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Clips from Louie (2010) - Late Show, Pt. 1 (S03E03)

"We get to make all these weird decisions about"
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"what do we expose our kids to when."
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"and they're, like, "When do we tell our kid--"
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"Only in America, we have this luxury,"
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"They find out."
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""How come Uncle Henry's head is gone now?"
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"You have to make sure you get the best one."
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"You gotta go on Amazon and read a really long review"
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""It's got really small buttons on the remote,""
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"And now you're reading it and going,"
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""I don't know."
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""I don't know which one to get, I don't know."
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"I gotta get the best one.""
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"that you should get the best one ever?"
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"Who cares?"
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"They're all the same, these machines."
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"I guess, I don't..."
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"Hey."
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"I'm sorry-- Louie, great set, great set. Hey, Bud, how are you?"
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"I mean, with the audience reaction and everything else,"
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"You're not gonna get bumped, Louie."
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"You're not going to get bumped."
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"Sounds like I'm-- Nah."
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"Thanks, guys, I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Just..."
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"Amazing, this face work."
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"Look at "before"..."
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"Boy, just, you know, I think..."
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"I think the real trick here is, don't be pissed off."
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"- I'm here to mic you. - Sure."
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"Just turn around for me. Oh, sorry."
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"Yeah!"
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"You're all set then. Okay."
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"No, not exactly, I'm not bumping you. You're not?"
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"What do you mean, he's not coming? So... No, he's not coming."
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"he's not coming, okay?"
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"You're on lead guest, okay?"
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"Now? Yes, now."
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"Okay. I can do some questions for him."
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"You all right, you good? Yeah, I'm ready."
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"Okay, thanks. Come on, let's go, let's go."
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"Right now? Okay, all right. Yeah, now!"
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"Well-- Yes, yes."
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". get here-- I don't know what it was."
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"Anyway, we have to do a show and I already did my jokes,"
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"who was gonna close the show tonight."
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"We're gonna give him a shot,"
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"Go out there and go get 'em."
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"Sir, this is housekeeping."
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"What?"
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"What's the point of the sign if you don't..."
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"You understand that?"
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"When do you want us to clean?"
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"Oh..."
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"Damn."
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"Wow."
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"Louie, Jesus, I've been trying to reach you."
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"You have a meeting at CBS in one hour."
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"Doug, I didn't tell you"
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"What the hell is this about?"
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"Please, get up, get dressed and meet me there."
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"They're sending a car for you."
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"They didn't tell you the name of the guy? I don't know, no."
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"Excuse me, can you please tell us"
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"Hi."
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"you know who I am?"
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"Yeah."
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"Whatever."
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"You were very funny last night on "The Tonight Show.""
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"Send Charlie in, uh, please."
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"Carnegie Deli."
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"No."
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"This is Charlie from our legal department."
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"These are confidentiality agreements."
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"you will be subject to penalties and litigation."
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"Okay."
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"I don't-- I don't know if I want to sign this."
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"Then leave the room!"
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"It's over."
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"if you'd be interested in the job."
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"I'm looking for an option."
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"Well, I just never saw this--"
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"I didn't see this coming."
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"You do standup, you make, maybe,"
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"but you're on the back nine of your career."
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"I think you--"
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"Five years ago, you probably peaked"
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"And I've seen it turn around."
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"Let me offer you a proposal."
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"we do a test show."
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"You know, you'll do a monologue,"
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"you'll do a couple of interviews"
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"everybody'll think I'm a genius"
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"and I'll have saved the network"
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"and you're gonna go down,"
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"probably for good."
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"so forgive me if I use big terms."
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"in a rapidly decaying orbit."
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"But you can change that."
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"your chances are very slim."
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"But you could change it."
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"I'm gonna ask you one re time."
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"Other countries, they don't have a choice."
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""Do we tell our children that our country is at war"
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"we get to decide when they find out"
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"They find out."
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""How come that happened?"
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"Oh, 'cause of the war.""
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"Life can be stressful here, though,"
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"and we get-- we try to perfect everything in our lives"
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"and it's like a job."
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"Being a consumer is like a job."
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"If you get a Blu-ray player, you gotta do research."
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"You gotta look at reviews of a player."
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"written by an insane person"
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"...because he shot his wife"
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"and then himself"
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"after explaining to you"
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"that the remote is counterintuitive."
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"before he murder-suicided his whole family."
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