brittle?"
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"I don't know what this place hates more,"
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"Really, man, a 3 Series?"
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"I mean, what is he?"
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"A sophomore at Exeter?"
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"Yeah, one cup of salted caramel."
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"(chuckling): I mean..."
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"That kid just cut in line."
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"Are you gonna let him do that?"
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"That's Blake Black."
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"His dad runs BlackLake Investments."
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"So?"
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"Richest dad rules?"
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"Everyone knows that."
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"Don't misunderstand me,"
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"but until his inglés gets just a little bit better,"
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"he can coach somebody else."
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"Pardon me a second."
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"What is it, head points, what?"
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"Just because your father has money"
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"because I am a nice guy,"
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"Is that okay? Does that make it okay?"
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"No!"
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"I would never accept ice cream"
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"from someone whose manners are in the bottom one percent!"
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"(gasping)"
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"Boom."
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"So, hey, hi."
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"Are you going to the Allens'"
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"hot-dog-and-horseshoes thing later?"
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"No."
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"I'm not going to any things at all!"
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"What? Why?"
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"morals."
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"Oh. (giggles)"
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"Well, I guess it is a little judgy of me"
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"Great, I'll set something up. Erin, are you on?"
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"Okay, I need to bail on the Kravises' freeze tag thing."
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"Send the big basket."
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"Lisa's got a rich boyfriend,"
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"Dad's hanging out with a hip-hop super producer,"
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"and I'm stuck window-shopping"
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"with you two fun-sucking stink buckets."
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"It's not fair!"
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"Life's not fair, kid."
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"Do I know you?"
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"If life was fair, you would know me."
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"But know this: Jay G ain't all that."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Buy a candle and I'll tell you."
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"What's your cheapest one?"
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"$55."
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"HOMER: So Bart met someone who I think comes back later."
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"I forget why."
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"from such different backgrounds could end up as chums?"
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"Is not green a more powerful color than black or white?"
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"The Lord picks a select few to accumulate more money"
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"Each of my enterprises has its own G6."
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"You seem to get so much joy"
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"out of your money. I envy you."
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"You've given me so much, Monty."
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"Let me give you something back: the freedom to live large."
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"A charge plate?"
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"I've never had one of those newfangled swipe-a-ma-jigs."
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"But they have to accept it."
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"Oh, right."
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"Okay, quick, blow on it to dry the ink."
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"(both blowing)"
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"Blake, I have to say, this whale watch"
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"was a very thoughtful idea."
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"(gasps) Oh, it's a whole family."
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"But they're so far away."
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"Far? Babe, when you whale watch with me,"
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"you sit pod-side."
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"Fellas! What can we do here?"
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"This way, the whales know we are VIPs."
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"Um, where's the baby?"
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"There's supposed to be a baby."
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"I paid for a calf."
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"This is awful!"
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"Well, if we went on some lame econo-watch,"
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"I mean, what are you saying?"
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"Are you hearing yourself?"
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"Blake, I really believed you could change."
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"(singing)"
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"These aren't VIP emotions."
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"I had to eat grocery store sushi."
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"The shiso leaf was plastic!"
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"JAY: You got to buy it, M.B., it's fate."
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