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Clips from Louie (2010) - Late Show, Pt. 1 (S03E03)

"I brought you here to ask you"
Louie (2010)
"No."
Louie (2010)
"No? What..."
Louie (2010)
"Why not?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, that..."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, that's crazy."
Louie (2010)
"I'm 44 and I'm-- I mean, he's..."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, we're getting Jerry Seinfeld."
Louie (2010)
"You are?"
Louie (2010)
"You misunderstood me, son."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not offering you the job,"
Louie (2010)
"I'm asking if you're interested in it."
Louie (2010)
"An option?"
Louie (2010)
"Here, let me lay it out for you."
Louie (2010)
"but he's a $12 million slam dunk at best."
Louie (2010)
"You, I could get for a million,"
Louie (2010)
"a little less, maybe."
Louie (2010)
"So."
Louie (2010)
"You're thinking."
Louie (2010)
"I see the wheels turning."
Louie (2010)
"from Boston."
Louie (2010)
"$80,000 a year on the club dates,"
Louie (2010)
"Except for, once in a while, a special on cable,"
Louie (2010)
"and now you're waiting around"
Louie (2010)
"wondering if something's gonna happen"
Louie (2010)
"Am I right?"
Louie (2010)
"You don't think you can do it."
Louie (2010)
"You think it's over and you're afraid to try."
Louie (2010)
"I've seen it."
Louie (2010)
"You go back to New York."
Louie (2010)
"I get you with Jackie Dahl, he's my main city man."
Louie (2010)
"He works with you and then, in about two months,"
Louie (2010)
"A test show?"
Louie (2010)
"I'll put you on the air."
Louie (2010)
"And then if you're a hit,"
Louie (2010)
"no one's gonna blame me."
Louie (2010)
"But you'll take the heat on all that."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna crack your head on the ceiling"
Louie (2010)
"We're talking about the big game here,"
Louie (2010)
"Here's the reality."
Louie (2010)
"In ten years, you're gonna be teaching comedy"
Louie (2010)
"at a community college to support your kids"
Louie (2010)
"You're circling failure..."
Louie (2010)
"It's in your power to change that."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, you'll have to work hard,"
Louie (2010)
"Do you want his job?"
Louie (2010)
"It's very different raising children in America."
Louie (2010)
"Like, some parents at my kids' school were talking about war"
Louie (2010)
"that there is--"
Louie (2010)
"who's been dead for months..."
Louie (2010)
"he said..."
Louie (2010)
"The order is terrific."
Louie (2010)
"I'm getting-- Sounds like--"
Louie (2010)
"You know the real trick here?"
Louie (2010)
"You look better."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, are you ready?"
Louie (2010)
"It doesn't matter why he canceled,"
Louie (2010)
"You got airplane stories? I can do a--"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, everybody, welcome back."
Louie (2010)
"Okay?"
Louie (2010)
"When do you want us to clean your room?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"to set any meetings for me today."
Louie (2010)
"Come in."
Louie (2010)
"So..."
Louie (2010)
"Have you been there?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I have to replace him."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not that guy."
Louie (2010)
"Uh..."
Louie (2010)
"Jerry Seinfeld is a slam dunk,"
Louie (2010)
"Tell-- tell me, what?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know--"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know how much you know about me."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, thanks, Ross, thanks for coming. Okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, Louie, listen,"
Louie (2010)
"Just don't ever clean it here ever again."
Louie (2010)
"who we're here to see?"
Louie (2010)
"about $12 million."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, this is my agent, Doug. It's an honor to meet--"
Louie (2010)
"Must have been under a lot of pressure, too."
Louie (2010)
"Kids in Afghanistan don't have-- just--"
Louie (2010)
"You're in from New York."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Doug."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, good. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"You get in shape."
Louie (2010)
"You lose about 40 pounds."
Louie (2010)
"When do we introduce this i--""
Louie (2010)
"Sit down, sit down."
Louie (2010)
""The Late Show with Jerry Seinfeld.""
Louie (2010)
"and if the test is good..."
Louie (2010)
"Good to see you. Hey, how are you?"
Louie (2010)
""in Afghanistan and these places?"
Louie (2010)
"David Letterman is retiring."
Louie (2010)
"you'll have to do things you haven't done before"
Louie (2010)
"I know you're a working-class standup"
Louie (2010)
"No harm, no foul."
Louie (2010)
"That's the reality, as we talk now."
Louie (2010)
"There's no difference."
Louie (2010)
"and still..."
Louie (2010)
"They find out when they ask,"
Louie (2010)
""I'm-- Bring me the best DV...""
Louie (2010)
"Some of that delicious Velveeta juice."
Louie (2010)
"Shit, I knew this."
Louie (2010)
"Shit on a dick."
Louie (2010)
"What-- what is this-- What's wrong?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"We're negotiating with Jerry Seinfeld."
Louie (2010)
"The who? What?"
Louie (2010)
"Jack'll get you a small studio."
Louie (2010)
"You're signing a document that states"
Louie (2010)
"Look, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"David Letterman is retiring."
Louie (2010)
"'cause life is good and so we want it to be better"
Louie (2010)
"All right, all right, I don't know why."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, you have a meeting CBS in one hour."
Louie (2010)
"I'm what?"
Louie (2010)
"You should get Jerry Seinfeld or somebody, right?"
Louie (2010)
"before it gets embarrassing."
Louie (2010)
"I mean, I get it, that's normal."
Louie (2010)
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