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Clips from Kick-Ass (2010)

"You'd think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume."
Kick-Ass (2010)
"Are schools and offices so thrilling..."
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"Who am I?"
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"...but there's nothing special, either."
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"or 3000 friends on MySpace."
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"And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one."
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"...or talking to my friend Todd on Skype."
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"- You watching 'family guy'? - No."
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"Oh, I want your hands all over me, Dave. Please."
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"...was making deposits in the whack off warehouse for later."
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"Dave Lizewski. Shouldn't you be looking at 'Hamlet' right now?"
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"Sorry."
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"Oh... no."
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"No, that's still my Mom, actually."
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"I will avenge you, mother!"
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"...you're out of luck."
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"...the only epiphany I had was realizing that life just goes on."
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"What, putting on a mask and helping people, how's that impossible?"
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"That's just hero."
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"Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers."
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"You'd think one would give it a try."
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"You guys never saw 'One Night in Spiderman'?"
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"Oh, I didn't say we should talk to him, I just..."
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"Go on then, Todd."
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"- Why? - Dave, you should totally go."
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"- You're a dick. - Don't be afraid, Dave."
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"You're a pussy."
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"- Did you spray anything over there? - I think I might have shat my pants."
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"Todd, when have you ever kicked anyone's ass?"
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"Whatever, man. I would have just gone for his knees."
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"would undoubtedly penetrate the joker's force field,"
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"Look at this asshole just watching."
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"We see someone in trouble and we wish we could help,"
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"But they're not."
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"- The guy that looks like Batman? - I didn't say he looked like Batman."
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"You did Tre, you said the guy looked like Batman."
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"Yeah, like Batman."
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"That you're a greedy little."
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"Enough!"
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"That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse I ever heard, Tre."
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"- You want a Pepsi? - Yeah, that's fine."
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"Like when they mix the red one and the blue one."
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"And a pack of twizzlers."
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"Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety."
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"Come on then, bring it on!"
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"- Daddy, I'm scared. - Come on, Mindy. Honey."
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"The force is gonna take you off your feet for sure..."
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"I hate getting punched in the chest."
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"You're gonna be fine, baby doll."
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"Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels."
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"So, have you thought about what you might want for your birthday?"
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"And I, of ladies most deject and wretched..."
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"I'll be honest,"
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"But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to argue."
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"What the fuck are you looking at?"
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"It was time to engage."
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"What the fuck...?"
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"- Shit. - Let's get out of here."
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"All I knew was my Dad was gonna kill me."
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"Great."
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"- Morning, Ange. - Morning."
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"Christopher."
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"Frank, honey."
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"I think we better invite our Russian over for a friendly chat."
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"I wanted to get you breakfast this morning."
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"Okay, pop quiz. What's the proper name for one of those?"
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"...smaller caliber version of what design?"
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"Hey, come on, you're not looking."
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"The point is some fucker is killing our guys."
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"And until we find out who that is,"
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"What the fuck d'you..."
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"Dad. Phone."
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"Dad, the phone's for you."
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"Yeah, Frank..."
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"Well, that is neat."
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"Right, come on, go ahead."
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"Hey, look, the guys tell me he's Tre Fernandez."
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"I said who really sold you our coke?"
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"- Dave's what? - Keep it down."
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"Apart from some messed-up nerve endings,"
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"- Did you feel that? - No."
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"You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something, man. That owns."
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"- Stop with the fork. - Watch this."
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"Oh, hey."
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"How are you? You look better."
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"Well, me and Erika sometimes hang out after school"
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"Yeah?"
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"- What are you talking about? - The point is..."
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"I've been trying to figure out how to tell you this."
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"- There's a rumor going around... - Right."
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"- ...are gay. - Gay?!"
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"No, not if she thinks he's gay, Todd. You fucking retard."
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"...but you can't just re-programme yourself..."
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"No, I'm just standing around."
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"Excuse me. Have you seen this cat?"
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"I'm sorry, did you see this cat?"
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"Hey, call 911!"
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"Give it up, man. Just walk away."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you? You'd rather die for some piece of shit.."
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"...that you don't even fucking know?"
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"And you wanna know what's wrong with me?!"
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"You're fucking crazy, kid."
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"After a Hamilton park resident filmed the man's remarkable intervention..."
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"- This is awesome. - Fuck, yeah!"
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"Welcome to this special edition of eye on New York."
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"How far would you go to help your fellow man?"
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"This colorful individual has been all over the news..."
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"MySpace... 38 friends."
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"And finally, we want to know who is this man."
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"Yeah!"
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"That kinda thing."
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"I'm not really into the whole superhero thing, though."
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"Can I make a confession?"
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"...or an apology for the black eye he'd given her."
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"She just wanted him to get that they were through and leave her alone."
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"And let's be real, no other request could have given me more pleasure."
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"Who the fuck are you supposed to be? The green condom?"
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"I'm here to see Rasul."
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"Or what?"
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"Come on."
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