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Clips from Futurama - A Fishful of Dollars (S01E01)

"We don't have your retina scan, fingerprint or colonic map on file."
Futurama
"I did open the account over 1 000 years ago. What about my ATM card?"
Futurama
"Remember your PIN number?"
Futurama
"It's the price of a pizza and soda where I used to work, Pinucci's Pizza."
Futurama
"Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents."
Futurama
"And at 2 percent interest over a period of 1 000 years ..."
Futurama
"[HYPERVENTILATES]"
Futurama
"I haven't got all day. What kind of pizza you guys want?"
Futurama
"We'll have one with everything but anchovies."
Futurama
"And one with my all-time favorite, anchovies."
Futurama
"Invalid selection. What are you talking about?"
Futurama
"I'm sorry, Fry, but the anchovy has been extinct since the 2200s."
Futurama
"-What?! -Oh, my, yes. Fished to death."
Futurama
"I'm not on trial here."
Futurama
"They're salty and oily, and they melt in your mouth--"
Futurama
"I wish I could show you how great they were."
Futurama
"I'm rich, but I can't buy back things I miss from the 20th century."
Futurama
"Maybe you're forgetting how rich you are."
Futurama
"Huh? Huh?"
Futurama
"What do you think?"
Futurama
"The floors are made of such hard wood."
Futurama
"What's wrong?"
Futurama
"Besides causing eye cancer, they had a lousy, low-definition picture."
Futurama
"True. On this TV, I bet you couldn't even make out my obscene tattoo."
Futurama
"That's cute."
Futurama
"I just don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson?"
Futurama
"-I have an idea for a sitcom. -Leave him alone, Leela."
Futurama
"So he's going wacko with his money. It's okay."
Futurama
"You're just saying that because he bought you that antique robot toy."
Futurama
"Now our final item. This unopened can ..."
Futurama
"Anchovies!"
Futurama
"The last known can in existence, guaranteed fresh and edible."
Futurama
"-1 5,000! -20!"
Futurama
"[MURMURING]"
Futurama
"-50. Going once, twice-- WOMAN: 75,000."
Futurama
"Oh, my God, it's Mom! I've never seen her in person before."
Futurama
"1 00,000!"
Futurama
"You can't bid against Mom."
Futurama
"She's the richest person in the world."
Futurama
"And she's so adorable."
Futurama
"Well, I suppose I could go as high as ... 300,000!"
Futurama
"-500! -Oh, mercy be. A million."
Futurama
"-Two. Fourteen. -Six."
Futurama
"I can see the nice young man really wants those little fish."
Futurama
"Nevertheless, I'll bid 23 million."
Futurama
"Sir, that's not a number."
Futurama
"Well, boys. Your old mother knows when she's been beat."
Futurama
"You win, young man. I tip my bonnet to you."
Futurama
"MAN: Isn't she sweet?"
Futurama
"To the gentleman who bought every item in today's auction."
Futurama
"CROWD: Boo!"
Futurama
"Now for some good old 20th-century TV."
Futurama
"Ahh!"
Futurama
"Oh, those were the days."
Futurama
"Remember when women couldn't vote..."
Futurama
"...and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses?"
Futurama
"Petridge Farm remembers."
Futurama
"You haven't been to work in days. What are you doing?"
Futurama
"Sitting right here. I picked up my life where I left off 1 000 years ago."
Futurama
"[SIR MIX-A-LOT'S BABY GOT BACK PLAYS]"
Futurama
"This isn't healthy. You're living in the past."
Futurama
"I'm rich. I can live whenever I want."
Futurama
"Now, are you gonna come to the squid fight with us ..."
Futurama
"... or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?"
Futurama
"Junk? Maybe you can't understand this ..."
Futurama
"... but I finally found what I need to be happy. Things, not friends."
Futurama
"[KNOCKING]"
Futurama
"My ponytail's caught in the door."
Futurama
"I don't need them."
Futurama
"I have my antique videos and my bucket of fossilized KFC ..."
Futurama
"... and 50 million dollars worth of anchovies."
Futurama
"Could you shut the door, Edner dear? I think I feel a draft coming on."
Futurama
"Holy crap! That bastard's itchy!"
Futurama
"Right away. Larry, get your mother a cream soda."
Futurama
"But Mom said--"
Futurama
"-What's wrong, Mommy? -It's those damned anchovies!"
Futurama
"That dirtbag Fry must know their secret."
Futurama
"And I won't rest until I get my hands on them."
Futurama
"Quiet, you!"
Futurama
"Think of it. Ten billion robots ..."
Futurama
"You don't have to do the math to know that's a buttload of oil!"
Futurama
"Can I wear your suit?"
Futurama
"-No, Edner! Put that down! -Oh."
Futurama
"What's oil have to do with anchovies?"
Futurama
"One drop of the anchovy's natural oil ..."
Futurama
"... would lubricate 1 0 robots permanently."
Futurama
"It's a shame they're extinct."
Futurama
"Thank you, Walt."
Futurama
"If anyone ever got hold of anchovy DNA ..."
Futurama
"... they could stick the oil-making gene ..."
Futurama
"... in a bunch of Third-World kids, and bam!"
Futurama
"Cheap, effective robot oil."
Futurama
"Enough to put dear old Mom out of business."
Futurama
"My God! This Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order."
Futurama
"[THEME FROM SANFORD AND SON PLAYS]"
Futurama
"MAN: Esther, you ugly!"
Futurama
"We have only one option."
Futurama
"We'll bankrupt Mr. Fry so he'll have to sell the anchovies to us!"
Futurama
"Mother, you are one clever old skag."
Futurama
"And don't you forget it."
Futurama
"But how do we get Fry's money out of the bank?"
Futurama
"... at Mom's Old Fashioned Video Surveillance Unit."
Futurama
"It's the price of a pizza and soda where I used to work, Pinucci's Pizza."
Futurama
"-You know what needs to be done. -What?"
Futurama
"Get his PIN number, you idiots!"
Futurama
"Now I'm off to some charity B.S. for knocked-up teenage sluts."
Futurama
"WALT: Mr. Fry, it's those three plumbers you called for."
Futurama
"I didn't order any--"
Futurama
"Quick! Give him the tranquilizer!"
Futurama
"Wake up, Mr. Fry."
Futurama
"Where am l?"
Futurama
"You're in the good old year 2000, working at Pinucci's Pizza."
Futurama
"You fell asleep on the job."
Futurama
"That sounds like me. But I thought I got frozen."
Futurama
"Wasn't I in the future?"
Futurama
"You are? Did you grow a mustache since last night?"
Futurama
"I said, I think I hear a customer coming!"
Futurama
"Oh, hurry. I want to get back to the head museum."
Futurama
"Don't worry. This won't take long."
Futurama
"... and you want a cheese pizza."
Futurama
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