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Clips from The Simpsons - The Caper Chase (S28E28)

"A beachside bacchanal"
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"just like the Roaring Twenties."
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"That'll put the Cole back in my Porter."
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"What fun."
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"Now, I have 45 close friends"
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"I'm not squandering money"
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"I'll take care of every detail myself."
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"Everything, sir?"
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"Oh, fine. You can fetch the ice."
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"Okay. How many bags?"
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"Oh, no. None of those pricey store-bought cubes."
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"Now, you head up to Northern Canada"
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"and get me a quarter ton of lake ice."
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"Hand-sawn and tong-carried."
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"Risk my life in the arctic wilderness"
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"just to bring you some ice."
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"It would be an honor."
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"Would you like it packed in cedar sawdust or Spanish oak?"
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"(licking) What?"
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"Send me a free tub of Stuf and I'll shut down my Web site."
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"Mmm."
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"at least based on the cheers you got at employee karaoke night."
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"It's not me, it's "Mustang Sally.""
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"Mr. Burns is throwing a little party,"
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"and most of his invitees are either dead or fictional."
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"Uh, to, uh, well, fill out the crowd,"
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"uh, perhaps you could, uh, distribute these invitations"
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"to your more, uh, presentable friends."
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"I know just who to invite."
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"- You're not invited. - To what?"
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"None of your business!"
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"All right."
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"MARGE: "Your esteemed presence is requested"
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"at Monty Burns' Middle Hampton estate.""
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"The card stock is so thick."
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"Bart, get in here and feel this stock."
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"The Springfield Hamptons?"
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"That's on Lengthy Island,"
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"where rich people hang out on summer weekends."
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"HOMER: I'm not reading all that."
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"(car alarms blaring, Homer whistling)"
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"Boy oh boy, a '20s shindig at Old Man Burnsie's."
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"Probably gonna be bathtubs full of shrimp"
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"Maybe I'll meet a rich bachelor who will sweep me off my feet."
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"Like a wood fire put out by dumping coffee on it."
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"Oh! Perfect."
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"Hey, everyone, hey!"
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"I'm off-duty, so please"
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"Uh, or with me. (chuckles)"
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"I became a cop too young."
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"I never lived."
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"I didn't live."
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"HOMER: And so I entered a world of wealth."
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"And getting drunk on a boat"
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"HOMER: Get ready for fancy."
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"I don't see any magic."
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"And not a hint of mischief."
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"Off-brand Ritz cracker?"
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"Salt pile?"
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"Nothing in a blanket?"
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"Dad, did Mr. Burns cheap out?"
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"He's the richest man in town."
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"If I had known this was a cash bar,"
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"I would've gotten wasted beforehand!"
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"(fanfare plays)"
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"Leave your inhibitions at the door."
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"And write your name on your drink cup,"
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"you will not receive a second."
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"(muttering)"
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"The cleaning of which is not cheap,"
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"SKINNER: Look, Mr. Burns,"
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"nobody loves a party with rules more than I do."
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"Even I'm baffled by the toilet payment system."
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"Oh, it's simple, bring the chit from the applicable restroom"
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"to the purser..."
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"You might've been fun a hundred years ago, Burnsie,"
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"And trust me, I know cheap."
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"Xeroxed it, returned it, and wore the copy."
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"(grunts)"
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"(guests groaning)"
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"- Waste of my time. - Why is everyone leaving?"
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"Of course, no ice."
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"Mm, that lazy Smithers is probably"
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"overlooking Lake Louise."
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"(growls)"
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"Ah."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Aw."
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"- (brays) - (Smithers screams)"
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"(crying)"
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"Hey, Mr. Burns, fun party."
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"No one felt any pressure to talk or laugh"
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"or stay past 7:30."
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"Super chill."
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"What is that?"
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"(music and indistinct chatter in distance)"
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"Someone else is having a party across the bay."
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"of rowing across the water and crashing that party."
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"All doors would open for Monogram Monty."
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"That was a long time ago."
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"Aw, I'll row you over."
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"(Homer gasping for air)"
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"Oh, so hard."
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"Would it help if I whipped you?"
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"Maybe."
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"(grunting)"
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"Just the kind I used to throw."
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"Although we interpreted the theme a bit differently"
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"in those days."
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"♪ Aah! ♪"
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"♪ Got a whole lot of money, got a whole lot of money... ♪"
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"knows how to enjoy their wealth."
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"Ooh, excessive."
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"Oh, he's upstairs in his office."
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"Ooh."
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"I must tell you, it's the most incandescent,"
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"most dazzling..."
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"And nobody crashes my party."
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"Not even you nobodies."
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"Well, that's what my cuff links say."
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