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Clips from The Office (2005) - Secret Santa (S06E06)

"the principles that I'm applying to the office"
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"Hi. DWIGHT: Hello, Eric Ward."
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"Calculating."
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"(GREETING IN SPANISH)"
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"So, that's where we are."
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"For the record, not onboard with fake Stanley."
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"Although, I get it."
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"Yeah."
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"You're going to love it."
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"Are you calling me wrong?"
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"Basically, I confirm inventory,"
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"I will introduce you to the crack HR rep that you requested."
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"than you have in that entire snow bank on your shoulder."
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"So, what was the question?"
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"Come on, Dwight, get out of here."
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"Well, safety issues, injuries that could leave"
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"I only weigh 82 pounds."
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"(CAT YOWLS)"
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"Seriously, are you gonna sit in the back?"
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"(BRAKES)"
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"(DWIGHT BREATHING HEAVILY)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"I don't know what streets we... Ow! What are you doing?"
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"Sexual harassment? Anything like that?"
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"Hey! Oh, my God!"
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"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"Bunch of prudes. You know, Oscar's allowed to wear sandals,"
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"When you hear yours read, please raise your hand"
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"I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy."
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"That's what she said!"
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"Why did you get it so big?"
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"That's what she said."
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"That's my joke. Damn it, Dwight."
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"so it'll slide down your gullet more easily."
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"And I don't want to tell the truth."
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"Waste is next."
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"What does that even mean? Like garbage?"
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"No. This company does not waste time or resources ever."
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"Gold medal in Flernenton. Flonkerton."
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"Where is my desk?"
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"because I'm going to take it apart in about five minutes."
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"Okay. Hold on, hold on."
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"Well, that's debatable."
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"Bears, beets,"
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"Is anyone near retirement age?"
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"I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer."
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"Hey, where's Dwight?"
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"Mmm."
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"Who had it reversed back?"
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"asked me out, I said no,"
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"because I was committed to our relationship."
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"Yes, we do. What?"
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"I did it!"
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"You look like you have something really important to say"
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"Yeah."
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"(MELODIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(MOUTHING)"
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"Everyone loves him."
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"Pam, will you marry me?"
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"That are causing you pain"
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"ALL: (SINGING) Call Michael and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Creed"
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"Call Andy and Kelly For your business paper needs"
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"The people person's paper people"
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"Call my man Dwight Just to see what was shakin'!"
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"They call it that 'cause of the electricity"
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"Plenty of space in the parkin' lot!"
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"But the little cars go in the compact spot!"
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"We like Cuginos for the tasty bread!"
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"MICHAEL: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold,"
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"but first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch."
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"And I'm pretty nervous about it,"
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"and I'm making some cosmetic tweaks"
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"to help create a more appealing environment."
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"Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way."
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"When you look in the mirror and you see"
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"your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes"
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"and your makeup and your press-on nails,"
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"are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star."
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"Or any number of drag queens."
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"Welcome to Dunder Mifflin."
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"I am Computron, your answer to everything."
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"Hello. Hello."
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"I see you've met Computron, our virtual helper."
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"I'm Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome."
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"Computron is just one of the many modern devices"
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"that I have incorporated into the office."
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"Watch this. Computron? Yes."
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"What is the world's largest ocean?"
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"Calculating."
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"Pacific!"
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"Pacific Ocean. Pretty cool, huh?"
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"Great news, Michael,"
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"we're now the official paper supplier of the NFL."
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"That is fantastic. It's good, but it's not good enough. Keep working."
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"And here's Pam."
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"She's our international sales consultant."
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"Hello."
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"DWIGHT: The NFL celebrated its 50th anniversary in 1972."
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"(GREETING IN FRENCH)"
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"(GREETING IN CHINESE)"
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"It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York,"
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"Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee."
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"Hello, Stanley."
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"Hi."
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"I just need to check out your warehouse and then talk to your HR guy."
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"That is pretty much the only reason that I came here today."
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"Okay. Well, I thought I'd show you around a little bit..."
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"Right... Since you made the trip out."
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"And I got us reservations at Coopers Seafood. You like lobster?"
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"You've had lobster before, right?"
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"They make the best Maine lobster in the world. You'll love it."
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"DWIGHT: Mul Yam in Tel Aviv is better."
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"No, Computron, actually, I think Coopers is the best."
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"(SIGHS) Oh, my God."
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"ERIC: It's called due diligence."
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"take a head count, see if there are any HR liabilities."
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"I'm a glorified fact checker."
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"Actually, I am a fact checker."
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"All right."
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"Excuse me. If you will... RYAN: Hey, Michael,"
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