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Clips from Kick-Ass (2010)

"...nobody knows who he is."
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"- That's not fair. - Life's not fair, get over it."
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"Holy shit, have you guys noticed..."
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"He's with Katie, obviously."
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"...but we could see widespread server crashes..."
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"Hello, boys and girls. Now this..."
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"...we are unable to broadcast the events streaming live on the Internet."
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"- Fuck. - No, no..."
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"My Dad."
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"Like learn to drive."
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"- Or find out what happened on 'Lost'. - Spicy, spicy."
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"...quit being such a smart-ass."
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"...'Sunset Boulevard', 'American Beauty'?"
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"Gentlemen..."
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"I got it."
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"No!"
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"Kryptonite. Yeah."
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"I think I'm in love with her, dude."
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"I can wait. I solemnly vow to save myself for her."
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"Good job."
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"Yeah."
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"But getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it."
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"No, I just..."
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"I love you, too, Daddy."
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"I owe you."
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"If it wasn't for you I'd be dead."
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"...my Dad wouldn't be."
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"I meant like pyjamas and clothes and stuff."
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"You can't take that stuff to my house."
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"You know what my Dad really would have wanted?"
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"My Mom already died for nothing."
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"Do you wanna deal with owing my Dad?"
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"You know, it's not the..."
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"Are you okay, sweetheart?"
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"She lost her Mommy and Daddy."
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"...and a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking."
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"Except..."
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"♪ Not me. ♪"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Holy fuck... everybody's dead!"
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"- Get out there. - Now?"
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"Bazooka?"
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"Bazooka?"
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"Un... under control? You're grabbing a fucking bazooka, you dumb ass."
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"Stu!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Kill every single fucking guy on my payroll."
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"My Daddy..."
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"Dave."
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"- Bye. - Good luck."
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"First school she'd ever been to..."
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"♪ Never was a girl ♪ ♪ with a wicked mind ♪"
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"♪ But everything looks better ♪ ♪ when the sun goes down ♪"
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"♪ You make me wanna die ♪"
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"♪ Know when there's a ♪ ♪ new moon on the rise ♪"
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"♪ Opportunities for eternity and ♪ ♪ I could belong to the night ♪"
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"♪ You make me wanna die ♪"
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"♪ And every time I look ♪ ♪ inside your eyes ♪"
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"♪ I'm running in the light ♪"
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"♪ Look inside your eyes ♪"
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"♪ We are free ♪"
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"♪ And we're running with ♪ ♪ blood on our knees ♪"
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"♪ To the open stream ♪"
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"♪ And you think you're better ♪"
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"♪ We are strong ♪"
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"♪ We are young ♪"
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"♪ We're not cool ♪"
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"♪ We are free ♪"
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"♪ What do they know about us ♪"
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"♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪"
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"♪ And we're running with ♪ ♪ blood on our knees ♪"
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"♪ We are young ♪"
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"♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪"
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"♪ We're not looking for ♪ ♪ where we belong ♪"
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"Guardian of the universe."
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"Protecting us against the forces of evil."
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"- Up in the sky... - Is it a bird?"
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"City's guardian by night."
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"Defending the citizens of New York from the forces of evil."
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"The world has been protected by a group of extraordinary men and women"
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"who have dedicated themselves to fighting crime."
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"Mysterious traveler from another dimension."
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"I always wondered why nobody did it before me."
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"you'd think that one eccentric Ioner would have made himself a costume."
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"I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?"
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"Are schools and offices so thrilling"
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"That's not me, by the way."
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"Who am I? I'm Kick-Ass."
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"That's me, back before any of this crazy shit happened."
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"I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero."
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"I wasn't a mathlete or a hardcore gamer."
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"I didn't have a piercing or an eating disorder"
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"or 3,000 friends on MySpace."
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"My only superpower was being invisible to girls."
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"And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one."
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"Kick in my bedroom door, and you'd probably find me watching TV"
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"or talking to my friend Todd on Skype..."
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"- Are you watching Family Guy? - Nope."
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"...or jerking off, mostly to my English teacher."
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"Dave Lizewski."
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"Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits, Dave."
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"I want your hands all over me, Dave."
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"Sure, a lot of what got me through the average school day"
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"was making deposits in the whack-off warehouse for later."
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"Dave Lizewski, shouldn't you be looking at Hamlet right now?"
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"Yes, Mrs. Zane."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Hey, gorgeous."
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"You meant Erika. I know. I knew that."
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"I was just kidding."
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"Okay, cool."
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"That's funny. This is your dad."
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"No, that's still my mom, actually."
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"I was just a regular guy."
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"You know what? Todd said they do still make Count Chocula."
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"They just don't sell it at the store anymore."
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"My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen..."
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"- Mom? ...as opposed to a gunman in the alley."
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""I will avenge you, Mother!""
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"You're out of luck."
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