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Clips from Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"We have bellmen for that. No, no, no."
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"Oh, many times for relaxing and making Alpine recreation."
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"She said that she required a husband!"
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"Do you want some bones, huh? Does Elsbieta want some bones?"
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"Has anyone any bones?"
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"No, they are not candies. Milk-Bones. Hard, crunchy bones for the teeth."
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"Now, a husband. That's an unusual request."
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"Did she specify what kind of a husband she was looking for?"
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"She wanted to know the businesses and the wealths-es... The wealths-es."
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"Can I say this? Wealths-es of our various eligible guests."
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"She specificated a silly man."
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"would be easily duped and controlled."
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"-Your Honor, objection! Irrelevant! -I’m going to allow it!"
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"Sir, I am the concierge!"
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"I introduced her to that silly man."
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"Your Honor, objection!"
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"lf you please, sir, not the larynx!"
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"I’m going to allow it."
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"like Rodney what's-his-name."
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"They bought Massey's argument."
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"lf I lied and cheated and was with Rex only for his money,"
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"then he shouldn't have to give me any."
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"Well, that makes no sense. Why else would you put in all those years?"
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"I have medication, but I can't take it before elective surgery."
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"I have to admit, I don't like living alone. I mean, do I need 46 rooms?"
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"Son of a bitch Marvin Mitchelson."
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"Well, with my money, I can't afford to be fooling around."
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"Oh!"
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"Thirteen granted."
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"Three hundred and twenty billable hours paralegal services."
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"you are the engine that drives this firm."
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"Is she armed? Give me a minute."
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"Marylyn, what a..."
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"-Who the hell are you? -Hello, Miles. So nice of you to see us."
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"Oh, you must be talking about Grandpa John. My papa's John D., too."
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"Grandpa nearly had a stroke."
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"He did have a stroke, but that was later, during the labor activity in '52."
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"The government stepped in. They called it mediation."
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"Golly, the whole left side of his body is as useless as tits on a boar hog."
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"I know you're busy, and you charge by the hour, so I’ll get straight to the point."
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"Howard D. and I are planning to marry."
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"and form a lasting monogamous bond sanctified by ritual, it's pert-near universal."
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"Howard and I are here because I’ve learned through bitter experience"
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"ended in an unjustified stain upon my reputation."
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"So it's my desire to remove any trace of suspicion"
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"Oh, honey, come on, now."
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"I wish to execute a prenuptial agreement."
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"Howard's lawyers prefer it. I insist upon it."
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"Oh, damn lawyers. No offense to the present company or anything, you know."
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"That is correct."
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"They got a hell of a school up there. Ain't no doubt about it."
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"it allows me to buttonhook and, you know,"
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"Interrupt for a second? -Yeah."
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"No one can profit from the marriage."
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"Without it, that party is exposed, a sitting duck."
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"-Not a hell of a lot of romance in that. -No, sir, there is not. No romance."
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"So are we sure that this is what we want?"
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"Oh, honey pie, do I look worried?"
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"I don't know what you're thinking, but I have to warn you,"
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"Thanks for the professional help."
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"Dump him. You can't nail his ass."
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"Is that all?"
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"It was worth it."
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"You fascinate me."
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"-That's quite an honor. I suppose."
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"-On top of a great victory. -What was that?"
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"Okay, I won."
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"What then?"
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"Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?"
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"She signed a prenup for an oil millionaire."
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"Resting in my arms again"
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"But today Marylyn and Howard are taking that leap"
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"that they do believe, that they do have faith, that they do love."
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"through gale and doldrum, seas choppy, wild, and calm?"
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"to ports of every clime, be it in first class or steerage?"
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"and as captain of the good ship Amore Veritas,"
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"What are they, ladles? -Berry spoons."
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"Dear God, Wrigley, how many cockamamie personal possessions do we have to amass?"
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"Miles, why so angry?"
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"And I don't wanna stop 'cause it feels so darn good!"
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"Now, honey, it's like the padre said. I want love and trust between us."
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"Love, and trust, and not a thing else."
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"I love you. I mean, I love you like a son of a bitch!"
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"Baby, this is for you."
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"It’s the prenup."
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"Well, Howard is a beautiful person. A diamond in the rough."
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"And I have a feeling that someday soon,"
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"you'll be taking that diamond and leaving the rough."
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"Surely, Mr. Massey, you've addressed enough juries"
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"to appreciate the power of suggestion."
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"Look, now that the marriage is winding down,"
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"Oh, this'll be no settlement. lf I know Marylyn Rexroth,"
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"Well, thanks, but I’m going on business."
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"When God is dead, all things are possible."
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"No-fault divorce. Two-week divorce without a lawyer."
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"One man... What are you talking about?"
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"She could buy and sell you 1 0 times over."
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"Excuse me."
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"Recite your keynote address. Take a cold shower."
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"-Oh, I’m sure you'll bring the house down. -It’s an easy crowd."
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"Now, correct me, but since by now the ink must be dry,"
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"Well, I’m free this evening, so I suppose a little dinner would do no harm."
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"Le Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin 1990, sir."
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"My friend... My best friend, Sarah Sorkin."
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"Yes."
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"Yes."
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"Neither am l."
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"nine hundred and ninety-nine lunches charged."
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"- Hello? - Miles?"
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"Wrigley!"
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"And my wealth is completely, completely protected?"
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"Is it the kilt?"
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"-Do you love me? -More than anything."
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"As our first order of business,"
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"than the one that addressed you last year"
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"I wish to talk to you about something more important."
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"I wish to talk to you from the heart."
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"It's a word we matrimonial lawyers avoid."
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"which is, in a sense, the seed of our livelihood."
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"Well, today Miles Massey is here to tell you that love need cause us no fear."
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