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Clips from Family Guy - The King Is Dead (S02E02)

"That's an awesome toy."
Family Guy
"This is my chance to prove how valuable I am to the company!"
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"Well, I..."
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"Mr. Weed, distinguished members of the board..."
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"Wait. This is the best part! He dances!"
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"No calls."
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"You should've heard them laughing at me."
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"I got great ideas, but they look at me, and all they see is a loser."
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"Except that guy with the lazy eye. He sees a loser and the snack machine."
Family Guy
"Peter, a lot of creative people had mindless jobs."
Family Guy
"Herman Melville was a customs agent."
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"Albert Einstein worked for the patent office."
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"And what is it you want to patent, Herr Smith?"
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"- Hey, look at this. - What?"
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"I think Lois is saying that..."
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"So I've heard."
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"...who introduces culture and civility to a barbaric, patriarchal..."
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"Peter, please don't wipe your nose on the couch."
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"Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at."
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"You're right. Man was meant to create. That's why God invented Shrinky Dinks."
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"It works! Look how tiny they are!"
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""No, never would I leave you"
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""at all""
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"Bravo!"
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"Brian, that was beautiful! Thank you!"
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"And that note you gave me, "louder," I was thinking that, and then you said it."
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"You're so intuitive. It's a pleasure... Okay. Next!"
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"Stewie, do you want to try out for Mommy's play?"
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""Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York."
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"Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!"
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""I'm going to kill you!""
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"Peter, what are you doing here?"
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"Then I tried music."
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"I started to think there was nothing I'd be good at."
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"But then I realized that this is it."
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"This is just a formality, since I happen to be doing the director."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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""Met the greatest earthquake ever known"
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""And plunged them down a thousand feet below"
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"Before I post the cast list..."
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"- You were all great. - Weren't they?"
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"...so I could cast you all."
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"Anna! Baby, baby! I'm a star!"
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"Except for Pearl Bailey at a book signing once..."
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"...but then we later found out it wasn't actually her."
Family Guy
"You wanted a bigger part, didn't you, sweetie?"
Family Guy
"Is that hair gel?"
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"Man! Chorus! Shoot, what a gyp!"
Family Guy
"The King of Siam? Why, that's the lead! This is so unexpected!"
Family Guy
"Hey, shut up!"
Family Guy
"Lois, I think you made a mistake. I'm not "The King.""
Family Guy
"I'm not "I," I'm not anybody."
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"It's just that directing this show is a big opportunity for me..."
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"- Ruin it? - Yes."
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"You should..."
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"You should be a producer."
Family Guy
"A producer? Gee, I don't know."
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"We made the deal. We're richer and more powerful than ever!"
Family Guy
"You screwed it all up. Let me show you again."
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"Okay, boys! Let's do it!"
Family Guy
"And just like this. And watch my feet. And one, two, three."
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"Yeah, that's where Anna goes to talk with her best friend, a penguin."
Family Guy
"There is no talking penguin in The King and I."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Now we gotta think of some funny stuff for him to say."
Family Guy
"Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?"
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"'Cause that's what soap is for, Lois."
Family Guy
"It's your job to make sure we sell every seat in this house."
Family Guy
"Well, it's just the most creative job there is."
Family Guy
"Don't you worry, Lois. I'll get the word out."
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"...and that's, like, 10 people right there."
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"Hey, I recognize you from the television."
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"You're Tom Tucker. I bet you can do this."
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"Get out of here! Go on, get out of here!"
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"- Wow! Diane Simmons! - You don't look anything like the ad."
Family Guy
"I'm presenting "Peter Griffin presents The King and l"..."
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"For that matter, who the hell are you, and why should I give a damn?"
Family Guy
"Well, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did."
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"- Tom? - Thanks, Diane."
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"But Loretta's playing Anna, and she's doing a great job."
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"You wanted me to sell tickets, right?"
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"Today's weather calls for breezy skies and sun, and there's gonna be a..."
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"Hey, everybody, here's our star!"
Family Guy
"This is so awkward."
Family Guy
"You all know my name, and I've never heard of any of you."
Family Guy
"Let's start with the scene where Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king."
Family Guy
"Okay, let's go from the top of Scene 7."
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""Oh, Mrs. Anna, the king needs you. You must go to him."
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""Lady Thiang, if he needs me, truly needs me, I will go to him.""
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"Cut! All wrong! No good!"
Family Guy
"This is Rodgers and Hammerstein, not trash TV!"
Family Guy
"Springer is one of our station's highest-rated shows."
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"- I don't know. - I thought you wanted to do a good show?"
Family Guy
"If you want to do a bad show, why don't we just do Rent?"
Family Guy
"I guess we can try that... - Action!"
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"Come on, Lois. Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie, you know?"
Family Guy
"They didn't have capri pants in the 1860s."
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"And you! I just plain don't like you!"
Family Guy
"We're just having a little pow-wow to discuss my latest changes."
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"They're aliens!"
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"That was great. On the money."
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"No! He's not brilliant! Rodgers and Hammerstein were brilliant!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. The whole town's talking about your show, Dad!"
Family Guy
"What's the big deal? You wanted to sell out, and we did."
Family Guy
"I took this job because I wanted to create something beautiful..."
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"...and you've completely destroyed that!"
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"You want to be the director? Fine! I quit!"
Family Guy
"Me, direct?"
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"I don't know what to say, except, "I'm the king of the...""
Family Guy
"Good morning, Peter. I made your favorite breakfast."
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"- What the hell is this? - French toast."
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"I just made a few creative changes to the recipe."
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"Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material..."
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"That doesn't make them good. I was trying to make art."
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"Art-schmart."
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"Put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter..."
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"- "Iris," "rose"? What about "rose"? - Did you say "rose"?"
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"- "A rose by any other name." That works. - I like that a lot."
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"Peter, you've never done a creative thing in your life!"
Family Guy
"That's not true. I wrote Bonfire of the Vanities."
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