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Clips from Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"The truth is so self-evident to me, Mrs. Donaly,"
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"We'll need to caucus again to draw up a picture of your husband's net worth."
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"A map of enemy territory, so to speak. You said that he's a television producer?"
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"He has a soap opera, The Sands of Time. It’s a silly show."
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"Well, it'll be yours soon. Thank you very much."
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"-Oh, thank you, Mr. Massey. -Yes. Bye-bye."
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"Still you have to admire him for taking those pictures."
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"Now, Mrs. Gutman, you testified"
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"that you were your husband's sexual slave for 36 years during your marriage."
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"I was a hostess for Braniff Airlines."
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"He manufactures staples and industrial brad tacks. He's very successful."
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"Well, at first, he was a very gentle and tender lover."
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"But then he became more and more fixated"
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"on toys and machinery and devices of various kinds."
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"I can't help it. You don't decide to become bored. It just happens."
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"I have a new car. I have two new cars. I have a tab at the Mercedes dealership."
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"Torn the house down twice. Rebuilt the cabin in Vail."
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"Got three of those yard people."
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"These encounters were videotaped. Sometimes there would be a gismo."
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"A gismo? -He had a device he called The intruder."
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"It was something he had the engineers at the factory design."
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"So the vacuum cleaner wasn't available to me for several months."
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"-Several months without the appliance? -Yes."
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"Problem is everyone is willing to compromise."
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"That's the problem with the institution of marriage. It’s based on compromise."
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"Even through its dissolution. Mrs. Gutman here,"
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"she's gonna score some points concerning her husband's sexual politics."
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"based on the skill of the individual lawyers."
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"And then both parties will go home with their portion of the staple factory."
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"-That's life. Life is compromise. -That's not life. That's death."
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"Struggle and challenge and ultimate destruction of your opponent, that's life."
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"-Middle name? -No, they didn't just win."
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"-They destroyed. Mr. Massey? Mr. Massey?"
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"I’m sorry, Your Honor. I was just consulting with an associate."
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"Well, he's the tennis pro at the club."
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"The tennis pro?"
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"Then why are your letters addressed to him, Dear, David and Goliath?"
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"Oh, yeah. I’m gonna nail your ass."
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"I'm gonna get it. I got it."
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"I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah."
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"This is a silly misunderstanding. -I'm gonna nail your ass."
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"Get that thing off me now!"
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"Yeah, I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass!"
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"I thought he'd outgrown trains."
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"They never grow up, lady. They just get tubby."
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"How charming. An aphorist."
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"-I’m an ass nailer. -So I see."
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"Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching."
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"Lifecycle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around."
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"You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch."
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"Christ, you seem to be taking it pretty good."
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"I’ve seen them come in here weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral."
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"-Don't get me wrong, Mr... -Petch. Gus Petch."
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"Whilst I don't find this terribly amusing, I am delighted that you found this material."
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"Sounds like to me you gonna nail his ass."
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"Honey? Honey?"
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"Rex, get away from the door."
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"Oh, look, I know that you're upset, honey."
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"Our lawyers can."
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"You've a discovery hearing at 5:30 for the Maxine Gopnik case."
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"-Discovery. Gopnik. -And a Lance Kelso called."
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"Lance Kelso."
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"-And would like to schedule an appointment. -Same-sex."
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"-Rex Rexroth? -Real estate. He's okay."
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"-Mr. Rexroth. -Call me Rex, please."
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"Miles Massey. Please, sit. Relax."
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"Consider this office your office, your haven,"
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"-Thank you. -Now, sir, tell me your troubles."
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"That's her job. You should respect that."
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"-Time marches on. Ardor cools. -Yeah."
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"Has Mrs. Rexroth pursued the opportunities implicit in your arrangement?"
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"I can only assume."
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"Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?"
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"I don't know. She has Rottweilers."
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"To cut to the chase, forensically speaking, is there a prenup?"
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"Let me ask you this, what kind of a settlement do you seek?"
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"Nothing?"
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"I am mortgaged up to my heinie."
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"your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear."
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"It’s a challenge."
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"Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow?"
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"-l didn't know Dimitri had a beach house. -Neither did I until my lawyer found it."
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"Quite a paper trail. Had it in the dog's name."
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"Well, tomorrow won't work. I’m having a body wrap. How's Wednesday?"
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"Hair appointment in the morning. Afternoon?"
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"Shrink. How's your Thursday?"
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"-BOTOX? -Butt fat."
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"Hello, darlings."
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"So, you and Rex are..."
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"I’ve been trying to nail George's ass for years, but he is so careful."
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"-Are you all right, Claire? -Down the wrong pipe."
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"-So who's your lawyer? -Freddy Bender."
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"I have an appointment this afternoon with Rex and his schnauzer."
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"So who's Rex's guy? -Miles Massey."
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"Miles Massey? Of Massey Myerson?"
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"Do you know him? -By reputation,"
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"and, Marylyn, he's no schnauzer."
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"He got Phyllis Rumsey that cute little island of George's."
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"-Muriel Rumsey. -Who's she?"
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"Now? Night manager at McDonald's."
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"Thorstenson Gieselensen."
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"-He is fish. -Well, he's tuna."
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"Ladies, I’m not seeing anyone until I’ve finished nailing Rex's ass."
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"But, Marylyn, this man is tuna."
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"Sarah, one husband at a time."
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"but remember that you're in an emotionally vulnerable state."
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"Freddy."
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"Please, Ms. Rexroth. And you must be Mr. Massey."
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"Please, Miles. Sit. Sit down."
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"Not to worry, Mrs. Rexroth, you're ably represented."
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"Don't try to bait me, Miles. Now if you have a proposal to make, let's hear it."
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"Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation."
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"My client has ruled that out."
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"-of the marriage without prejudice. -That's a fart in a stiff wind."
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"My client asks that you not initiate proceedings"
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"Why only 50, Freddy? Why not 1 00?"
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"Kershner does not apply."
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"-What's Kershner? -Please, let me handle this."
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"-Kershner was in Kentucky. -Kershner was in Kentucky?"
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"-Forget Kershner. What's your bottom line? -Primary residence, 30% of remaining assets."
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