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Clips from The Office (2005) - Secret Santa (S06E06)

"Michael!"
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"That's what she said."
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"Does the skin look red and swollen?"
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"How about the Phyllis-Angela dispute?"
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"You already did me."
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"(MOUTHING) MICHAEL: That's what she said."
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"Is there any mustard?"
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"No mustard! No mustard! Just eat it!"
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"Eat it, Phyllis. Dip it in the water"
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"KELLY: That's what she said."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, not that..."
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"Just come on, you guys, let's do it."
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"TOBY: I don't know how I'm going to get through this."
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"I don't want to lie."
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"Hey, Tobes, what you doing? What you guys talking about?"
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"We're just going over some stuff."
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"Stuff? I love stuff."
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"It's HR stuff."
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"HR stuff? H.R. Pufnstuf."
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"Right up my alley. What is that? What kind of stuff is that?"
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"It's a company evaluation form."
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"Ah!"
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"Talking about what?"
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"Waste?"
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"No, waste of time, resources."
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"Oh! Time and resources."
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"Look, you know, in any company,"
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"there's gonna be a certain degree..."
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"No. No, no, no, no, no. Respectfully, Toby, no."
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"(BOTH EXCLAIMING)"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"JIM: Dig deep. Dig deep."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"It's Phyllis, Phyllis by a nose."
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"That is weird."
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"Happy holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas."
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"You're so pathetic. Well, I hope it was worth it,"
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"I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that."
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"If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes,"
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"I ought to be able to cut my..."
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"(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"Damn it! Jim!"
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"Judge is in session. What is the problem here?"
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"He put my stuff in Jell-O again."
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"(PAM LAUGHING)"
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"(IN DEEP VOICE) Bang, boom, shake, klump!"
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"Why, hello, everybody."
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"What are you doing?"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"Question, what kind of bear is best?"
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"That's a ridiculous question."
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"False. Black bear."
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"There are basically two schools of thought."
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"Fact, bears eat beets. Oh..."
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"Battlestar Galactica. Bears do not..."
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"What is going on? What are you doing?"
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"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!"
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"Millions of families suffer every year!"
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"Michael!"
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"Oh, that's funny. Michael!"
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"MICHAEL: This is Creed."
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"And he is in charge of something."
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"Right? That is correct."
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"Say hi to the kids. Hi, kids."
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"MICHAEL: Yay!"
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"Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? KIDS: Ew!"
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"MICHAEL: What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it! Just... No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Would you cut it out?"
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"Okay. Ryan, you told Toby"
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"that Creed has a distinct old man smell?"
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"I know exactly what he's talking about."
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"Very nutritious, but they smell like death."
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"You didn't hear?"
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"Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird."
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"I'm pretty sure none of that's real."
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"You're not real, man."
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"Hey. Yeah, I finally got a chance to sit down with HR."
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"So..."
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"Well, I think I'm gonna be here for a while."
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"This is a building where friends become lovers,"
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"and lovers become sexually interactive, right?"
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"Would you agree with that?"
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"Michael, this is really inappropriate to talk about."
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"That is true."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"I like you."
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"But you need to access your un-crazy side."
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"Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I've ever met."
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"I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking?"
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"What kind of game is that?"
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"I am so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan!"
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"It is the best day of my whole life!"
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"When I said that I wanted to have kids,"
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"and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do?"
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"And then, when you said that you might want to have kids,"
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"and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed?"
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"And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids?"
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"Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap!"
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"I did! JAN: Okay..."
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"You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!"
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"RYAN: Kelly, I'm your boss now, okay?"
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"You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend."
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"Oh, big strong man, fancy new whatever."
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"I don't think you ever cared about me."
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"I never cared about you?"
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"Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email,"
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"Well, I hope you're still committed, because I'm pregnant."
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"This is an image"
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"that I want you people to remember for a long time to come."
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"Whenever you come into the office,"
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"I want you to think about this."
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"We don't need to."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Jim has got it bad for Pam."
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"Oh! Which one is Pam?"
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"What? Nothing."
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"Okay. What?"
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"I don't know. What?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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