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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Diamond in the Rough (S04E04)

"I'm gonna be the contractor."
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"And I'm gonna be the astronaut. Oh, this is fun. Phil, you go."
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"Mitchell, I am serious. I have overseen lots of projects in our home."
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"I oversaw the remodel of our bathroom-under budget. Right, Phil?"
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"I was a little disappointed we didn't go for the butt-washing toilet, but otherwise-"
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"You can wash your own butt for free. That's not the same, is it?"
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"This is all fun to talk about. It is."
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"But I don't think that you understand what this could really entail, and it-"
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"Okay, there it is. Mitchell just said "no," so we're done."
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"Surprise, surprise."
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"Listen, we'll talk about this at home, okay? Mmm."
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"Don't give up."
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"Phil, you think it's a good idea, right?"
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"Totally. Yes. And you know we can handle it, right?"
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"I think you guys can handle anything. Aw."
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"Yeah. Then you go talk to him. You're a professional. He respects you."
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"- Give us some space. I'll go talk him into it. - All right."
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"Listen. There's no way we're letting them do this. I know, right?"
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"They are not equipped to take this on."
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"We might as well flush all our savings down my boring old toilet."
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"You are really bitter about that."
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"It's the one thing I asked for. Don't sit on your sunglasses."
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"Sorry, guys."
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"Whoops. Just to be clear though."
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"Under no circumstances are we letting 'em do this?"
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"I am totally with you."
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"Okay, you stay here. I'll go break the bad news."
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"Sorry, guys. Not gonna happen."
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"Yeah, well, maybe if- I would drop it."
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"It is not worth the fight. Come on, Claire."
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"The faster we leave, the less it's gonna hurt. Hop in. Yep."
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"I don't know. He's your brother. Buckled up? Good."
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"Oh, no, no, no! No, no. I see what you're doing!"
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"Little radio? Sure."
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"♪ ♪ Phil! Claire!"
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"Come on!"
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"It's such a shame, because I know we would do a great job on that house."
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"Totally. If Gil Thorpe can do it, I can do it, right?"
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"Please. Gil Thorpe has decades of experience..."
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"and infallible instincts."
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"As much as we'd all like to believe otherwise,"
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"I did not marry Gil Thorpe."
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"Can you imagine that?"
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"God, we'd sell a lot of houses."
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"- Oh. Great. - Mitchell."
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"You know what, Claire? You gotta cool down or you're just gonna make this worse."
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"Why don't you go get the coffees, and I'll deal with him."
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"Well, what are you gonna say to him?"
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"I'm just gonna talk to him man-to-man."
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"Uh-All right. Okay."
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"Hello?"
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"Claire, Phil doesn't want the house either, all right?"
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"He's letting me take the fall. He's a liar."
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"And a clever one."
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"How long do you think you can keep this from her?"
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"I'm gonna talk to her eventually."
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"Well, as long as we're swapping stories, maybe I'll tell Cam..."
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"what happened to the sweater he knit for you."
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"I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't do it."
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"I can't take this stupid thing anymore!"
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"It was stolen out of the car. Do you understand me?"
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"Got it."
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"That is low."
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"I know. Don't be mad at me. That said, I suggest you lose this number."
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"I'm not proud of what I did,"
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"but I'm not comfortable squashing people's dreams."
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"I am a cheerleader."
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"I'm the guy on top of the pyramid shouting, "Go, dreams, go!""
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"You know what's not a cheer?"
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"Two, four, six, eight!"
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"You are going to fail at this and lose everything we've worked for, Claire!"
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"Hush, little baby"
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"Don't say a word"
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"Papa's going to buy you a mockingbird"
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"And if that mockingbird won't sing"
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"Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring"
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"Papa'd buy 10 diamond rings to get that mockingbird to shut the hell up."
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"But I wasn't gonna tell Gloria she was a terrible singer."
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"That's just taking a bath with a toaster."
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"Still, the thought of that poor little thing stuck in there like a hostage,"
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"listening to that racket days on end."
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"I just couldn't take it."
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"And if that billy goat won't push"
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"I'll tell you what Papa's gonna do."
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"He's gonna take a turn on that mike. Ay, really?"
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"Yeah. I've been thinking, if it's a chance to bond, I should take it."
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"Ay, Jay, that's great."
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"I think that the sound of my voice..."
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"shouldn't be the only thing that the baby should hear."
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"Same page."
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"Breaker, breaker, Big Jay. Baby, what's your 20? Over."
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"Ay, that's so cute. You sound like Smokey and the Bandido. Go on. Go on."
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"Hi, kid. This is your dad, Jay Pritchett."
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"Uh, we're all pretty excited to meet you. Just a heads-up-"
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"I might be a few years older than you're expecting."
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"What's that? Nothin'?"
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"What are you doing in there? You sleepin'?"
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"Are you sleeping?"
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"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Still Daddy's turn."
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"Hey. Are you cryin'?"
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"No. No. I just can't get this rock to budge."
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"Okay, what did we learn from A League of Their Own?"
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"No crying in baseball."
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"- What's really going on? - Okay."
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"You know, over the last couple of months, I've applied for, like, five different jobs."
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"I didn't know that. No."
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"I didn't tell anyone because I didn't get them, Cam."
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"I went to college, you know?"
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"And... I just want to be able to contribute to my kids' education."
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"And I want to be able to buy my husband a present with my own money."
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"Hey, you're preaching to the choir director."
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"It's actually why I became a choir director."
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"You became a part-time teacher in a public school for money?"
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"I make more than you do. I mean, before parking. But-"
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"Look, I'm sorry Mitchell killed our house dream."
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"You know, now especially that I know you wanted to use the money for such noble reasons."
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"Yeah."
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"And also..."
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"there was this pair of boots."
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"There's always a pair of boots."
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