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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Diamond in the Rough (S04E04)

"Mitchell, do you know what I've realized?"
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"That some thoughts are better left unexpressed?"
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"No. That in this relationship, I'm the gas pedal, and you're the brakes."
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"Okay, wait, wait, wait. Last week you said that you were the painting and I was the frame."
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"That's if we were artwork. This is if we were a car."
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"I know what part you'd be if we were a horse."
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"- Excuse me? - Hmm?"
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"Claire and I bring you this great opportunity, and you stop it cold."
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"I guess that's what brakes do."
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"You know what brakes also do? They keep you from driving off cliffs."
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"Maybe they're not cliffs."
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"Maybe they're ramps ready to launch us into new, exciting vistas."
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"I am not the only one against this whole house thing. Phil doesn't want it either."
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"You keep saying that, but I find that very, very hard to believe."
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"Phil supports Claire. Phil is a cheerleader."
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"Why can't you be more like Phil?"
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"And then it hit me. I could be exactly like Phil."
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"I could pretend to be on board, forcing the cheerleader to be the bad guy."
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"I know it's underhanded, but that's the way I throw."
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"Mitchell? You-You know what? You've convinced me."
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"If you and Claire and especially Phil are into this, then I'm on board."
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"What? Seriously? Yes! 100%."
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"In fact, why don't you call Claire and Phil right now and tell them?"
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"Okay. It was the ramp thing, wasn't it? You know, I felt really good about it."
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"What? Are you serious?"
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"That's fantastic! Oh! I gotta tell Phil."
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"I'll call you right back. What's-What's up?"
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"Mitchell changed his mind. He's all for it."
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"We're flipping a house!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Well, hello, Phil. To what do I owe this pleasure?"
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"Cut the crap. You wanna play chicken? Chicken's my middle name."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I'm just being supportive of my partner and my sister,"
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"both of whom I love very much."
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"How do you sleep at night?"
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"Soundly, knowing you'll do the right thing."
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"So how about it, Phil?"
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"You gonna stop this train? 'Cause these brakes are out."
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"Oh. And I suggest you lose this number."
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"Mitchell?"
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"Mitchell!"
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"Yeah, I was pretty ticked off that Mitchell double-crossed my double-cross."
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"Then he stopped taking my calls, and so I sent him the following carefully worded text:"
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""You suck.""
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"I could tell Phil felt pretty hurt and betrayed, so I responded:"
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""How are you gonna cheerlead your way out of this one, Buffy?""
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""We both know this house thing is a disaster.""
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""Then say something or I will. I don't care if you tell Cam"-"
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""I threw out that hideous sweater"?"
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"I spent months knitting that "hideous" sweater."
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"Yeah. How are we seeing this?"
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"They're using the group text from yesterday."
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"They have no idea these are even coming to me. Okay."
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"Oh! Here's another one."
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""We need to shut this house thing down without them knowing it's us"?"
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"Oh! Well."
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""Too late.""
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh! No, that- That's bad."
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"Claire, I am so sorry. I know I should've been more honest with you, but I-"
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"No, Phil. You know what really kills me?"
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"Is you didn't believe in me, and you believe in everything!"
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"And here I pick blue yarn to match your eyes,"
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"but I should've picked black to match your heart."
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"- Although you look amazing in black. - Damn you."
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"Come on."
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""...leaving 17 dead and thousands without power.""
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"Ay, Jay, please!"
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"It's bad that the baby listens to such terrible things."
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"It's heard worse."
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"Jay, do you know a good one-hour dry cleaner?"
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"And I don't mean the "Must be in by 10:00, only on weekdays, you need a coupon" kind."
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"I mean a hard one hour."
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"This conversation feels like a hard one hour."
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"And what do you need it cleaned for? It's spotless."
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"That's what happens when you put a narcissist in charge of snack day."
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"Baby, it's your mother again- Gloria?"
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"Why don't we give him a break?"
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"He probably needs a minute because he just learned about a deadly tornado."
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"Okay, stop calling him a he."
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"What if he's a she, and you're making her upset?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Do you really want your unborn baby to hear you fighting like this?"
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"Studies show it's unhealthy for a fetus to be exposed to a stressful environment."
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"Studies? You're 13. Read a comic book."
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"What time does your game start?"
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"I have to be there at 3:00 for hitting practice."
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"Not for me."
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"Jay, I don't want our baby to think that he's coming into an unhappy home."
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"Let's promise that we're never ever going to fight in front of him."
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"- No fighting in front of the baby. - Okay, good."
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"Twinkle, twinkle, little lamb"
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"Gloria, stop it! Stop it. I am going-"
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"No more singing. Why?"
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"Because you stink."
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"You're a terrible singer."
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"Come on. Let's get some lunch."
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"- How dare do you tell me that I am- - Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
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"No, no, no. No fighting in front of the baby. We just made a deal."
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"Yeah, but that's not fair because I am always in front of the baby!"
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"Gloria, you're as close to perfect as a woman gets."
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"Nothing wrong with one tiny little flaw."
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"Yours is when you start to sing, it sounds like something got stuck in the vacuum cleaner."
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"of all the things that I am going to scream at you..."
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"as soon as this baby is out of me."
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"I didn't think it all the way through."
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"Oh, hello, Mitch."
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"You got Claire flowers? Yes. I had a little bit of a rough night."
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"Yeah, you and me both."
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"Daddy slept in my room last night."
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"Here. Give me some of those. What? No."
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"You got me into this. Hey, stop! You're breaking 'em!"
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"I'm not going to Cam empty-handed! Phil, let go of the-"
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"Whoa."
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"Claire and Cam did all this?"
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"A week ago, that was all junk."
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"Even if one of those boys had hit five home runs,"
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"the biggest star on that field was Claire."
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"That's the funny thing about marriage."
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