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Clips from Police Academy (1984)

"The police academy's getting themselves a real fine recruit."
Police Academy (1984)
"Find a spot, dickhead."
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"Park the car, asshole! Shut up!"
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"That's not fair. The guy has a bad attitude."
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"I'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get good help these days."
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"Guys, I don't think I'm supposed to get the photos wet."
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"And you wanna know why?"
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"Sit. And stay there."
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"God damn it, stop that!"
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"- What's your name? - Jones. Larvell Jones."
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"- See you around, Monsignor. - Doctor Monsignor."
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"And I'm getting tired of saving your butt."
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"You're going to the county lockup."
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"Why? I didn't do anything really major."
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"Even you."
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"starting Monday morning."
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"I worry about you. You're so accident-prone."
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"Honey, don't worry. I'll be okay. Everything will be okay."
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"You move this car an inch and you're finished, mister! You hear me?"
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"Hey, mention my name."
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"Cadet Kyle Blankes reporting for duty, sir."
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"Take good care of my car! Bye, babies!"
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"Every single one of them."
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"Have you seen these applications?"
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"The bitch."
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"But that doesn't necessarily mean we have to put them on the force."
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"They must be encouraged to quit on their own."
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"Thank you, Lt. Harris. I'm sure you do."
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"What? I can't hear you."
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"I wanna be a police officer."
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"What's your name, dirtbag?"
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"Mom, it's all right. Don't worry. Come here, Princess!"
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"fourteen weeks."
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"Princess."
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"before you do anything else."
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"He probably meant the other guy."
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"- Just a little off the side, please. - You bet."
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"Copeland and Blankes, in here!"
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"You're married?"
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"That's beautiful. To me, marriage is a sacred institution."
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"So tell me, you and the wife do it doggy style or what?"
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"A whole big bunch of losers."
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"- How do I look? - That wasn't very funny this morning."
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"and luxuriant to the touch."
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"in case you missed it."
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"You people are D squad."
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"When I say, Hey, dirtbags! That means you."
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"Shit, this is definitely not Ecuador."
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"self-defense..."
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"I'm not sure, sir."
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"Voice commands."
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"We will learn to use our voices with authority."
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"Have any of you had any military training?"
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"Okay, Mahoney, get going."
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"Howdy?"
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"It's Commandant."
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"Commandant, I'm sorry. Is that your fish?"
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"No, it belongs to a friend. What do you want?"
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"I want out of here. Right now."
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"- No, out of the academy. - That's no problem. You can just quit."
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"- On the other hand, I can't throw you out. - Why not?"
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"Come on, Hooks, get up."
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"Be back in five minutes!"
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"What are you doing with that? Give me that!"
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"All right, you scumbags, you have 30 minutes to shower and get to class."
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"Pick it up, assholes."
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"So far, nobody's quit."
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"I told you not to try me, boy."
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"Yes, sir."
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"that nobody..."
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"with me."
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"Come on, Mahoney, move."
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"I just ate."
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"But I won't..."
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"because you're bad."
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"You're the devil and you're rotten to the core."
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"of training some men who might make pretty good cops."
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"- Terrific. I'll do my part, sir. - You're damn right you will."
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"Hi, Capt. Reed, can I get out of here?"
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"Capt. Reed, thank you so much."
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"You son of a bitch."
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"I can't even feel my arms anymore."
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"Hey, Barbara, come here."
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"do take note of how nice things are on the outside."
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"Atten-hut!"
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"Dismissed."
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"Studying hard?"
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"Where's the party gonna be this weekend?"
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"My pleasure, Kyle."
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"Ask Mahoney."
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"Is there a party this weekend?"
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"Some people want to know."
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"How about you, Hightower?"
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"- A florist? - You know, flowers and shit."
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"Walk!"
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"Yeah. You kidding? Of course."
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"Okay, let's go. Move it."
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"Well, nothing really happened, sir."
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"There was a party, wasn't there?"
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"What went on?"
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"Mostly dancing."
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"Dancing?"
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"Thank you."
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"Got him."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Shut up."
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"Yes, sir."
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"What? No."
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"Don't move, this is a stickup!"
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"Stickup?"
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"Tackleberry, you try it. Same situation."
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"just throw you down and screw your goddamn brains out?"
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"It happened to me last night."
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"Really? How was it?"
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"I'm in love."
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"- How many girls were there? - Just one."
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"Just one?"
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"- Can you keep a secret? - Yeah."
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"Does it work?"
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"He's in the gym."
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