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Clips from Police Academy (1984)

"- Yes, sir. - Good."
Police Academy (1984)
"I'm Copeland, sir. Chad Copeland."
Police Academy (1984)
"Hi, I'm Douglas Fackler. I always wanted to be a cop."
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"Lt. Hoffman, report immediately to the infirmary."
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"I wasn't trying to be funny. I'd give anything to see your thighs."
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"I don't suppose you'd describe them for me?"
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"Well, they're tan, very supple, well-rounded..."
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"Absolute silence!"
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"My name is Lt. Harris..."
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"This is Sgt. Callahan..."
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"in case you missed it."
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"We are the meanest instructors here."
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"We've got you..."
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"because you are the worst people here."
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"D for dirtbags."
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"I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here."
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"Now, it is traditional here at the academy..."
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"for each squad to have two student squad leaders."
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"I have chosen Cadets Blankes and Dopeland. Step out, men."
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"If these two cadets give you an order..."
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"obey it."
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"I thought it would be nice..."
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"if we were to close out our first afternoon together..."
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"with a nice little stroll around the campus."
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"Move out, maggots!"
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"I could show a movie on your butt, fatso!"
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"...nineteen, twenty."
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"More! I want more!"
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"Fifteen, sixteen..."
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"seventeen, eighteen. Let's go!"
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"Nine, ten..."
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"Game over."
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"Asshole."
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"Arrest..."
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"procedures..."
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"traffic violations..."
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"high-speed driving..."
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"and you will have many examinations..."
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"which you must pass."
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"you will endure an extremely rigorous physical training program."
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"Do you know what that means, Hooks?"
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"What?"
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"Won't we, Hooks?"
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"I served with the U. S. Army Airborne 209th Special Forces unit."
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"Anybody else?"
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"You have had prior military training, Mahoney?"
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"- Yes, but not in this life, sir. - What?"
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"In a previous life, I served with Her Majesty's forces in India."
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"- Interesting sideline... - lf you're trying to get thrown out..."
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"I'm afraid that's quite impossible."
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"Impossible? What the hell's going on here? Have to see the commandant about this."
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"You will also learn the municipal code."
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"Cadet Mahoney."
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"Report immediately to the commandant's office."
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"On the double. Move it."
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"Lt. Harris, report immediately to the firing range."
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"Excuse me."
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"Callahan, take over."
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"No one's allowed in here."
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"Listen, I got a problem, Chief."
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"Out of this office?"
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"- I can't quit. - Of course you can."
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"Many, many wonderful people have quit many, many..."
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"Commandant, do you know Capt. Reed?"
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"Yes. Capt. Reed. You're Mahoney."
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"- You're a special case. You can't quit. - I know that."
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"Because I promised Capt. Reed."
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"I promised I'd keep you here the full 24 weeks."
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"You what?"
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"He told me that I could..."
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"- I'm trapped here? - Yes, we all are."
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"This is definitely not for me."
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"Come on, Hooks, get over the wall. Move it."
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"Skip it. Go around. You won't make it. Why don't you quit?"
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"Quit. You'll never make it."
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"Sir, I'm terribly sorry but I seem to have ripped my pants."
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"Don't try me, punk."
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"Now, wise guy..."
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"you run, don't trot..."
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"to the supply room, and you get a new pair."
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"Yes, sir. I'll be back later in the day."
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"Yes, sir. Shit, I'm deaf."
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"Lt. Harris."
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"Pick it up."
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"But they will."
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"Stand up."
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"Now, I want you two squad leaders..."
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"to take Mr. Mahoney here and run him until he throws up."
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"And then, just after he throws up..."
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"- run him some more. - Yes, sir."
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"You are going to learn, Mahoney..."
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"screws..."
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"Pick it up! Come on!"
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"- This is great. Two assholes, no waiting. - Come on! Move it!"
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"Would you please just let me yell at him without interrupting."
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"Son, where did you get this gun?"
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"My mom gave it to me."
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"- Can I borrow it for a little while? - Sure."
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"You will learn to defend yourselves without a stick or firearm."
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"I need a volunteer. Barbara, get out here."
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"Right where I'm standing. Right here. Right now."
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"Come at me with an imaginary knife."
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"- Do I have to? - Yes, you do."
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"I'm not joking. Come on."
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"Now!"
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"You have 20 minutes to complete the test."
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"Try to answer as many questions as possible."
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"All right, start."
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"Here's the pitch."
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"Swung on and missed!"
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"You know, Mahoney..."
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"I'd like to spend the next month breaking you into little pieces."
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"You're bad for morale, Mahoney."
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"You look like this sweet little boy from next door."
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"But you don't fool me."
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"- I agree, sir. I've been saying that all along. - You make me sick!"
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"Thank you, sir, I make everybody sick."
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"We're gonna pick up this telephone and call your buddy Capt. Reed."
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"And you're going to help me talk him out of this terrible mistake."
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"This is the academy. I'd like to speak to a Capt. Reed."
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