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Clips from Kick-Ass (2010)

"In the 18 months since my mother died,"
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"Did they change the bee's face?"
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"How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?"
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"Boy, I don't know."
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"That's not superhero, though. How is that super?"
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"No, it's not even hero. It's just fucking psycho."
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"Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers."
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"Yes, but he had all the expensive shit that doesn't exist."
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"I thought you meant, like, "How come nobody does it in real life?""
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"Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant."
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"Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they'd get their ass kicked."
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"- They'd be dead in, like, a day. - A day."
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"Yeah, okay, I'm not saying they should do it."
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"I just can't figure out why nobody does."
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"Seriously, out of all the millions of people who love superheroes,"
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"you'd think one would give it a try."
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"Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?"
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"Why thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton"
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"and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?"
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"Maybe it's the porn tape. He doesn't have a porn tape."
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"Is it me or do you kind of feel sorry for Chris D'Amico?"
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"Yeah, it must be terrible to have a rich dad and everything you want."
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"- 'cause I feel like I'm gonna start crying. - Right."
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"We should, like, talk to him. See if he wants to hang out with us."
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"If he was our friend, no one would ever fuck with us again."
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"Well, go on then, Todd. You wanna..."
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"- I can get up. - No, no..."
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"- You wanna go talk to him? I can move. - Dave... Dave should go."
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"- You're a dick. - Don't be afraid, Dave."
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"You're a pussy."
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"Fuck off."
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"Did you spray anything over there?"
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"Yeah, I think I might have just shat in my pants a little."
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"- See you later. - God, see you."
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"If that guy would have spoken to me like that, I would have kicked his ass."
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"Todd, when have you ever kicked anyone's ass?"
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"Whatever, man. I would have just gone for his knees."
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"- You're not making sense. - What I'm saying is the centrifugal force"
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"of Batman's batarang would undoubtedly penetrate the Joker's force field,"
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"- Pussy patrol. - Fuck."
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"- Phones, money. - Dude, not again, come on."
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"- Phone. - I don't have one."
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"- Someone else jacked it last week. - Pussy."
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"- Give me the bag. - It's just comics."
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"Come on, be honest with yourself."
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"We see someone in trouble and we wish we could help,"
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"The world I lived in, heroes only existed in comic books."
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"Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up."
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"and steals all the coke."
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"- He said like a mask and stuff. - And a cape."
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"- Yeah, like Batman. - I didn't say "Like Batman.""
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"I never said "Batman.""
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"Okay."
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"According to him, you sold him my coke and you took the money."
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"I can't believe that you would believe this shit from a fucking Russian, man!"
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"Let me see, Tre. Hey, what's more likely, huh?"
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"That you're a greedy little cocksucker or all my coke was stolen by Superman?"
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"- Batman. - I never said Batman!"
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"Enough!"
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"and I ain't gonna disappoint him."
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"- Frank... Frankie! - That's gotta be the worst fucking excuse"
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"I ever heard, Tre."
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"It's okay. We're cool. We're only gonna miss the trailers."
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"When we get in there, get Chris some popcorn."
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"- Yeah, that's fine. - Get him a Pepsi, and I'll have an Icee."
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"Mixed."
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"And a pack of Twizzlers."
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"The comic books had it wrong."
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"It didn't take a trauma or cosmic rays or a power ring to make a superhero."
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"Daddy, I'm scared."
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"Come on, Mindy, honey."
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"Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of."
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"- 700 miles an hour. - 700 miles an hour."
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"So at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure,"
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"but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest."
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"You're gonna be fine, baby doll."
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"You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a Glock."
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"- I wouldn't have been scared anyways. - That's my girl."
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"Again?"
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"Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back."
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"Yeah. And ice cream after."
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"Okay. Two more rounds."
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"Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae."
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"Good call, baby doll."
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"So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?"
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"You wanna get a dog?"
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"Yeah, a cuddly, fluffy one."
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"And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha."
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"I'm just fucking with you, Daddy."
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"Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife."
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"You always knock me for a loop."
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"- You know what? - What?"
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"- I'm gonna get you two. - Two?"
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"One balisong. Two balisong. That's what you get."
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""The observed of all observers quite, quite down!"
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""And I, of ladies most deject and wretched...""
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"I'll be honest,"
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"I called it preparation."
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"But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to argue."
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"All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself."
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"Fuck!"
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"but it was a start."
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"What the fuck are you looking at?"
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"- Nothing. - Get the fuck out of here."
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"What the fuck you looking at?"
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"I said, what the fuck are you looking at?"
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"Two cheap-shit losers screwing with a car"
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"- Say what? - Leave it be, man."
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"This motherfucker is obviously high."
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"I'm not high."
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"I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want."
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"Fuck this shit."
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"I came around for just long enough to beg the medic"
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"not to tell anybody about the costume."
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"He promised he wouldn't."
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"You look sharp. Look at all them buttons. Do your job. Open the fucking door."
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"Have a nice day."
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"- Good morning, Frank. - Hey, Joe, how you doing?"
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"- Great. - Want some coffee?"
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"Frank, we got a thing."
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