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Clips from Futurama - A Fishful of Dollars (S01E01)

"Sorry!"
Futurama
"Good morning, class."
Futurama
"Ancient Egyptian algebra."
Futurama
"You say they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?"
Futurama
"That's awful! It's like brainwashing."
Futurama
"But not in dreams. No, sirree."
Futurama
"We just need to draw attention away from the eye area."
Futurama
"I can't let you open the package."
Futurama
"Unless ... . Do you take Visa?"
Futurama
"-Discover card? -Sorry, we don't take Discover."
Futurama
"They advertise things nobody can afford."
Futurama
"ANNOUNCER: Mom, Iove, and screen door are trademarks of Mom Corp."
Futurama
"-I'm boned! -Freeze, scuzzbot!"
Futurama
"78, 79, 79.50 ... ."
Futurama
"Maybe my account's still open."
Futurama
"All right!"
Futurama
"... that comes to 4.3 billion dollars."
Futurama
"I know Fry's rich, but do we have to wear these hats?"
Futurama
"FRY: Pizza dinner on me! GROUP: All right!"
Futurama
"Just keep the tab under 50 million dollars."
Futurama
"You know, those little headless fish."
Futurama
"Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all!"
Futurama
"We kept saying, One more can't hurt, and then they were gone. We're sorry!"
Futurama
"I know you spent a lot of money, but it's awfully primitive."
Futurama
"-Sold! -Yes!"
Futurama
"Why would you pay $1 0,000 for his skeleton?"
Futurama
"-30. No, 40! -50,000!"
Futurama
"-Are you crazy? It's a can of fish. -Don't tell me how to spend my money."
Futurama
"One jillion dollars!"
Futurama
"In that case, 50 million."
Futurama
"What a class act! Sold!"
Futurama
"ANNOUNCER: Do you remember when cookies..."
Futurama
"[KNOCKING]"
Futurama
"LEELA: Fry, are you there?"
Futurama
"I could if you hadn't shut off the stereo."
Futurama
"But we're your friends, and we live here in the year 3000."
Futurama
"I'm a thing."
Futurama
"Just leave me alone."
Futurama
"Fry, please!"
Futurama
"Mercy me. What a day."
Futurama
"Walt! Cream soda!"
Futurama
"No one messes with Mom."
Futurama
"[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]"
Futurama
"As you know, one of the cornerstones of my empire ..."
Futurama
"That'll be easy, thanks to the nice people ..."
Futurama
"Remember your PIN number?"
Futurama
"It's the price of a pizza and soda--"
Futurama
"LARRY: We're here to tighten your drains."
Futurama
"[SLAPPING]"
Futurama
"No. You only dreamed you were in the year 3000."
Futurama
"Your motivation is you're back in 2000 and your head's still on your body ..."
Futurama
"Hey, look. Anchovies."
Futurama
"I'll have a cheese pizza and a large ... ."
Futurama
"Cheese and a--"
Futurama
"Thanks a billion!"
Futurama
"I'm so glad I'm awake now and you're here."
Futurama
"So you care about us?"
Futurama
"You only care about anchovies and stuffy old songs about buttocks."
Futurama
"Goodbye!"
Futurama
"I've got nothing left."
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"What? Listen, you little bastard!"
Futurama
"I control the robot-oil business! I won't let you ruin me!"
Futurama
"... so I can share the food I love with the people I like."
Futurama
"-Dumb ass. -What a nice lady!"
Futurama
"Get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted."
Futurama
"More! More!"
Futurama
"[SQUEAKING]"
Futurama
"Ahh! I can't take it anymore! They've been at it for hours!"
Futurama
"Give it a rest, you two!"
Futurama
"[SNORES]"
Futurama
"What a nightmare!"
Futurama
"Mr. Fry, are those your underpants?"
Futurama
"Young man, it's time you learned a lesson ..."
Futurama
"... about Lightspeed-brand briefs."
Futurama
"...or having fun."
Futurama
"Lightspeed. Style and comfort for the discriminating crotch."
Futurama
"Oh! What a weird dream. I'll never get back to sleep."
Futurama
"-Of course. -How is that possible?"
Futurama
"The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg."
Futurama
"Although in reality, it's not liquid, but gamma radiation."
Futurama
"-Weren't there ads in your time? -Well, sure. But not in our dreams."
Futurama
"Only on TV and radio, and in magazines ..."
Futurama
"... and movies, and at ball games and on buses ..."
Futurama
"... and milk cartons, and bananas and written in the sky."
Futurama
"Quit squawking. Nobody's forcing you to buy anything."
Futurama
"We all have commercials in our dreams."
Futurama
"We don't run off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices."
Futurama
"Care to sample our fragrance from Calvin Clone?"
Futurama
"[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
Futurama
"-And you, sir? -No, thanks--"
Futurama
"COSMETOLOGIST: What a lovely face!"
Futurama
"[GROANS]"
Futurama
"Cool!"
Futurama
"Can I try these on?"
Futurama
"But you can try on the demo pair."
Futurama
"Ooh! Ho, ho, ho."
Futurama
"$30, please."
Futurama
"$30! I can't afford that."
Futurama
"-American Express? -600 years."
Futurama
"Hey! You buying Lightspeeds? Pretty ritzy."
Futurama
"[MUSIC PLAYS]"
Futurama
"Quiet! There's an ad coming on."
Futurama
"Hello, shoppers. It's me, Mom."
Futurama
"Who's the rocker jockey?"
Futurama
"It's Mom, the world's most huggable industrialist."
Futurama
"When my robots start to squeak like an old screen door..."
Futurama
"... that's when I reach for a can of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil."
Futurama
"BENDER: Tasty."
Futurama
"And remember, Mom's oil is made with 10% more love..."
Futurama
"... than the next leading brand."
Futurama
"[BENDER SQUEAKS]"
Futurama
"Sounds like you could use a little of that oil."
Futurama
"There's obviously been some sort of a mistake here."
Futurama
"I'm sure there's--"
Futurama
"[CANS FALLING]"
Futurama
"That is, I'm sure there's ..."
Futurama
"... a very reasonable ... ."
Futurama
"Do we have enough money to pay Bender's fine?"
Futurama
"Crud! We're 50 cents short."
Futurama
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