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Clips from Police Academy (1984)

"- Police academy or jail. - Will I get my own squad car?"
Police Academy (1984)
"You'll get 14 weeks of academy training and discipline..."
Police Academy (1984)
"Fourteen weeks."
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"They can throw you out."
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"But you can't quit."
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"If you quit, you're back in jail. And that's the deal."
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"- Can I bring a friend? - Who?"
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"Monsignor Larvell Jones. He's my personal physician."
Police Academy (1984)
"Honey, please don't go. I love you. I don't want to see you get hurt."
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"Honey, I'm late."
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"You pull out of that driveway and I'll have your head on a pole!"
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"Of all the things that you could be in this world, why a policeman?"
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"A policewoman, Mother."
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"- But why? - Because it's exciting. It's different."
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"I'll be able to meet interesting and unusual people."
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"...right now! If you don't pull over..."
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"People who aren't like you and me."
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"- Look, it's the chief. - Really?"
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"Get away from me, you asshole."
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"Here we are. I got to go now. Bye."
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"Okay, girls, remember, I love yous."
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"Introduce yourself around, man."
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"Excuse me. Do you know all those women?"
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"Sure. They're my girlfriends."
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"- All of them? - Yeah."
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"- Carey Mahoney. - I'm George Martin."
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"Let's be pals, George. You're an interesting guy."
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"You a cadet?"
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"I am until I can get myself thrown out of here. I'll be gone by 10:00."
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"You joined the academy to get thrown out?"
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"- That's right. - You're a pretty interesting guy yourself."
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"Look at that."
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"Just look at that."
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"Look at that scum."
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"When I went through this academy every cadet was the right weight..."
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"the right height, the right color, and they all had johnsons, Lassard."
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"Johnsons?"
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"You know."
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"Back in the old days, there were johnsons as far as the eye could see."
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"And what a lovely sight it was."
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"Have you seen what our new lady mayor has brought us?"
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"Do you know she is attempting..."
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"to dismantle one of this country's great institutions of law and order?"
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"- Commandant? - Yes, Chief."
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"The mayor says we've got to take this flotsam."
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"You get my drift?"
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"- Get rid of them. - No problem, Chief."
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"We'll start washing them out this morning."
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"- Lassard? - What?"
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"Do you understand?"
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"It's clear as glass, Chief."
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"Good. Then we all know what to do."
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"Sure are a lot of spades around here."
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"Very good for the academy."
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"I wanna be a police officer."
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"Time to get thrown out."
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"- What's your name, cadet? - Thompson, sir."
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"- You live around here? - No, sir."
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"What's your telephone number?"
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"Come on, eyes front. Telephone number."
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"Okay, let's see the thighs."
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"- What in the hell are you doing? - Meeting women, sir."
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"Dirtbag?"
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"- Your name? - Mahoney, sir."
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"- Get back in line, Mahoney. - Sir, can I have a second with you?"
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"I don't really belong here. I'm not ready for this place..."
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"Get back in line."
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"Now!"
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"My name is Cmndt. Lassard."
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"Welcome to the new police force."
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"Your training time here will last..."
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"You will be schooled in firearms..."
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"police procedures, local laws, and many, many other things."
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"After those 12 weeks, some of you will be police officers..."
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"and some of you will not."
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"Here at the academy..."
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"You will learn..."
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"Princess? Looks more like a prince to me."
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"- Give me that dog. - But he's mine, sir."
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"But he's a queer."
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"Cadets, proceed to the supply room and draw your uniforms!"
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"Let's go. Move it!"
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"What about guns? When do we get guns?"
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"Next."
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"- I'm a size 9, sometimes... - Next."
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"You three dirtbags report to the academy barber..."
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"- Where's that? - Find it, rat face."
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"Rat face?"
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"What's that?"
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"That's where the commandant and his wife live."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Do you know where we get our clothes? - Yeah. You got to go right over there."
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"Here? Okay, thanks."
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"Just go right in and tell them that Mahoney sent you."
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"Be out of here by 3:00."
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"- Move it, dirtbag, I'm first. - And I'm next."
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"For important guys like you, I'll wait."
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"- Okay, let's go. Take it all off. - You got it."
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"You can do that?"
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"Sure. This ain't the army, you know."
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"Let's go!"
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"We've got to find you little babies a place to sleep."
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"Better listen up, you fart-blossoms!"
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"- You sure you said Mahoney? - Yeah, I even spelled it to them."
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"Sir, this man is my personal physician. I can't live without him."
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"Right down here, I want Fackler and Martin."
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"Right here, Mahoney and Tackleberry."
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"Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!"
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"Thank you. I've always wanted to live with a nut."
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"My pleasure."
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"- Mahoney, is it? - Yes, sir. I'd just like to say one more..."
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"Wimps."
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"Room ready for inspection, sir!"
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"- Good haircuts, men. - Thank you, sir."
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"- Damn good haircuts. - Thank you, sir."
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"It seems I've got a squad full of scumbuckets."
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"And I was kind of hoping that you two fine young cadets..."
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"might help me to just get rid of a few of them."
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"Will you help me out?"
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