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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - So Chineez (S01E01)

"It had been a minute since my family left D.C.,"
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"and we were all definitely settling into Orlando."
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"I became my school's first black president."
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"Eat up, my babies!"
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"We're on our way, Santa!"
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"So Brooke wrote a letter to letter to Alison"
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"She was assimilating like a fiend."
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"So when she got invited to join"
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"Oh, hell, yeah!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Y'all need me in the Caribbean section."
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"What country's left?"
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"Brother's gonna work it out."
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"Love it."
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"Then how would I know the first number's 4?"
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"I'm considering opening up"
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"Ted handles small business loans."
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"And Bert? He's a commercial contractor."
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"Oh, such powerful first names, Louis."
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"Business happens at the club every day."
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"You guys are just like regular old Americans to us."
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"Mom! I requested a pop quiz, and I got an "a" -plus on it."
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"Why won't she put our stuff up on the fridge anymore?"
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"I remember when all it took to get up there"
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"Uh, hey, Marvin's taking me on a tour of the club tomorrow."
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"Yes. What?"
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"Shoes in the house from now on!"
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"My feet are crazy wide."
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"We're so Chinese."
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"I guess I'm overthinking it."
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"Oh. Oh, that's very good. Oh, my sweet boy."
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"Why you dressed like Chun-Li from "street fighter"?"
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"I want Eddie to be assigned China for world cultures day."
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"Thank you for the ride, sweetheart."
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"Okay."
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"Ah."
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"Yeah, you know it."
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"That's never happened before."
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"I had Jamaica. I was on easy street."
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"_"
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"- I don't wanna eat this. - Eat your feet!"
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"This is madness."
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"A 5, 6, 7, 8..."
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"You know I just gave you my home phone number, right?"
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"Yes."
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"Shut up. I knew that."
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"Wonderful job on Russia, Brock."
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"being our Tony in "West Side Story.""
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"I need to see some effort,"
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"or you're going to get an "f" tomorrow."
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"- Ted who? - No idea."
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"If we drop the ball,"
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"But the country club has"
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"but it is meaningless if we lose ourselves."
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"Okay, fine."
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"I'll put cattleman's express on hold"
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"Hmm, that's weird."
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"No."
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"I knew it! Melrose frickin' Place!"
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"and I hate that I am too weak to give it up."
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"Jessica, we are not losing our identity."
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"Yours is so clever."
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"Yeah, China just has, like, pandas."
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"I think Trent can talk for himself."
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"Stay out of it. Just stay out of it."
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"Jessica..."
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"Oh, word."
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"Same with those air Jordans you love so much."
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"In China."
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"See? I told you. Our boys are going to be okay."
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"- I almost feel bad. - I don't. Let's move."
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"_"
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"Hey, when did that get on there?"
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"- You? - You?"
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"My dad's on the board."
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"I bet they have white valets."
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"Dad put the restaurant on the map."
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"I got this idea from watching a baby."
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"Shifting to hyper-speed."
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"Ohh!"
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"Grandma was busy doing her thing."
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"But no one was fitting in better than moms."
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"She was down with "Melrose Place"..."
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"in Billy's voice, all while Paul is getting a divorce"
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"and asking Matt to help him move out."
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"My, you have come a long way since calling it"
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""the Melrose street.""
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"That is still a better name."
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"the North Orlando Country Club, she was like..."
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"For her, this was the ultimate symbol of success."
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"There's just one problem."
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"No. Too expensive."
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"But the restaurant is doing so well now."
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"Hey, if I'm not worried about money,"
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"you shouldn't be either."
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"Their tennis court has a ball boy."
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"I like playing on the municipal court."
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"Okay, my serve."
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"Oh, God."
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"Just give the dog your tennis ball!"
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"It's brand-new!"
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"What am I made of, tennis balls?!"
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"S01E13 So Chineez"
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"My school did this thing called world cultures day."
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"All the parents were invited,"
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"and every kid got a country to represent."
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"Dave, I may need to borrow your Bjork CD."
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"So... What countries did you guys get?"
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"We all traded for the Caribbean islands."
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"It's an easy "a.""
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"It's just sand, sun, and reggae, mon."
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"Walter, can you believe what he's saying about your people?"
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"My people are from Colorado."
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"The islands are more than just beaches."
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"They're part of black history."
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"I know. I've listened to "buffalo soldier.""
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"Yeah, but have you heard it?"
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"Jamaica. But Brian Dunlop has it,"
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"Hey."
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"You like "boy meets world"?"
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