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Clips from Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"I am just a poor boy Though my story's seldom told"
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"So lonesome that I took some comfort there"
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"Hmm. Who owns that piece-of-shit van down there?"
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"It's just a guy going door to door selling pool cleaner."
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"I see."
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"Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job."
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"I'd always picked him as some sort of deadbeat, but happy to be proved wrong."
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"-Hey, can't complain, man. -Excellent."
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"We probably need a new filter around about now. Maybe..."
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"Wait a minute, darling. Do we actually have a swimming pool?"
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"You should have seen this coming, you Australian piece of shit!"
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"Bitch. That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award."
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"-Yeah. Quite a few. Where are you? -Just whitening."
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"All right, tell Amstedler I’ll return in 20 minutes."
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"Get Wrigley to look up Oliphant V. Oliphant, Commonwealth of Virginia,"
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"for its relevance in the Chapman filing."
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"Yeah, well, if the cruise goes all the way around the lake,"
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"Everything. Primary residence, beach house, ski cabin, auto, stocks, bonds, dental floss."
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"And tell Fred Armatrading that"
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"the presence of a pool man would appear to be suspicious."
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"Your husband, who on a prior occasion had slapped you, beat you."
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"-l think that word is not inappropriate. -No, l..."
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"Please. Repeatedly, was at the time, brandishing your firearm."
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"Trying, in his rage, to shoot an acquaintance, a friend of long standing."
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"As for the sexual indiscretion which he imagined took place,"
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"-l don't... -Sorry. I’m not omniscient."
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"and, I take it, you deny."
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"Do you really think we could put all this across?"
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"that I’m sure that I’ll be able to make it equally as transparent to any jury,"
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"should your husband decide to take it that far."
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"Except for two years when he was in the Navy in Southeast Asia."
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"And before your marriage, what was your profession?"
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"And what is your husband's profession?"
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"How would you describe your husband's sexual proclivities?"
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"And then he had a prototype built out of the parts from our vacuum cleaner."
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"I see."
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"And then the entire process will find an equilibrium point"
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"What do they have in common?"
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"Again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?"
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"Go, Rexie! Go, Rexie, baby!"
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"Cabin seven."
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"Boy, I’m gonna nail your ass. Your ass. The old billionaire."
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"Yep. I nailed his ass."
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"Oh, yeah, I've always had ample proportions but believe you me, it's all muscle."
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"I’m as hard as a rock."
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"I’m not one of these cream-puff, sit-behind-a-desk private dicks."
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"I must say, for someone in your line of work, you don't exhibit a great deal of tact."
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"Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around."
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"Rex, get away from the door."
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"Honey? My key doesn't work. Can we talk about this?"
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"Rex, for your own safety, get away from the door."
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"Yes, dogs. I wanted some security since I'II be living here alone."
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"Look, Marylyn, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?"
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"He read your article about palimony settlements in same-sex partnerships."
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"Arthur Yardumian and his tax attorney want to reschedule their caucus for tomorrow."
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"Yardumian."
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"Arthur had to fly to Atlanta for a deadbeat dad hearing."
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"your war room for the duration of the campaign."
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"Well, my wife has me between a rock and a hard place."
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"When I first met Marylyn, we were crazy about each other."
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"Not emotionally, of course. Just we couldn't keep our hands off each other."
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"-Whereby? -We could see other people."
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"Not a good sign. And have you, yourself, exploited your understood freedom?"
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"There's a lady, a young lady. She lets me be myself."
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"-Video. -Ha!"
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"Well, that's the problem. I can't afford to give her anything."
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"Well, yeah, I know that sounds a little rough,"
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"lf this deal goes south, I am ruined. I will lose millions."
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"So you propose that, in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part,"
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"Well, is that possible?"
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"-Does that really work? -You tell me."
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"Well, as my private investigator put it, We're gonna nail his ass."
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"George was so impressed, he hired him when he divorced his second."
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"I’ll do the talking. I know you'll be tempted to chime in,"
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"We did very well. We did very well."
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"Pastry? Going begging."
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"My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution"
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"My client feels sufficiently dispassionate."
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"pending his setting certain affairs in order."
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"My client is prepared to settle for 50% of the marital assets."
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"While we're dreaming, why not 1 50%? Are you familiar with Kershner?"
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"I thought that went well."
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"Gus, you outdid yourself."
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"-Look at this."
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"Shit, did you see that?"
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"Here we are."
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"-Red? -French."
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"you were the most beautiful woman that he'd ever met."
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"I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met."
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"What did your lawyer say?"
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"Miles, please."
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"Now I’m going to have it stuffed, mounted,"
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"and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it."
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"This divorce means money. Money means independence."
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"That's what I’m after."
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"What are you after, Miles?"
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"I got you. See this?"
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"Yeah?"
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"smothered with French dressing."
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"-l shoot action. Me and the Ikegami, Jack. -Thank you, Gus."
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"Yeah. But you didn't tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus."
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"for developing and examining these photos of her address book."
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"Tenzing Norgay. That's someone she slept with."
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"I doubt it. Tenzing Norgay was the Sherpa"
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"Few great accomplishments are achieved single-handedly, Wrigley."
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"Most have their Norgays."
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"Marylyn Rexroth is even now climbing her Everest."
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"But how do you determine which of the people on here are..."
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"You start with the people with the funny names."
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"-The counsel argues. -Which you've done before."
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"-Which we've done before. -Ah."
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"Get that thing off me now!"
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"Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery."
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"Let me rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, how high is that wall around your heart?"
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"nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
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"No maybes."
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"But of course, yes."
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"-The Baron does not lie. Have a seat, sir."
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"-Did you sleep with him? -Don't be a fool."
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"Silly man. I am a baron."
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