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Clips from Community (2009) - Repilot (S05E05)

but I still got one thing deep down inside

"but I still got one thing deep down inside"

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That was all I had.

"That was all I had."

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* Give me some rope *

"* Give me some rope *"

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ranked America's number two community college

"ranked America's number two community college"

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by GreendaleCommunityCollege.Com.

"by GreendaleCommunityCollege.Com."

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I told you you'd be back.

"I told you you'd be back."

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Shut up, Leonard. I'm not here.

"Shut up, Leonard. I'm not here."

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How would I go about getting records

"How would I go about getting records"

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for certain alumni?

"for certain alumni?"

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Why would you think a stranger

"Why would you think a stranger"

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could just walk in here and do that?

"could just walk in here and do that?"

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- You're, uh, Rita. - Rhonda.

"- You're, uh, Rita. - Rhonda."

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I've always regretted not telling you

"I've always regretted not telling you"

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how much you remind me of my aunt.

"how much you remind me of my aunt."

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I have a very attractive aunt.

"I have a very attractive aunt."

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Rhonda, why are you wearing Jeff Winger's...

"Rhonda, why are you wearing Jeff Winger's..."

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Jeffrey.

"Jeffrey."

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Are you, uh, looking for your friends?

"Are you, uh, looking for your friends?"

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They don't go here anymore.

"They don't go here anymore."

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Maybe you're looking for somebody

"Maybe you're looking for somebody"

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that was in front of you the whole time, just a pitch.

"that was in front of you the whole time, just a pitch."

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for a certain alumni.

"for a certain alumni."

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In the midst of all this Marvin Humphries business,

"In the midst of all this Marvin Humphries business,"

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You're here to save me, aren't you?

"You're here to save me, aren't you?"

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- Yes. - Oh.

"- Yes. - Oh."

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I thought I might contact alumni

"I thought I might contact alumni"

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to form a committee...

"to form a committee..."

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- Working title. - Jeffrey, I'm gonna cry.

"- Working title. - Jeffrey, I'm gonna cry."

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- Please don't. - Request denied.

"- Please don't. - Request denied."

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Rhonda will let you in the records room.

"Rhonda will let you in the records room."

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it was closed for sentimental reasons.

"it was closed for sentimental reasons."

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And asbestos reasons, but it's clean as a whistle now.

"And asbestos reasons, but it's clean as a whistle now."

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Come on. Where's Humphries?

"Come on. Where's Humphries?"

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I see your value now.

"I see your value now."

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- Abed, why? - "I see your value now."

"- Abed, why? - "I see your value now.""

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It's a callback to when we met first season.

"It's a callback to when we met first season."

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And me calling years "seasons" is a callback

"And me calling years "seasons" is a callback"

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to my first season dialogue, and me calling...

"to my first season dialogue, and me calling..."

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The Dean called me about the Save Greendale Committee.

"The Dean called me about the Save Greendale Committee."

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- Oh, no. Who else did he call? - Just me. I called everyone else.

"- Oh, no. Who else did he call? - Just me. I called everyone else."

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Jeffrey!

"Jeffrey!"

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Jeff!

"Jeff!"

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- Is that cool? - It's the coolest.

"- Is that cool? - It's the coolest."

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Jeff, if you wanted to save Greendale,

"Jeff, if you wanted to save Greendale,"

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why didn't you call us first?

"why didn't you call us first?"

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and I figured you had careers to get started.

"and I figured you had careers to get started."

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- Yeah, working hard. - Ah, yes.

"- Yeah, working hard. - Ah, yes."

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What have they done to our home?

"What have they done to our home?"

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The table's buried.

"The table's buried."

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Jeff made us a family.

"Jeff made us a family."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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We could repilot it.

"We could repilot it."

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This could be like Scrubs season nine,

"This could be like Scrubs season nine,"

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a revamp, a do-over.

"a revamp, a do-over."

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Jeff could come back to Greendale as a teacher.

"Jeff could come back to Greendale as a teacher."

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I'm not gonna be a teacher, Abed. That's lame.

"I'm not gonna be a teacher, Abed. That's lame."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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Sit in your chair. Complete the table.

"Sit in your chair. Complete the table."

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We want to help you save Greendale.

"We want to help you save Greendale."

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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Greendale! Greendale! Greendale!

"Greendale! Greendale! Greendale!"

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I got to go to the bathroom.

"I got to go to the bathroom."

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Mm, give him space. Repiloting can be intense.

"Mm, give him space. Repiloting can be intense."

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New people show up.

"New people show up."

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Regulars shift roles or even fall away.

"Regulars shift roles or even fall away."

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Season nine of Scrubs, Zach Braff was only in the first six episodes.

"Season nine of Scrubs, Zach Braff was only in the first six episodes."

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That son of a bitch.

"That son of a bitch."

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After everything scrubs did for him?

"After everything scrubs did for him?"

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Vision boarding.

"Vision boarding."

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Dean, I have to warn you about something,

"Dean, I have to warn you about something,"

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because it's the right thing to do.

"because it's the right thing to do."

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that says "Humphries" on it?

"that says "Humphries" on it?"

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Okay, the press has been calling about Humphries,

"Okay, the press has been calling about Humphries,"

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and I didn't want any details about his enrollment here

"and I didn't want any details about his enrollment here"

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to be spun against us,

"to be spun against us,"

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so now there are no details.

"so now there are no details."

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Oh, ooh. That was his thesis.

"Oh, ooh. That was his thesis."

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Okay! So sue me!

"Okay! So sue me!"

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This ain't Harvard, Jeffrey.

"This ain't Harvard, Jeffrey."

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Okay, my job is

"Okay, my job is"

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to give a certain number of degrees per year,

"to give a certain number of degrees per year,"

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And that would be bad because...

"And that would be bad because..."

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Ah, because then I wouldn't have a job.

"Ah, because then I wouldn't have a job."

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And, you know, Greendale is a good place for good people.

"And, you know, Greendale is a good place for good people."

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That whole spiel, huh?

"That whole spiel, huh?"

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That whole spiel.

"That whole spiel."

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Wingblade. Shock me by impressing me.

"Wingblade. Shock me by impressing me."

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- He shredded Humphries. - What?

"- He shredded Humphries. - What?"

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I told you! How could you let this happen?

"I told you! How could you let this happen?"

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Sir, I have to ask you to leave the concierge desk.

"Sir, I have to ask you to leave the concierge desk."

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I am screwed!

"I am screwed!"

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My wife left. My girlfriend dumped me.

"My wife left. My girlfriend dumped me."

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And they're sisters, so now the whole family's pissed.

"And they're sisters, so now the whole family's pissed."

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Letters of intent, engagement, everything. Multiple copies.

"Letters of intent, engagement, everything. Multiple copies."

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Winger, you just lost our client!

"Winger, you just lost our client!"

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Yeah. But I can create five new ones.

"Yeah. But I can create five new ones."

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It's so dusty. Let's get this off the table.

"It's so dusty. Let's get this off the table."

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And that's the Winger guarantee.

"And that's the Winger guarantee."

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Okay, maybe we should bring strong fundraising ideas...

"Okay, maybe we should bring strong fundraising ideas..."

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- That aren't bake sales... - Hey.

"- That aren't bake sales... - Hey."

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Or opening a zoo where the humans are in cages

"Or opening a zoo where the humans are in cages"

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and the animals come to visit.

"and the animals come to visit."

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Are you okay, Jeff? You left kind of freaked out.

"Are you okay, Jeff? You left kind of freaked out."

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I can't stop thinking this school might be in trouble

"I can't stop thinking this school might be in trouble"

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Sometimes a student will claim, in court,

"Sometimes a student will claim, in court,"

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that their school ruined their life,

"that their school ruined their life,"

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and they'll win.

"and they'll win."

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Think like the enemy.

"Think like the enemy."

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It didn't. I love hospital administration.

"It didn't. I love hospital administration."

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- Is that your job? - Well...not yet.

"- Is that your job? - Well...not yet."

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like these.

"like these."

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Pen?

"Pen?"

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They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals.

"They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals."

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They invented fibromyalgia

"They invented fibromyalgia"

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I push pens, Britta.

"I push pens, Britta."

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Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market?

"Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market?"

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- Depressed? - I'm on sabbatical.

"- Depressed? - I'm on sabbatical."

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You're jewish?

"You're jewish?"

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I'm doing hands-on research about the psychology of alcoholism.

"I'm doing hands-on research about the psychology of alcoholism."

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