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Clips from Axe Cop - Birthday Month (S01E01)

"Those candy canes were meant for you."
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"I was a good boy."
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"You were a very good boy."
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"Just like all of them."
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"Never!"
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"Rainbow cherry?"
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"Ho ho ho!"
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"Good Santa? Is that you?"
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"Listen to me, Axe Cop."
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"But how?"
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"To kill god and become jesus."
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"By the power of Christmas,"
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"I... am..."
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"Huh? I mean, it did start off a bit rocky"
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"with the... mermaid massacre,"
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"I mean, come on."
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"This has got to be the happiest day of your life,"
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"- am I right? - No."
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"What?"
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"because they died,"
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"And medium is the happiest that I'll ever be."
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"♪ H - A - PP - Y ♪"
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"I was born in the year 2004"
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"This was not one of those times."
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"so she served us candy canes for every meal."
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"I hated candy canes."
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"I also swore to never eat another candy cane"
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"as long as I live..."
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"Don't worry."
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"I knew what you were gonna get me,"
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"Of course, sir."
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"Okay."
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"So do I..."
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"You want some juice?"
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"Hey, Flute Cop!"
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"No no no. This is a mean face."
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"Yo, dude. What's going on with Axe Cop?"
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"Just open it, will you?"
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"Now that's a birthday present."
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"Bad Santa,"
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"Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that birthday gift."
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"Axe Cop."
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"- Yay! - Hup!"
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"Throw this head in the head trash."
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"Not a bad way to kick off your birthday month, I'd say."
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"True, it was the saddest day of my life"
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"♪ H - A - PP - Y ♪"
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"That was the day he became..."
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"Axe Cop 01x05 - Birthday Month Original Air Date: August 17, 2013"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"The happiest day of my life was the day my parents died."
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"Exactly!"
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"Al punch you in the face."
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"It was Bad Santa.""
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"Aah! But I don't have your present yet."
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"And now... it's time"
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"that did this to my parents."
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"My parents died."
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"I swore then that I would find and kill the man..."
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"Fine."
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"There's no such thing as an evil mermaid."
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"There is no important mission."
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"Rainbow cherry candy canes are my greatest weakness."
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"Ho ho ho!"
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"because I didn't have to eat candy canes anymore."
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"♪ H - A - PP - Y ♪"
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"- To heaven! - Heaven? Why?"
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"The cop found the perfect axe."
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"but it was also the happiest day of my life"
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