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Clips from One Day at a Time - Pride & Prejudice (S01E01)

"Crazy, right? I'm like a ghost."
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"- Wait, Alex knows, too? - Yeah."
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"But it hasn't affected him at all."
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"And I walked him through everything I know about lesbians."
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"So, Alex is cool, Elena is cool. Great. Great, great, great."
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"- You don't sound great. - I'm not great."
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"Can I admit something dark to you?"
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"When you eat Sushi, you sometimes imagine the fish screaming?"
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"I feel really weird about all this Elena stuff."
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"Whoa. Are you homophobic?"
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"No!"
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"I would never judge anyone based on their sexual orientation."
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"Yeah, that's actually not something..."
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"I know you're not supposed to say that!"
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"I hate that I feel weird about it, but I do."
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"When she finds out, you'll know,"
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"because she'll be on the roof"
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"And a cape."
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"Huh."
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"Okay, hey, sit down."
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"My advice?"
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"If you're feeling weird... hide it."
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"When I was 15, I told father I wanted to be a professional tap dancer."
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"Contributed to my drinking and drug problem."
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"Professional tap dancer?"
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"Oh, do you find that amusing?"
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"Because 15-year-old Schneider's drinking peach schnapps"
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"out of an unused tap shoe right now."
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"Oh, god, you're right."
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"My reaction could really affect Elena for the rest of her life."
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"She needs to think that I'm cool with everything"
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"because I don't want her to turn out like, no offense, you."
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"Schneider, you coming back to bed?"
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"Yeah, I do all right."
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"Yes, Penelope. That's the kind of friend I am."
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"Hi, Mami. She can't hear me."
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"There's my perfect daughter who I love so much,"
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"when people emphasize the importance of physical appearance."
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"the lesbian lifestyle and pop-culture website?"
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"- Really? - Yeah!"
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"Fun fact, did you know monocles had a huge following"
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"in the stylish lesbian circles of the early 20th century?"
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"If this is your way of telling me"
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"I'm gonna be really upset."
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"Is she a gay icon, or just a publicity monger?"
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"So you're probably not interested in what"
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"Mom, I get it. You're aggressively okay with my sexuality."
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"Dj abuelita over there?"
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"Oh, all right."
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"I'm worried about coming out to her."
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"Oh, really?"
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"You're not ready to have her follow you in the streets,"
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"ringing the shame bell?"
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"All she's talked about the past two weeks is my stupid dance with Josh."
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"Right. Ay."
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"Poor Josh. How's he gonna handle this?"
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"But that's understandable, right?"
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"I mean, he insisted on being my dance partner to show his support."
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"Awesome!"
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"I'm glad everyone is so cool and doesn't feel weird in any way at all."
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"You go, Josh!"
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"Ah! There are my beautiful niñas."
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"Elena, I'm doing the final tweaks on the quinces choreography,"
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"so I really want you to concentrate on your posture."
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"Head high, shoulders back."
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"Straighter."
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"Be as straight as you can be!"
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"Oh, my god, you guys."
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"I just got an e-mail from my baseball coach and..."
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"Him. He made the travel team."
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"Oh, man."
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"All those practices I took you to finally paid off."
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"I'm so pumped."
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"Travel team is the first step toward the big leagues."
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"Mom, when I get there, I'm buying you a house."
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"Aw. So sweet, honey."
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"But it won't be near my mansion."
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"No one wants their mom around when they're dating models."
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"Just being real with you."
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"You still have spider-man sheets."
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"Just being real with you."
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"But congratulations, papito!"
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"- That's terrible news. - Huh?"
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"There is no way he can join that team."
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"Those games are so far away, you have to spend the night."
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"I can't miss that much work."
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"Well, I probably can. Let me just check with my boss."
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"So... how about I take Alex to travel games?"
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"- What? - Just it's..."
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"You don't get it. It's not about you."
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"We're Cuban. We don't trust anyone,"
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"outside of blood, to look after our kids."
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"Come on. I think you're being a little unfair."
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"Bedtime?"
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"9:00 P.M. weekdays. 10:00 P.M., weekends."
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"Wrong. Red."
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"Mami, I got this."
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"Preferred sandwich, tuna or Turkey?"
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"Trick question. He's allergic to tuna,"
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"and as for a Turkey sandwich, he would quote, "rather drink a cup of barf.""
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"Look, I can send constant updates, drop GPS pins of his location."
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"I know a guy at the pet store, we could chip him."
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"Okay, fine."
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"But if my son comes back with even a little scratch on his head..."
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"I was in the army."
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"I don't know how to waterboard, 'cause they don't teach it..."
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"And... one, two, three, four..."
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"Five, six, seven, eight."
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"Point that toe... move the hips..."
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"Arms up..."
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"And pull her close."
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"Closer."
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"Ay, qué bien."
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"Unless I look away right now."
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"Oh... is that Andy Garcia?"
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"Oh, you are exchanging secret looks."
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"How am I going to keep you two lovebirds apart?"
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"This is giving me flashbacks of Tiana's quinces/baby shower."
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"Josh, you will be the envy of every boy at the quinces."
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"And, Elena, all of the girls will wish it"
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