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Clips from Community (2009) - Repilot (S05E05)

"You're a bartender, aren't you?"
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"Which is basically like a modern-day therapist."
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"If somebody tells me about a murder,"
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"I can't tell anyone."
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"What about you?"
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"Abed's working on the next billion-dollar social media app."
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"And when it takes off, all I got to do is sue him."
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"It's fool-proof."
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"Didn't get any work with your four-year film degree?"
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"- Still haven't been paid. - I'll cut you a check tomorrow,"
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"Creative differences."
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"I asked you to put the phone number on the screen."
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"It's the number of my business."
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"It sounds fake. How can every number start with 555?"
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"Are there only 10,000 numbers?"
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"Abed, you quit?"
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"You said you got fired."
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"You haven't paid the rent of our apartment in two months."
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"Well, why don't you sell him a pill that will help him give up on his dreams?"
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"Relaxabrex doesn't make you give up on your dreams."
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"That's a side effect."
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"At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped"
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"- Oh, it's okay... - Oh, I'm sorry..."
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"Andre left again."
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"He's staying with family."
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"He took the boys. He took the dog."
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"He took the D.V.R."
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"166 episodes of Bones just gone."
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"It was my fault this time."
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"I cheated on him"
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"with Shirley's Sandwiches."
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"Okay."
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"Well, just so you know,"
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"this is the sort of stuff that someone could use"
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"to make a claim against a school."
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"I have to go to the bathroom again."
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"While I'm gone,"
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"I want you to think about what I said"
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"as an exercise."
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"Do you guys feel weird about doing this without..."
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"Magnitude?"
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"Who are you flipping?"
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"My friends,"
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"which I created."
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"Ohh."
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"Classic Winger."
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"I forgot what it was like to be good at being bad."
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"So just close the deal and bring it home to daddy, eh?"
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"Oh, sorry, Alan. Change of daddies."
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"I'll take it from here."
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"No, no, but it's my case."
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"Humphries was your case."
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"Jeff..."
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"- You're scaring me. - Good."
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"Guys like you should be more scared."
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"because real monsters have shame,"
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"You're not worth the monologue."
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"- Give me your tie. - What?"
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"No monologue for you. Give me your tie."
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"That's for making me go to this school."
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"That's for making the last four years happen."
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"I failed my husband. I failed my kids."
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"I've failed Bones."
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"I'm helping to hook a whole new batch of little Annies on Adderall."
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"I've been spending so much time with computers,"
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"your tears are just ones and zeroes to me."
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"Yeah, you were a real Hallmark card before."
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"I'm much sadder than the rest of you."
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"I will figure out why later."
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"Jeff, full disclosure..."
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"Our lives are worse than the day we got here."
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"to arrive at all by yourselves."
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"- Are you sure? - Yes."
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"And we've come to a decision as a group,"
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"and please don't judge us for suggesting it."
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"What? Are you nuts?"
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"Greendale! Greendale!"
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"- Chang? - Kevin?"
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"Chang. I've dropped the amnesia thing,"
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"copped to my crimes, and went to jail."
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"Now I'm on work release."
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"- Working as what? - Math teacher."
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"Next, explain the pajamas."
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"See this?"
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"This won't let me travel 100 yards from this,"
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"and this only has a 30-yard cord,"
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"Whatever. You do the math."
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"- You said you teach math. - Exactly. I teach it. You do it."
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"Chang was faking his Changnesia?"
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"They seriously rehired a teacher"
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"they fired for trying to burn down the school?"
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"After being rehired as a security guard"
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"That's insane, and I'm Abed."
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"Worse than insane. Irresponsible."
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"- Evil. - I don't believe in evil."
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"But this school clearly got a finger up its butt as a child."
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"This place ruins lives."
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"then what could we possibly do about it?"
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"Make 'em dance, Winger."
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"Ew, Jeff, what's your evil old legal Nemesis doing here?"
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"Nemesis?"
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"No, we were partners again"
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"until I lost my usefulness."
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"Tell 'em how it took you 30 minutes"
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"to make them think they wanted to sue their own school."
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"Sorry."
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"Anyway, I'll leave you to pick up these pieces."
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"I'm gonna go score some blow."
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"My dealer's a gym teacher here."
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"I never lied to you."
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"you were an eclectic anarchist."
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"How did you become the group's airhead?"
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"Thank you?"
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"And, Shirley, you've gone from an independent divorcee"
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"to a bankrupt fry cook hoping for a call from her husband."
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"Troy, your entire identity has been consumed"
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"by your relationship with another man."
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"You found my Clive Owen Tumblr."
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"And what happened to Annie the Unstoppable Go-getter?"
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"Well, there was that gas leak last year."
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