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Clips from Man Seeking Woman - Traib (S01E01)

"- Period. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Man Seeking Woman
"It's your stranger from the train. (Gasps)"
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"- Film reference. - Nice."
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"I like it. That's pretty good, yeah."
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"It's clever, it's quirky..."
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"- That sucks. - I've been in"
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"I have sex with women."
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"- I know how to talk to women. - Do you?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Or do you just say, uh, uh,"
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"put your butt on my face."
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"Yeah, I say, put my butt on your face."
Man Seeking Woman
"Type that, 'cause that's better than this Friday's eve."
Man Seeking Woman
"Thank you. Um..."
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"I think I need another opinion."
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"The text, above all, ought to be cute."
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"I would deploy"
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"an emoji."
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"I... I... a well-placed kitten, actually, could..."
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"Sir? If I may..."
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"in which you reference something"
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"We... we have no idea why."
Man Seeking Woman
"Josh: Okay, well, let's-let's run with that, then."
Man Seeking Woman
"What are... what are some things I said to Laura on the train?"
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"The fact that it was a weekend..."
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"(Laughing): Wait."
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"Choo-choo!"
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"Next stop, dinner!"
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"(Laughs) Right?"
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"That's really cute."
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"We have a lot of ideas."
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"Tell you what. I'm gonna start it off."
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"(Clears throat loudly)"
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"General: See? Already, you've failed."
Man Seeking Woman
"You've got a comma after your hey"
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"and a period after Josh."
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"Okay, fine, no... No punctuation."
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"No, I... If you look at the data,"
Man Seeking Woman
"you will see that women are going nuts"
Man Seeking Woman
"- for punctuation. - That is true."
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"I would... I would suggest 50."
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"I'll just masturbate. (Talking over each other)"
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"I'll just masturbate."
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"Panicking like a bunch of frightened children."
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"What happened to us?"
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"What happened to America?"
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"(Battle hymn of the Republic begins)"
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"He had a funny little idea"
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"You might have heard of him."
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"His name was George Washington."
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"Josh..."
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"Through the boxers, fully erect,"
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"and references a thing from before."
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"And we could get that dinner on Friday."
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"But where would that lead to?"
Man Seeking Woman
"Another text?"
Man Seeking Woman
"We want sex!"
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"And if that's not something she wants,"
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"well, then, we need to know right now!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Perhaps it's fate that today is the fourth of July."
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"It's November 12."
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"Let's not be smart or funny or quirky."
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"jerk off a little bit to make it hard,"
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"and send her a picture of it with the caption..."
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"to send her a picture of my dick."
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"Yeah, it's a really bad idea."
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"It's a terrible, terrible idea. All right."
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"Oh, my God, thank God."
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"Oh, it's just all wrong."
Man Seeking Woman
"Doesn't add up."
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"Think, Josh, think."
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"Great meeting you."
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"Want to get dinner Friday?"
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"Well, it's just a normal thing, like someone would say."
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"Will it work?"
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"Oh, God."
Man Seeking Woman
"it's Josh from the train."
Man Seeking Woman
"(Gasping, siren blaring)"
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"General: Josh from the traib? What the hell's a traib?!"
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"(Relieved sighing, siren stops)"
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"Josh: Great meeting you."
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"- Uh... - Liz: You got it."
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"Want to get dinner"
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"Mike: Come on. What service do you have?"
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"Josh: Send, damn you. Send, damn you."
Man Seeking Woman
"It's been almost 15 seconds since Josh texted Laura,"
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"and still no response."
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"By this point, Laura must have seen the text,"
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"even if she was in the bathroom or something,"
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"and yet the silence continues."
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"What does it all mean?"
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"Not forward enough?"
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"Did she hate the text?"
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"Maybe she doesn't want to seem too overeager."
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"Maybe she's in the shower."
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"We have to save face."
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"Liz: Hey, get him out of here! Text jk!"
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"Get him out of here."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's been over a minute."
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"- It's not looking good. - Thank you, Wallace."
Man Seeking Woman
"You're just doing your job."
Man Seeking Woman
"Okay, um..."
Man Seeking Woman
"Let's pack it up, people."
Man Seeking Woman
"You sent one hell of a text."
Man Seeking Woman
"Thank you. We-we all, we all sent"
Man Seeking Woman
"Th-the things, th-the little bubbly things!"
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"She's writing back, she's responding."
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"Just wanted to make sure he had his order."
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"Yep."
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"It's, uh, you know, it's pretty, uh, crazy that we, uh, met on the train."
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"It's so... It's so crazy."
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"But, you know, not, like, crazy bad."
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"No. No, it-it's definitely good crazy."
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"Like something from a romantic comedy."
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"Yes, like, uh, um..."
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"Um... Sleepless in Seattle."
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"- Also a romantic comedy. - Yeah."
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"Must love dogs."
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"What?"
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