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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I don't always stick him on the bench."
Hung (2009)
"And he's got the quality to start. He was a JV powerhouse."
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"No fun to be changing a tire out in the rain, right?"
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"Yeah, there probably is."
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"What? You know what this is?"
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"...and then you pretend there's a hair in the food."
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"Can't hit a home run every time."
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"...of really bad relationships. - So?"
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"...and what she wanted was more of a female fantasy."
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"Next time, make her feel like it's about her mind..."
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"She wants to book me again?"
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"Not really."
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"- Randall. - Randall."
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"- I'm gonna guess a career. - Yeah, that's right, a career."
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"I'm a book editor."
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"Really? I was a comparative-lit. Major."
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"Good books."
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"I really admire people like you."
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"I'm a total sellout."
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"I work for an ad department."
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"Thank you."
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"- A boyfriend? - Yeah."
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"It was so great to meet you."
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"She said she has a boyfriend."
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"She has a bruised heart. That's what she said in the interview."
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"- Men let her down. - Women let me down."
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"But my guess is, she was looking for a connection..."
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"She paid great."
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"What's wrong with a delicious buffet?"
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"That's not crab."
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"It's imitation crab."
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"It's cleaner and healthier."
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"- Safer for the environment. - Is the shrimp real?"
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"- Here. Just eat it. You'll like it. - Mom, even the hush puppies suck."
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"- Something wrong? - Nothing, Ron."
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"Here's the thing, kids. We're not made of money anymore."
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"Point is, we don't feel as rich. Not super rich like before."
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"Which brings us to the car."
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"... or benefit from her misfortune, but I had a little extra money for once."
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"Not a whole lot, but enough to hire a couple of guys to help me out..."
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"Twenty bucks each, and I didn't give a crap. Damn straight."
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"- All right, Damon. - Thank you."
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"So..."
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"Who would have guessed?"
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"When the kids brought up the car..."
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"If she doesn't love it next time, I'll do her for free."
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"Well, it certainly is generous of Tanya..."
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"Does anyone else have a final prototype they'd like to share?"
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"...perhaps some of you are ready for the next step."
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"That's right. If you are ready to believe in yourself..."
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"Now, who's ready to take that step?"
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"...for as long as I have, Tanya, nothing is surprising."
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"They can't get a fancy car like I have..."
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"I think most people wanted to take part two..."
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"What makes you so different, Tanya Skagle?"
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"Yeah, I recommend you go ahead and secure your space."
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"Sometimes part two in particular can fill up like a flash flood."
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"Well, I wanna sign up, it's just the class isn't cheap, right?"
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"...you can lead a horse to water, that sort of thing."
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"I should go meet him."
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"No, he gets cranky if I'm late."
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"We would have fun."
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"But, Randall, I have a boyfriend."
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"...he'd be stabbing his heart with a knife."
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"Oh, Doris."
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"Last call for strawberries."
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"Oh, no thanks. All yours."
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"- Like how? - Well..."
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"That's so nice."
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"You know..."
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"Well..."
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"I love you."
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"Then why don't I believe you?"
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"Look, I just can't help but wonder..."
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"Okay, that didn't go so well."
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"What do you think? What should we do?"
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"We don't wanna see her with all those drugs and tubes, do we?"
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"No, we don't."
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"But, Ron..."
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"...and I really, really think it's because of Doris."
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"We're gonna do the right thing, Jess."
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"Would you not be so paranoid?"
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"- She paid me? - Yeah, she didn't wanna stiff you."
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"Bummer, right? She would have made a great repeat customer."
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"See? She threw me off my game."
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"I really think this is gonna help me with my leadership skills."
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"- Okay. - Lf possible."
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"I'm perfectly fine."
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"I'll sit for a moment."
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"No, thank you, on the tea."
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"All right, what you might be sensing, Tanya..."
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"I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm a bachelor."
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"Now, we can be friends, sure, but I cannot muddy the water."
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"- I'm sorry. - My God, you're 100 years old."
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"- You're just not my type. I can't help that. - Fuck you!"
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"- Get out! Fuck you! - This is not productive."
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"And we did a brave thing."
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"And the least expensive thing."
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"Maybe it's the economy."
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"Sweetheart, don't call me so late if you're not in the hospital."
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"This is Ray. I lost my old phone in the fire..."
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"... so make sure and leave your number."
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"Ray? Where are you?"
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"She didn't even know I called you."
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"The money."
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"Hey, I'm just being honest."
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"That's supposed to inspire me?"
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"You're my first out."
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"That's why they call me a happiness consultant."
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"How's he gonna improve when you always stick him on the bench?"
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"Not once have you made him a starting player."
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"This isn't JV. No offense, ma'am, but Lamar is a sophomore."
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"I think he's got a great shot, but..."
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"His brother was the same way. You didn't want him to start..."
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"- Lf he hadn't broken his leg... - Excuse me..."
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"...but we're gonna have to continue this conversation later."
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"Thanks for your interest."
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"Need some help?"
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"No, not really. I know how to do it. Thanks, though."
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"I mean..."
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