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Clips from Louie (2010) - Late Show, Pt. 1 (S03E03)

"They're all made from the same Asian suffering."
Louie (2010)
"That was a good set."
Louie (2010)
"...a round of applause..."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Ross. Hey, how's it going, guys?"
Louie (2010)
"This is my agent, Doug. Hey, how's it going?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Louie, great job."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you. It was great."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, the closing bit,"
Louie (2010)
"Jay's gonna love tomorrow night on the ow."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, good. It was just terrific."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much, thank you."
Louie (2010)
"Um, but the great thing is, also, it timed in at"
Louie (2010)
"four minutes and 30 seconds, which is the perfect"
Louie (2010)
"amount of--perfect amount of time. Good."
Louie (2010)
"it's just, for our studio,"
Louie (2010)
"it's gonna be the time that we're looking for. That's great."
Louie (2010)
"Good, good, good. So..."
Louie (2010)
"Is Louie gonna interview on panel?"
Louie (2010)
"Tomorrow night, Tom Cruise is the other guest"
Louie (2010)
"and Tom loves to go long, tells great stories"
Louie (2010)
"and Jay's surprising him tomorrow with a motorcycle."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna get bumped, right?"
Louie (2010)
"You know what, I'll-- I'll see you tomorrow night."
Louie (2010)
"But thank you."
Louie (2010)
"I'm totally getting bumped. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"It's like they brought me here to bump me,"
Louie (2010)
"all the way..."
Louie (2010)
"Getting bumped is not that bad, Louie. How is it not that bad?"
Louie (2010)
"'Cause they advertise your name,"
Louie (2010)
"you still get paid and then they have you back on."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, thank you, thanks, Doug."
Louie (2010)
"Look at this."
Louie (2010)
"and look at "after.""
Louie (2010)
"Folks, we'll be right back with Tom Cruise"
Louie (2010)
"right after this."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, where's your jacket?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't have-- This is what I'm wearing."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, what's going on?"
Louie (2010)
"I got some really bad news."
Louie (2010)
"You're bumping me."
Louie (2010)
"What's--"
Louie (2010)
"Ross, you tell him? I haven't told him yet."
Louie (2010)
"Tom Cruise is not coming tonight."
Louie (2010)
"He hates surprises"
Louie (2010)
"and the whole motorcycle thing, he just-- he just--"
Louie (2010)
"He's not here, you are."
Louie (2010)
"We need you to lead off the show."
Louie (2010)
"You're a comic, you know how to talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"All right, here's your chance, all right. All right."
Louie (2010)
"You ever flown on an airplane? Yeah, sure."
Louie (2010)
"All right, good, see you out there."
Louie (2010)
"You're on! Okay, okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Now, folks, as I..."
Louie (2010)
"as I told you, we had Tom Cruise booked on the show tonight,"
Louie (2010)
"but..."
Louie (2010)
"Well... this is..."
Louie (2010)
"this is live television"
Louie (2010)
"and sometimes things happen in live television,"
Louie (2010)
"and... Tom Cruise is not here."
Louie (2010)
"you're going immediately to your right, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"And as soon as you get to your right,"
Louie (2010)
"Jay will greet you, got it?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Are you listening to me?"
Louie (2010)
"so what I'm gonna do is bring out the comic"
Louie (2010)
"he's gonna be my very first guest tonight."
Louie (2010)
"He's a very funny man,"
Louie (2010)
"he'll be at the Comedy Cellar in New York."
Louie (2010)
"Louie C.K., Louie!"
Louie (2010)
"Don't swear!"
Louie (2010)
"Have a seat. Uh... thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"You have a "do not disturb" sign on your door."
Louie (2010)
"I have a "do not disturb" sign on the door,"
Louie (2010)
"that's the answer."
Louie (2010)
"Just don't do this to me."
Louie (2010)
"When do you want us to clean?"
Louie (2010)
"What..."
Louie (2010)
"This is the opposite of what it says."
Louie (2010)
"Oh... shit."
Louie (2010)
"Bitch."
Louie (2010)
"What the hell?"
Louie (2010)
"Did you see that you went viral today?"
Louie (2010)
"Your set from last night, it..."
Louie (2010)
"You got a million hits already online."
Louie (2010)
"It was huge. Wow."
Louie (2010)
"I have-- What? At a what?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, they called me."
Louie (2010)
"You have a meeting with the chairman, president,"
Louie (2010)
"whatever, of CBS in one hour."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, I got it."
Louie (2010)
"Shit."
Louie (2010)
"It's not even time to jerk off, for Christ's sakes."
Louie (2010)
"Who are we here to see?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you have any idea?"
Louie (2010)
"You didn't find out who we're-- No, I have no idea."
Louie (2010)
"Hello?"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you, I'll tell him."
Louie (2010)
"You can go in now."
Louie (2010)
"Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, I-- yeah, I do."
Louie (2010)
"I'm from the Bronx."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, yeah, the Bronx?"
Louie (2010)
"I-- I-- I haven't spent-- I haven't spent much--"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, thank you. Very funny."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I didn't have much time to think about it."
Louie (2010)
"What I'm about to tell you, nobody knows,"
Louie (2010)
"but it has the potential to change your whole life."
Louie (2010)
"It's privileged information."
Louie (2010)
"Cannot leave this room."
Louie (2010)
"I used to go there when I was starting out in New York."
Louie (2010)
"Is that the thing I'm not supposed to tell anybody?"
Louie (2010)
"What is this?"
Louie (2010)
"if you repeat anything that is told to you"
Louie (2010)
"by the chairman of the Columbia Broadcasting System,"
Louie (2010)
"Thank you."
Louie (2010)
"I'm the chairman."
Louie (2010)
"There won't be somebody else here next month."
Louie (2010)
"I'll be here. Yes, sir."
Louie (2010)
"This is his last year on "The Late Show.""
Louie (2010)
"David Letterman's been at CBS for 20 years."
Louie (2010)
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