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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"...not unless you're some sort of expert."
Hung (2009)
"I'm not an expert, but I'd be glad to help you."
Hung (2009)
"If you were some fat-ass truck driver, I might have kept driving."
Hung (2009)
"I think there's a compliment deep in there somewhere."
Hung (2009)
"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"You hungry?"
Hung (2009)
"There's a little café up the road. You wanna get some lunch?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"She didn't like it."
Hung (2009)
"Nobody else complained. They think I've done a fucking excellent job."
Hung (2009)
"Would you try to understand the customer? The customer is always first."
Hung (2009)
"Lenore said this woman has had a string..."
Hung (2009)
"So what happened was more of a male fantasy..."
Hung (2009)
"- More female? - Yeah, well, that's the way it goes."
Hung (2009)
"- She's our third customer. - I thought I was supposed to fuck her."
Hung (2009)
"...not just her body."
Hung (2009)
"Yeah, she wants a rewrite."
Hung (2009)
"She'll pay for it."
Hung (2009)
"You mean a do-over?"
Hung (2009)
"You need any help?"
Hung (2009)
"You know, I realize..."
Hung (2009)
"...I don't even know your name. - Jemma. Yours?"
Hung (2009)
"And do you have a career or a job?"
Hung (2009)
"What kind of career?"
Hung (2009)
"What kind of books?"
Hung (2009)
"I go for quality. I don't give a shit if it's a bestseller."
Hung (2009)
"I go for the kind of arty books that move readers."
Hung (2009)
"That's great, Randall. I really..."
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"But, you know, at least I get to meet people like you..."
Hung (2009)
"...who follow their dreams."
Hung (2009)
"Do you wanna go to a movie sometime?"
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"Part of me would love to, but I do have a boyfriend."
Hung (2009)
"I should go meet him now."
Hung (2009)
"- What do you mean? Now? - Actually, it is now. I'm sorry."
Hung (2009)
"It's..."
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"- Yeah. - Thanks for fixing my flat. That was sweet."
Hung (2009)
"My pleasure."
Hung (2009)
"He probably doesn't exist. Don't you get it?"
Hung (2009)
"But we're not talking about you. You're not paying."
Hung (2009)
"She wanted to meet you by the side of the road."
Hung (2009)
"...at least for a few moments."
Hung (2009)
"...and wondering if it might be destiny."
Hung (2009)
"- Barf. - Could you stop snorting with derision?"
Hung (2009)
"Fine, I'll pretend I'm madly in love with this freak."
Hung (2009)
"You might not get another chance. She might not call again."
Hung (2009)
"Okay, fine. It's no skin off our back. We'll find somebody else."
Hung (2009)
"Why did Ronnie choose this place? It's really dingy."
Hung (2009)
"There's no such thing as fake shrimp, Darb."
Hung (2009)
"That's a swan."
Hung (2009)
"Oh, well, it's not that big of a deal."
Hung (2009)
"It just means that sometimes we eat at the steakhouse..."
Hung (2009)
"...and other times at the $3.99 buffet."
Hung (2009)
"- We shake it up. - No more luxuries."
Hung (2009)
"- That's what we're trying to say. - Important luxuries..."
Hung (2009)
"Come on, Ronnie."
Hung (2009)
"We're still rich. We're just not as rich."
Hung (2009)
"But you still have some money?"
Hung (2009)
"We lost a lot of money in the stock market."
Hung (2009)
"Times are tough. We just happened to land in the danger zone."
Hung (2009)
"Okay, but we don't have to call it the danger zone. It's a temporary setback."
Hung (2009)
"Besides, all that money was on paper anyway."
Hung (2009)
"- So it's all in your mind? - I wish."
Hung (2009)
"It's not that I wanted to compete with Jessica..."
Hung (2009)
"Go on, tell us how it is, Darb."
Hung (2009)
"Here you go, pal. All right, how's the steak?"
Hung (2009)
"- Cooked them pretty good, huh? - It's good, Dad."
Hung (2009)
"...Ronnie lost a lot of money, huh?"
Hung (2009)
"Boy, your mom must be real disappointed."
Hung (2009)
"Yeah."
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"Ronnie was a real rock."
Hung (2009)
"Yeah, well, he's not gonna buy us a car anymore."
Hung (2009)
"What do you care?"
Hung (2009)
"Why don't you just get Hammer to drive you around?"
Hung (2009)
"Damon, why are you so up his butt?"
Hung (2009)
"I felt bold. The twins were turning 16."
Hung (2009)
"...just because Ronnie can't buy you a car doesn't mean I can't."
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"We gotta up our game, Tanya."
Hung (2009)
"I don't think you're capable of understanding her."
Hung (2009)
"Jemma strikes me as highly complex."
Hung (2009)
"I just promised my kids a car."
Hung (2009)
"This is my version of a preacher cookie."
Hung (2009)
"Preacher cookies get their name from the idea..."
Hung (2009)
"...that if a preacher knocks on your door unexpectedly..."
Hung (2009)
"...you can cook these up in a few minutes."
Hung (2009)
"And my inspiration was to put a little piece of psalm inside each one."
Hung (2009)
"Maybe to attract a church market."
Hung (2009)
"...to host our gathering and bake us a sample, isn't it?"
Hung (2009)
"And even though our class is officially ending..."
Hung (2009)
"...and your abilities on a whole new level..."
Hung (2009)
"...it's time to sign up for How to Become a Millionaire part two."
Hung (2009)
"Who has the courage?"
Hung (2009)
"When you've been in the business of money creation..."
Hung (2009)
"It's as if their brain has polio..."
Hung (2009)
"...and they're trapped in an iron lung of the mind, see?"
Hung (2009)
"They can't become millionaires."
Hung (2009)
"...because, essentially, they can't make the leap upstairs mentally."
Hung (2009)
"...but they couldn't afford it."
Hung (2009)
"Touché."
Hung (2009)
"- Now, do you have your checkbook? - My checkbook?"
Hung (2009)
"...that I might wanna take part two next time."
Hung (2009)
"Well, then why did you say, "Count me in?""
Hung (2009)
"It's not what I recommend, but..."
Hung (2009)
"That's just how I like to roll with the books in my area."
Hung (2009)
"You wanna go to a movie sometime?"
Hung (2009)
"A part of me would love to, but I have a fiancé."
Hung (2009)
"You know, maybe I'm mistaken..."
Hung (2009)
"...but I think you'd have a lot more fun if you stayed here."
Hung (2009)
"- Fun? - Yeah."
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"You know, we could have a great time together."
Hung (2009)
"- What are you trying to say, exactly? - That we..."
Hung (2009)
"It came out wrong. But I'm not an asshole."
Hung (2009)
"- Just listen. - You're rude."
Hung (2009)
"I just..."
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"Are you gonna make another inappropriate pass at me?"
Hung (2009)
"Not a pass. I just wish that..."
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"...in some crazy, long-shot version of this universe..."
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"...that you would stay here with me..."
Hung (2009)
"No, I respect that."
Hung (2009)
"And I respectfully don't care."
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