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Clips from 30 Rock - Standards and Practices (S06E06)

"the America's Kidz got singing finale."
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"Last time I was this excited was this morning."
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"I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person."
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"Jack, you remember my granddaughter."
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"Hi, Mr. Donaghy."
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"There's Jenna Marone."
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"Pop-Pop, wait up."
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"Pop-Pop, wait up."
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"and pratfalls."
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"My penis!"
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"from Glenn Beck's prostitute."
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"Disaster in the history of television."
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"The young contestants apparently inebriated on live TV."
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"I gotta throw up."
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"Why haven't you been returning my calls?"
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"Instead of heading back to Philadelphia,"
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"The Federal Clown Commission."
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"I hope that comes off as respectful."
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"My father was a clown,"
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"I'm going to get to the bottom"
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"of what happened last night, sir."
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"I've already detained Brock and Ava under the patriot act."
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"People have forgotten about that thing,"
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"Sure has been a busy morning"
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"down in the Standards department."
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"Because of last night's cluster-whoops,"
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"Darren was fired."
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"Then he threatened to come back with a gun."
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"and the desk closest to the door."
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"Here are my new business cards."
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"Late night programming? So you're covering TGS now?"
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"I feel like Oscar the grouch today,"
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"and not just 'cause I woke up"
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"startling someone named Gordon."
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"What's wrong, Tracy?"
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"I can't eat for 24 hours"
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"I'm starving!"
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"You know, fasting can actually clear your mind."
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"In college, I once went on a hunger strike"
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"to protest apartheid..."
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"1997 Heather Locklear, what are you doing here?"
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"What? Jenna!"
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"Save it, Liz."
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"Yes, I was disappointed that I didn't get to do my fake cry,"
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"The whole point of the cry was to humanize me,"
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"Motherhood."
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"God. Don't adopt."
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"That child is better off in Somalia."
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"It could be a pirate, or a warlord's concubine."
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"Remember my little moneymaking scheme back in Chicago?"
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"No, I'm still doing that."
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"the calumet city egg donation center and house of blues"
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"I have six kids."
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"Jerome, share the bronzer, you slut."
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"Dear God."
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"I'm a very powerful man, Brock."
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"None of your friends?"
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"What are you doing to Molly?"
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"She already had to live through world war ii."
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"Brock said it was all your idea."
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"No, it was her idea."
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"Like a human silly band!"
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"I'm tall enough now"
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"I can't go on."
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"You guys drink beer."
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"No subtitle necessary."
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"for Barbara Walters' 10 most overexposed people."
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"Okay, so, let me just quickly identify everyone's good sides."
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"right, left..."
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"Judy. That's not really on message."
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"Look, I didn't call the donation center"
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"to be on TV, Jenna."
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"I wanted to go get a cup of coffee and get to know you."
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"If you want to get to know me,"
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"There you are, liierz."
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"Boy, I am still not comfortable calling you by your first name."
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"Then again, you've never been comfortable"
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"calling me by my full Christian name."
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"Kenneth."
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"No, "Kenneth" is short for andromakennethamblesorton."
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""Additional restrictions to broadcast standards"?"
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"Yes."
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"People are pretty upset about last night."
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"How can we do "Fart doctor" without the word "fart"?"
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"I'm surprised they allow you to say "doctor.""
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"It's so close to "gynecologist" which is disgusting."
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"which is now the harshest word we are allowed to say."
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"You can blame that on Kaylie Hooper."
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"Really? What a... dingbat."
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"I knew this company was making me lose my edge."
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"That's why I hired a Cato to attack me at random."
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"I know I told you that when I say, "don't attack me,""
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"So, she's going to be ready for me."
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"Good. I like a fair fight."
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"Lemon, you know very well that a Nemesis can be anyone..."
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"Or anything."
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"I was trying to say "pen organizer.""
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"God! You're a winter!"
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"I don't know what that means."
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"Why are there only six chairs out there? There's seven of us."
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"Eenie-meenie-miney-moe, out goes ♪ y-o-u"
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"Could've just gotten another chair."
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"I came back from D.C. early, and I lost my darn key."
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"I'm very good at voices, Kaylie."
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"I know what you did."
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"And you had to assume I'd break Brock and Ava,"
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"so, you're ready for this,"
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"This has nothing to do with you!"
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"I just had to get Pop-Pop out of town"
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"because I am in so much trouble!"
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"Henry and his friends had to go to the King of Prussia mall"
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"and I couldn't go 'cause I had piano,"
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"and my friend Vickie, well,"
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"Okay, hang on. Calm down."
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"And then fat Vickie saw her there,"
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"because he had Vickie's phone!"
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"Vickie P. Are you even listening to me?"
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"- Okay. - God!"
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"Vickie used to be my best friend."
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"I had her youface password, so I logged onto her account,"
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