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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Traib (S01E01)

"and is gonna explode."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Yeah, that's... That's good."
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"Is gonna be stinky."
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"- I apprec... - Well, fair warning, right?"
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"No, no, come in here. Come..."
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"It's on the floor, man, I can't pick it up."
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"Well, I didn't... you know, I... It wasn't a pick-up,"
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"I just got her business card."
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"Oh, my God, read it to me."
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"Josh: Laura Ferber, Marketing Liaison."
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"God, I knew she was black!"
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"Like, I looked at her eyes"
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"- and I was like, these are nice, like... - Yeah."
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"No, no."
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"There's nothing semen about this."
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"- Oh, okay. - I feel like,"
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"for the first time since we broke up,"
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"I'm actually over Maggie."
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"Spectral voice: Maggie..."
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"You hear that?"
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"That's-that's, uh, the old pipes."
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"- The-the old pipes. - Ah. Uh-huh. Okay, all right."
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"Wait, who's Maggie? That kind of thing."
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"Like, it's just like it's off my shoulders."
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"And right now, Josh is in a good place."
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"of you and Maggie spookily coming to life?"
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"That's a floating, uh, framed photo of"
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"crawling across the rug?"
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"You okay, man?"
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"You're not dealing with Maggie, or..."
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"- Nope. Not at all. - Okay, Josh,"
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"if you're really over Maggie, why do you still have her stuff?"
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"I don't... what stuff?"
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"Just a cute framed picture"
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"(Wind howling)"
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"- Dove®? - Follow me."
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"Everything's fine."
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"Aah!"
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"Haunted? Maggie's still alive."
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"That doesn't matter."
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"I don't still love her. I am totally over her."
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"What's that about? Seems weird."
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"Or, like, um..."
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"- Aah! - Mike: Or desperate..."
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"Something... yeah, something like that."
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"Just lame. Just lame."
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"(Exorcist chokes, screams)"
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"(Grunts)"
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"(Squeals)"
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"Oh, that was my favorite one. Aah!"
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"It was so cool."
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"(Speaking Italian)"
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"Hey, come on..."
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"Okay. Okay, okay. I'm in."
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"Good idea."
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"(Deep growling fades away)"
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"Uh, father, thank you."
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"- Nah? - Nah."
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"- Nah. - No."
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"(Whispering): I... I'm Jewish."
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"I thought you said that was everything."
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"(All scream)"
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"Maggie won it for me at a, uh, fair."
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"We called it Mr. heart, 'cause he's a little heart."
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"- Oh, my God. - Mama Mia!"
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"(Distorted): I love you."
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"(Speaking Italian)"
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"But it seems a tad wasteful."
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"Actually, you know who might want it?"
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"- Get rid of it! - No."
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"Good-bye, Mr. heart."
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"(Demonic voice): suck my dick!"
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"Suck it! (Screams)"
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"Suck him off, man! Finish him off!"
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"Somehow he has a penis now!"
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"Come on. Now you get it. Oh, yeah."
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"(Mike screams)"
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"(Rising scream)"
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"Get it off!"
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"Do it! (Screaming)"
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"Oh, God. Mr. heart..."
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"Oh, that stinks."
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"a final task you must complete before you're free of Maggie."
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"Do I have to pray? Or is penance..."
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"Whatever... You must sex... new woman."
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"- Yes. - Understand?"
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"I-I will... I will have..."
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"P... Yeah?"
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"- in V. Huh? - Oh..."
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"- Sex! Sex! - Yeah, okay."
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"- Huh? - I... I will try to..."
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"- Say what is you try! - Oh, my God!"
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"- I will try to... - Huh?"
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"Ah!"
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"Josh: Okay, okay."
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"Amen."
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"Hey, you're having sex."
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"Hi, Laura, it's Josh from the train."
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"Great meeting you."
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"Want to get dinner Friday?"
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"- Oh, that sucks. - What's wrong with it?"
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"You want to get dinner Friday?"
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"Okay, I know what I sound like."
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"Uh, come over."
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"It's not aggressive enough, man."
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"How 'bout this, dude?"
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"Send her a picture of your penis."
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"Guess who."
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"(Whoops)"
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"I-I think I need another opinion."
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"I want to text Laura, but I-I don't know what to say."
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"- You said it was an emergency. - Well, it is."
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"I really like this girl, I don't want to blow it."
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"- Oh, my God. - Wait, wait! Listen, listen to this."
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"Great meeting you. Come get this."
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"That's pretty good, right?"
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"I have a family emergency."
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"I got it."
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"- Okay. - Laura."
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