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Clips from One Day at a Time - Pride & Prejudice (S01E01)

"And I am not totally okay with it."
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"And I hate myself for it."
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"so talk to me."
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"It's just that I'm ruining everything."
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"I want her to have the most perfect coming-out story."
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"Okay, so, gay people aren't magic."
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"I should be feeling really happy..."
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"That she feels comfortable enough to come out to me."
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"I always imagined that we would..."
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"How hot they are, how dumb they are."
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"The pregnancy scare."
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"I hold her hand while she pees on a stick."
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"We don't trust that stick, so she pees on a second stick."
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"It's not the same."
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"How long ago did your daughter come out?"
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"Thirty-six hours ago."
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"Thirty-six hours and you're not leading a pride parade?"
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"No, but my mom is."
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"So you're just not there yet."
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"This is a complete readjustment of how you see your daughter."
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"Trust me, she's been thinking about this for months or years."
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"You just found out."
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"You just need a little time... For your head to catch up."
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"I feel a thousand times better."
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"Thank you! Oh!"
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"Oh, this means so much coming from a super-hot gay guy."
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"I'm not gay."
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"I'm here with my brother. He's gay."
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"But now I'm good. And you will be, too."
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"Thank you."
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"I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize"
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"Somehow when I thought you hated the touch of women..."
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"I assumed it was okay."
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"Luckily, I was too distracted by how cute you are"
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"to hear anything you just said."
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"Can I see you again? Like, over dinner?"
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"I'm sorry, I think this is the first time"
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"I've been asked out, like, nine times in the past hour."
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"Hi, mom."
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"Hi! Wait."
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"It's 11:00 at night. You're supposed to be in San Diego. What happened?"
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"Nothing."
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"The boys stole two maid's carts and were racing them down the hallway!"
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"Not the point. I get it."
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"Fortunately, security found me before anything else happened."
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"Found you? You weren't with them?"
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"Get the water boards."
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"Wait, I don't understand. If he's okay, why didn't you just call?"
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"Because there's, like, a zero percent chance"
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"you would believe Alex was all right"
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"unless he was standing right in front of you."
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"You guys, I'm so sorry."
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"I mean, a maid's cart? More like death wagon."
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"Tiny soaps you can choke on."
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"And is that a clean toilet brush? I think not!"
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"Anyway, now you're gonna yell at me"
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"Just make it quick."
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"Aw..."
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"I got in your head."
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"I made you as overprotective and crazy as I am."
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"- Really? - Yeah, you're Cuban now."
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"But we only forgive once."
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"I'm really getting into saying y'all."
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"I'm like a little Southern belle."
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"Hi, Elena. Hi, Carmen!"
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"Hi, Ms. y'Alvarez."
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"Thank you, Carmen."
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"I'm just happy that Elena is such a strong young woman"
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"with a clear sense of herself."
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"And she has excellent taste in friends."
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"Compliments make me kind of queasy, so I'm gonna bounce."
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"I'm going to the rodeo tomorrow."
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"Hopefully, one of the clowns will get gored."
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"I love that little weirdo."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Am I? - Yeah, why?"
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"- What? - Yes."
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"Dish. Tell me everything!"
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"Okay, his name is Ben. I met him at a gay bar."
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"He was there with his brother, and he was super cute and easy to talk to,"
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"and then he wasn't gay. And then he asked me out!"
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"- Shut up! - I mean, who knows if he'll even call,"
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"Flirting, making a connection."
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"I can't wait for that."
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"It'll happen."
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"And I hope you'll keep me in the loop when it does."
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"Mmm."
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"So, here's a question. You and Carmen?"
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"Oh, no! We're just best friends."
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"Her boyfriend is miserable."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"It's Ben!"
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""It was so great meeting you. Best part of my night.""
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"- Should I text back? - No, no. Play it cool."
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"You play it cool. I'm texting back."
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"No, no, mom, you have to play hard to get!"
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"or something's about to happen in mine."
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"Some of my best friends are gay."
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"It's just that now that it's my daughter, it's different."
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"Focus, Schneider."
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"I learned a ton of interesting stuff."
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"Or we could talk about gaga instead."
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"I don't know, she's, like, a thousand years old."
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"Tons of monocles."
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"I bet he's gonna feel really weird about it."
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"Straighter."
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"That's great news!"
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"- What? - Why?"
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"You want to take him on a trip overnight to a strange city?"
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"All right. You think you got what it takes?"
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"Closer."
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"Oh!"
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"Ooh, I gotta run."
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"I'm gonna call my grandma."
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"And I'm sorry."
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"Because she is my granddaughter and I love her no matter what. Ya."
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"You know what might help you?"
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"But it's good to get an outsider's perspective."
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"This is a subject that I know a thing or two about,"
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