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Clips from Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"What are you, nuts? Have you forgotten Kershner?"
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"-Freddy. It’s a negotiation. See you at the preliminary."
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"Freddy, we're all friends here. It’s a negotiation. Hey!"
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"Yeah."
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"-Let's go back to the football game. -Kiss my ass."
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"-It’s halftime, man. This is some good shit. -I’m about to nail his ass, right here."
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"Oh, Gussy, go back to the Rabinowitz tape again."
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"Hold on. Now here come the good part."
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"-She about to take off her panties. -Yeah. Come on, come on, come on."
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"- Gus? - Yeah?"
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"-It’s Miles Massey. -Take a number."
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"It’s about a job tonight. -God damn it!"
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"Ms. Rexroth. I am so delighted you decided to come."
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"-l must admit, I was curious. -Something to start. Some wine, perhaps?"
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"-Bordeaux? -Chateau Margaux."
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"-'57? -'59."
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"-'54. -Mr. Massey."
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"Good, sir."
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"Your husband had told me"
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"Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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"Now you didn't ask me here to pick me up. You could be disbarred for that."
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"Maybe I’m reckless."
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"What was your performance about this afternoon?"
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"Oh, Freddy thinks you're a buffoon. He says you've been too successful."
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"You're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down."
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"-Why would you be here? -Why did you ask me?"
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"-Do you ever answer questions? -Do you?"
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"I’ll have the tournedos of beef. The lady will have the same. Thank you."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"I assume you're a carnivore."
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"Tell me more about yourself."
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"You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast."
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"I’ve invested five good years in my marriage to Rex,"
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"and I’ve nailed his ass fair and square."
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"Man hater, huh?"
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"People don't go on safaris 'cause they hate animals."
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"So it's just for the hunt with the trophy at the end?"
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"No. Nothing so frivolous."
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"I’m a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount."
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"Yeah. Two, three."
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"I’ll just have a salad, please. Baby field greens."
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"What did you call me?"
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"-You want a salad. -Do you have a green salad?"
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"-What the fuck color would it be? -Why are we eating here?"
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"Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge"
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"And for you?"
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"-Slaw cup? -What the hell."
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"-How are you, Gus? -I’m all right."
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"Don't call me anymore for this penny-ante shit."
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"-And those Rottweilers were a menace, man. -l told you she had dogs."
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"Gus. Did you see any evidence?"
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"What are you talking about telltale signs? Look, I see an ass, I nail it."
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"I don't sneak around sniffing the sheets. God damn it, I’m Gus Petch!"
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"-Couldn't you be disbarred for that? -Oh, I don't think so."
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"-and photograph her address book. -No, Wrigley."
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"I happened to let a man know that I was interested in her address book."
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"I also happened to let him know that I was taking her out to dinner."
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"-Right. Who are you looking for? -Tenzing Norgay."
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"that helped Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest."
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"And Marylyn knows him."
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"No, you idiot. Not the Tenzing Norgay. Her Tenzing Norgay."
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"I’m not sure that I actually follow that."
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"I wanna find her Norgay."
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"-How do you spot a Norgay? -Yeah."
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"Oh, yea, oh yea!"
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"Family Court of the Fifth District of Los Angeles County now in session."
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"The Honorable Marva Munson presiding. All rise."
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"-Have you sat before her before? -No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit."
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"-Well, have you sat after her before? -Sat after her before?"
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"The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge."
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"So have you argued before her before?"
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"Before her before, or before she sat before?"
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"Before her before."
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"-l said, Before her before. -No, you said, Before she sat before."
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"-l did at first, but... -Look, don't argue."
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"-I’m not. -No, you don't argue. We argue."
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"- The judge sits. - Then you sit."
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"Or you stand in contempt. -And then we argue."
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"But not before her."
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"There it is! I got it!"
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"I’m gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass."
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"I'm gonna nail your ass. Yeah!"
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"-I'm gonna nail your ass. It's a silly misunderstanding."
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"Yeah, I’m gonna nail your ass."
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"I'm gonna nail your ass. I'm gonna nail your ass."
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"Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth."
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"Mr. Massey, any questions?"
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"For where a heart is hard, they make no battery."
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"-Mrs. Rexroth, do you know those lines? -Objection, Your Honor."
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"-Grounds? -Poetry recitation."
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"Your Honor, this is harassment, and frankly, it's still a little arty-farty."
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"Yes. Of course."
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"With Rex."
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"Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?"
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"No further questions, Your Honor."
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"- Who's next, Mr. Bender? - We rest, Your Honor."
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"Mr. Massey."
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"Your Honor, I call Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy."
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"Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! -Problem?"
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"Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy! -Tenzing Norgay."
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"-Mr. Krauss, do you solemnly swear that... -Krauss von Espy."
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"-Mr. Krauss von Espy, do you solemnly... -Baron Krauss von Espy."
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"Solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to give"
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"shall be the truth, the whole truth"
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"Elsbieta."
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"Baron von Espy, what is your profession?"
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"at Bad-Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri."
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"I satisfy such requests as the clientele may present."
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"Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet,"
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"-but to your majordomo."
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"I see. Baron, do you recognize that woman?"
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"Chere Marylyn. But of course."
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"Look who is here. Hi!"
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"And she was a guest of the Red Trousers?"
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"I am curious about her visit of five years ago. January, 1 998."
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"Can you remember any specific request she made at that time?"
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"Yes, I can."
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"And what, at that time, did she tell you she required?"
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"Hard..."
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"We'll attend to the dog later."
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