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Clips from Family Guy - The King Is Dead (S02E02)

"You win this round, Lois."
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"You're not being creative. You're just destroying a wonderful show."
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"The only thing you create before 9:00 a. M..."
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"...is exactly what you've turned my show into."
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"I think my work will speak for itself."
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"I just got that. A poop joke? That's real creative, Lois."
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"...looking for the fight of her life."
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"...and I don't think we're ready!"
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"No, we're not! You keep changing everything!"
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"It's a living, breathing creature with wants and needs..."
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"...and you're not man enough to satisfy her!"
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"We don't need Diane Simmons. We've had someone better all along."
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"Someone radiant and sassy..."
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"Look who came crawling back."
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"I don't get it, Mom."
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"If you're mad at Dad for wrecking your show, why'd you come to opening night?"
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"I came because I love the theater."
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"If I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated..."
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"...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town..."
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"...what kind of person would I be?"
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"Only one man can stop him."
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"I am an Automaton Nuclear Neo-human Android."
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"You may call me ANNA."
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"- We must kung fu fight! - So be it, ANNA."
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"I have slain the evil emperor."
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"I hereby proclaim Siam the United States of America."
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""ANNA won"
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""Thanks to my gamma-ray atomic gun"
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""'He's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt"
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""they can all just freakin' eat me"
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""Because he blew all of us away"
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""In the planet of Siam, there's no one as tough as I am"
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"Oh, my God! They liked it?"
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"That man has committed murder here this evening..."
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"...and the victim's name is "theater.""
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"This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock..."
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"This blows!"
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"See? This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about."
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"Man, what a night. I got to see my ideas come to life."
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"It's the greatest feeling in the world."
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"I never would've discovered I could be creative..."
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"Actually I didn't really, not at first."
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"Yeah, Lois, sorry I took your show away from you..."
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"It'll be "Peter Griffin presents a Lois Griffin production.""
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"- Okay, honey? - Deal."
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"Were you there when I farted?"
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"...but unfortunately it died shortly after."
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"Kimble was a hands-on director who often appeared in his own shows..."
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"- All right, Mom! - Are you gonna do it?"
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"I need a moment to think."
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"Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm."
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"For example, Chris has his drawing, Meg does her birdcalls, I sing beautifully."
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"It's a wonderful story about a loving, patient woman..."
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""summer, winter, or fall"
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"First I took an art class."
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"Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?"
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"Wait, Peter, everyone has to audition. You know, sing, dance."
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"To hell with you!"
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"Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!"
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"- Yeah. - Great, 'cause I could use some."
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"You have too much talent for the stage."
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"Damn it!"
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"I love Mexicans. I'll do it!"
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"I'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends..."
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"...in the Quahog Players production of The King and I."
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"In other news, I'm not going to the play because I'm sure it'll be lousy."
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"I don't know, Peter, she's a news reporter."
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"Some of our greatest actors started in news, like Sean Penn."
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"On Springer yesterday, they had "I won't share my husband"..."
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"Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno."
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"...and he's charming."
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"Get over yourself. I was talking about me."
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"A future where an oppressive new king has seized power."
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"This isn't art! This isn't even entertainment!"
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"Well, Lois, I tried finding my creativity, like you said."
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""ANNA rules"
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"- We can't do The King and I without Anna. - Yeah. This is a real snafu."
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"...from hundreds of years of black oppression."
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"Hey, Dad, why don't you invent the Frisbee?"
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""High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft"
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""to the Land of the Lost""
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"No, you didn't."
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"No, one machine."
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"What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas?"
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"They did now!"
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"God, of course. I..."
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""Dance and shout"
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""Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you"
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"Mother, as first lady of the American stage, Helen Hayes, once said:"
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"Am I supposed to draw the penis?"
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"I think Peter may be onto something."
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"This just in. Lois Griffin is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players."
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"Two minutes, everybody."
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"I get it."
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"You bet I do! Because theater is alive."
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"- No, don't! - I just ran out."
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"It was a moving scene today at Hatch Pond..."
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"Stop! All wrong! All wrong! God, send me dancers."
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"Look, pal, some two-bit community theater production isn't news."
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"You didn't think... You thought I was..."
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"Peter, have you seen my wheelchair?"
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"You! You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater..."
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"Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker..."
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"- Yeah, "rose." - "Rose" is good!"
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""laugh 'n' cry"
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"Really?"
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"I'll take this."
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"My ass."
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"- Are you playing Lady Thiang? - I was supposed to be Anna."
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"And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!"
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"I got us a story on the 11:00 news."
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"What changes?"
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"Let's see. "A something by any other name...""
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"...may I present this year's hottest toy..."
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"I'm sorry, but we open this show in three hours..."
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"Okay, places. And action!"
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"Remember, Diane, you're playing Anna, a steel-town girl on a Saturday night..."
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"...and these two women bitch-slapped each other. The crowd went nuts."
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"I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming..."
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