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Clips from Axe Cop - Birthday Month (S01E01)

"they sometimes called me "Baby Mario.""
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"Here you go, Axey."
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"Another great meal, dear."
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"Mm. What is this?"
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"I hated rainbow cherry the most."
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"Then something bad happened..."
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"Someone had poisoned their candy cane dinner."
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"because I hate candy canes."
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Hanging out in the dark?"
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"That's... weird but cool."
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"Aren't you gonna wish me a happy birthday?"
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"This year, we're celebrating my birthday all month."
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"A butler."
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"We have an important mission."
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"So, Axe Cop, what's the important mission?"
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"I think I know exactly what to get you."
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"A magic axe that can turn into any weapon I want."
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"Oh, not what I was thinking."
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"I'm gonna have an apple-grape juice."
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"Look at how they put all this juice in boxes."
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"Ooh. It looks like a miracle of mermaids."
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"Evil mermaids."
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"The ocean is safe again."
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"Because they were obviously evil."
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"Uh, now you're smiling."
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"Which means..."
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"I..."
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"Killed... good guys?"
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"Suffice to say, a lot of good mermaids' heads were cut off."
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"This cake is all wrong."
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"The candle is supposed to be of me holding up two axes!"
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"This is the worst birthday ever!"
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"Hey, come on out, bro."
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"It's not even in a big box."
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""Dear Axe Cop, we all chipped in"
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"and found out who killed your parents."
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"Oh, I knew he'd like it. I told you guys!"
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"I hope you like dying"
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"This is the place."
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"Ho ho ho."
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"Axe Cop."
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"What? What do you mean "accidentally"?"
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"I was trying to kill you."
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"But why me?"
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"for you to finally eat your candy cane dinner,"
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"You must stop my evil twin brother."
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"With the power of Christmas."
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"Where do you think you're going, Bad Santa?"
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"Obviously."
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"Not during my birthday month."
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"I have the power of Christmas!"
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"Say hello to my parents..."
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"In hell!"
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"setting the children free!"
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"Not a chance."
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"but in the end you avenged your parents' death."
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"Actually, I wasn't happy or sad."
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"I was medium."
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"♪ H - A - PP - Y ♪"
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"♪ Happy Birthday, Axe Cop. ♪"
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"to Bobber and Gobber Smartist."
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"You're doing great. Push, honey. Push."
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"Oh, man. Whoo!"
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"They named me..."
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"...Axey Smartist."
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"Because I was a baby with a mustache,"
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"My father was a carpenter, and my mother was a schoolteacher."
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"She never had time to cook a full dinner,"
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"Rainbow cherry? I love it!"
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"One day, at the scene of the fire."
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"Axe Cop!"
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"Oh. Hey... Axe Cop."
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"No, I-- no, I was waiting for the 6th,"
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"which is your birthday, right?"
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"so I went ahead and bought it for myself."
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"You owe me a hundred dollars."
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"Oh, okay. Can I pay you later?"
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"No."
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"So what did I get you anyway?"
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"His name is Al."
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"You called, sir?"
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"Get the monster truck ready, Al."
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"We're going to the beach."
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"Look at us, huh? On the beach, in the sun."
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"This is a pretty good kickoff day"
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"to your birthday month, huh, Axe Cop?"
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"Since I already know about the butler,"
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"you have to get me a super secret gift."
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"We got grape juice, we have apple juice,"
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"and we have apple-grape juice."
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"You know?"
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"- What are they gonna think of next? - Wait, what's that?"
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"Hey, man! Why'd you do that?"
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"Why'd you kill all my friends?"
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"But they were making mean faces."
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"- No. Now I'm smiling. - What?"
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"Here in the ocean, it's the bad guys that smile."
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"Surprise!"
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"I don't want to get into it."
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"♪ H - A - PP - Y ♪ ♪ H - A - PP - Y ♪"
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"♪ Happy Birthday, Axe Cop! ♪"
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"But it's birthday flavored. Your favorite."
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"And look, there's a candle of you holding an axe,"
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"just you like you do."
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"You hold an axe, right?"
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"Axe Cop?"
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"No."
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"We have an extra super secret birthday gift."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"It's awesome!"
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"How awesome could it be?"
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"as much as I'm going to enjoy killing you."
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"South Pole Planet."
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"Hello, Bad Santa."
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"Welcome to my magic workshop of torture and evil."
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"I've been expecting you"
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"to walk through those gingerbread doors ever since"
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"I accidentally killed your parents."
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