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Clips from The Office (2005) - Secret Santa (S06E06)

"do you think I could get a space here? Follow me this way."
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"I give you Toby Flenderson. Have fun, you two."
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"Oh, we will. Have a seat."
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"Mmm."
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"(WHISPERING) I left a copy of Best American Mystery Stories 1999"
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"in Toby's favorite stall. So, yes, I think I bought us some time."
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"So, the manager, Michael Scott"
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"is a bit of a character."
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"He has more character in a single flake of his dandruff"
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"What are you doing at my desk?"
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"Ignore him. He's the local lunatic."
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"Dwight? Who is this Dwight?"
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"Oh!"
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"You mean Dwight Schrute,"
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"the company's top salesman and the creator of Computron."
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"I wear many hats, but the one I'm wearing currently"
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"is that of gracious host."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Welcome."
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"Sorry. Hey, Toby Flenderson. Nice to meet you. How can I help?"
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"Are there any outstanding liability issues to be aware of?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"the company open to any potential lawsuits."
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"Um..."
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"Nothing comes to mind."
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"DARRYL: Mike, get off of the lift. Please!"
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"Come on, now."
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"MICHAEL: I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Look, would you... Look..."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"We'll get somebody to clean that up."
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"We're the ones that gotta clean that up!"
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"I feel very blessed."
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"(EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)"
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"Drop that sucker."
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"Yeah! Bingo!"
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"(MICHAEL EXCLAIMS)"
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"(CAR ALARM BLARING)"
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"Do it! Yeah!"
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"Today, smoking is going to save lives."
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"DWIGHT: Run, run. MICHAEL: Okay, okay."
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"Calm, please."
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"Oscar!"
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"Stay alive, I'm getting help!"
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"Pull me up! You're too heavy."
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"(CAT MEOWS)"
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"Save Bandit!"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Yeah. It's the safest part of a car."
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"In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first."
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"(YELLING)"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"My hair!"
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"Get off! Get off me!"
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"I got it! I got it!"
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"Get it off!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"You're welcome."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Happy is a funny word."
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"In what way?"
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"You know..."
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"You know, what does it mean to be happy?"
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"Keep philosophers busy for a while."
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"So, generally?"
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"Yes."
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"Generally. Generally happy."
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"Generally happy."
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"(YELLING)"
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"(SHOUTING)"
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"It would be better if you were unconscious."
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"Ow!"
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"Try my googy googy. Try my googy googy. Try my..."
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"Excuse me. Don't touch me!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Can't we all just get along?"
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"Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King?"
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"What about non-safety issues in terms of liability?"
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"Well, I don't know."
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"You don't know?"
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"I don't know."
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"You're the head of human resources."
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"I don't know."
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"No. Okay."
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"Stanley? How about that hot picture you have by your desk?"
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"Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit?"
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"I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on."
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"And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it."
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"But what? Are we gonna just take it away?"
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"That is my daughter, she goes to Catholic girls' school."
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"Michael. Come in!"
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"Just, please, get out. Oh, my God!"
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"What's wrong with my outfit?"
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"(STAMMERING) You might consider pulling it down a touch."
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"(ALL GASPING) But I'm not allowed to wear open-toed shoes?"
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"Is that how it goes?"
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"Meredith, your boob is out."
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"Fine."
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"(ALL GROANING) Too far, Meredith! Too far!"
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"Damn it, Meredith, where are your panties?"
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"It's casual day."
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"Michael, come on, you don't have to worry. I'm not"
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"gonna report you to HR. I'm not... I'm not worried!"
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"You know what? The only thing I am worried about"
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"is getting a boner."
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"I'm now going to read aloud your submitted medical conditions."
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"to indicate that it is real."
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"If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered."
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"Number one, inverted penis."
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"Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered."
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"A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina."
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"Attention, everyone. Hello."
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"Yes, I just want you to know that, this is not my decision."
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"You can consider this my retirement from comedy."
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"Does that include "that's what she said"?"
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"Yes."
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"Wow, that is really hard."
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"You really think you can go all day long?"
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"Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so..."
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