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Clips from One Day at a Time - Pride & Prejudice (S01E01)

"was them inside your dress."
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"Dare to dream."
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"Uh-oh..."
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"Why are you calling, Schneider? Is Alex hurt?"
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"You might have a two-hour head start, but I will hunt you down."
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"I was calling to let you know we checked into the hotel"
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"twelve minutes ahead of schedule. Hey, Ron."
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"Finn's mom is, what she calls, out-of-town single."
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"How's the hotel?"
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""His room is close to a fire escape"
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"and the nearest elevator was inspected on April 17th by an s. Balaban.""
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"Walk carefully. I mean, walk carefully. No one's running."
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"Ay, mi niña preciosa."
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"What's happening?"
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"You did?"
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"And I think it's beautiful."
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"Claro. And I accept it immediately, no questions asked."
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"Well, that is great."
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"Ms. Alvarez, you have the coolest family."
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"Maybe she's finally ready to hear that I'm a vegan."
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"I'm gonna Skype Carmen and tell her the awesome news."
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"I love my family!"
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"We love you, too."
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"Wait, so you're not okay with it?"
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"No, I am very upset."
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"Oh, thank god. I mean, thank god, Mami,"
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"that you're so honest with your feelings."
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"Yeah, I know you don't agree with them,"
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"And I'm just a narrow-minded homofallopian."
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"- You mean you're homophobic? - Ha! There is the judgment."
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"Look... I know you are cool with this,"
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"but you have to understand."
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"I am a religious woman."
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"I know, Mami."
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"It goes against god!"
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"Clearly."
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"And the pope represents god."
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"So what, am I going to go against the pope and god?"
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"Who the hell do I think I am?"
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"You just worked that out in ten seconds?"
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"Sí."
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"So, tell me, when is the parade?"
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"I'll check for intruders,"
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"put a safety lock on the toilet seat, and sweep for tuna."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- Ow! Okay. - Dibs on this bed."
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"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop."
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"Maybe it's time for bed."
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"It's six o'clock."
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"Yeah, Mr. Schneider, don't you wanna go hang out with the other parents?"
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"Finn, you little rascal that I don't trust."
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"- Who wants to play a game of I spy? - This guy!"
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"When I was three."
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"Jajaja. Qué funny."
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"Okay, I'll start."
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"something... That is clearly a fire hazard!"
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"Hey, Mr. Schneider, can you go get us some ice?"
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"Yeah, he does not look well."
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"I'll be back in a jiff. Everybody, stand under the sprinklers."
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"Ramona, thank you, thank you for meeting me!"
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"So great to see you."
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"Immersion therapy."
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"now that I know you hate us."
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"I don't hate gay people!"
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"Okay, I'm a mess."
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"I need some gay guidance."
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"- Let's just call it guidance. - Okay. That's good."
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"That's what I need, already. Okay?"
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"I'm feeling weird."
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"I'm feeling like if I knew more, I might feel better."
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"No! She always thought they were disgusting."
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"Okay."
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"If a girl she brings home is a friend or more?"
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"Oh..."
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"Is she gonna tell me the truth?"
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"I mean, do some of us have short hair? Sure."
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"Do we sometimes prefer practical, gender-neutral clothing?"
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"Does a perfect day involve going to candle-making class in our Subaru"
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"with a roof rack full of antiques?"
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"That's just solid American fun."
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"Okay. Now, I'm definitely more confused."
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"Look, you are raising a smart girl"
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"She's gonna have a full life and be okay."
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"- Thank you. That's good. - Good."
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"- Great. Mmm-hmm. - Great."
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"- You still feel weird. - I still feel weird!"
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"Mmm."
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"To see me in action."
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"- How would that help? - Honestly, I don't think it would,"
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"but I'm getting some serious eyes from that guapa over there."
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"I thought you were here to give me guidance."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can both wear dresses to the wedding,"
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"- it'll be fine. - Ramona!"
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"She's looking at you and biting her lower lip."
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"I gotta go."
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"Hey, parents."
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"I don't want to alarm you, but the kids may already be dead."
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"- What the hell you talking about? - What? What are you..."
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"I got locked out of the room and they're up there jumping on the beds."
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"Yeah, that's the magic of hotel rooms."
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"All they want to do is hang out in there."
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"Yeah, they get excited by tiny soaps and sewing kits."
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"Well, maybe I am overreacting."
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"Yes."
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"Oh, sorry. What can I say..."
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"Cubans are crazy about family."
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"Oh, you Cuban?"
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"Not by birth, but spiritually, I identify as Cuban."
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"That's why I've been so overprotective. It's what we do."
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"I think we have some trust issues because Castro and all of that."
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"You guys have calmed me down."
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"Maybe I was being a little suffocating."
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"I need to talk to you about your kids."
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"Drinking alone?"
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"This is a gay bar."
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"Yeah, but regular bars don't have $7 queen-a-coladas."
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"Mmm, tell me about it. This is my third bloody Gary."
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"I'm drinking alone 'cause I'm a monster..."
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"And monsters drink alone."
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"My daughter came out to me..."
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