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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Diamond in the Rough (S04E04)

"You know what? I really am."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, back on the farm, I once turned an acre of corn into a snowflake-shape maze."
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"Luke and Manny's team tied for the final spot in the play-offs,"
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"- I see home plate up here. - Mm-hmm."
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"♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"We took a look at all my shoes."
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"Oh, yeah, beautiful. Your first words to our baby: "Darlene is an idiot.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Then he eats some sherbet and falls asleep."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Phone-by-the-toilet rich."
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"I had one line In a Rockford Files."
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"I haven't even thrown it yet."
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"Forget it. We need to do something different."
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"Let's change your stance. Try leaning in."
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"You think you can do that every time?"
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"- Ow. - Yes!"
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"- All right? - Okay."
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"He doesn't want this either!"
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"Please!"
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"But on the plus side, we're very comfortable."
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"Tough womb."
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"Dumb, dumb rock!"
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"No. That Madonna's a lousy actress, and so are you."
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"You know, I knew that sweater wasn't stolen."
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"Okay, it's my turn again."
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"I told you. That's just the shorthand I'm using."
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"Don't jump down my throat every time-Ay, yeah. Because you always-"
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"Batting practice."
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"That's your-Ah, ah, ah! No, no, no."
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"That is just your stupid, stupid opinion, Jay."
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"Ow! Hold still!"
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"It's amazing. I mean, there's that little bump in the middle, but other than that-"
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"I think we should do it. I think we should go for the house."
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"Claire and I fix it up and flip it."
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"It's Mrs. Brooks, the lady with the house."
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"And if every sports movie is correct, I'm going to smack that ball,"
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"and everyone will chant my name as I round the bases."
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"I don't think it's gonna matter."
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"Despite all the evidence to the contrary."
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"By the dawn's early light?"
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"All I'm saying is, I hope to God you don't have your mother's singing voice."
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"Manny, stand up straight!"
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"Widen your stance!"
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"Would you please let me ju-"
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"'Cause guess what I found there? Rocks, paper and scissors."
Modern Family (2009)
"I see pitcher's mound in here."
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"And I see little boys' dreams coming true ever here."
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"I found a dead snake. It's perfect."
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"Not dead! Not dead!"
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"I'm gonna be mother of the year."
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"♪ Hey♪ ♪"
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"And this is our dining room, where we eat."
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"And this is our kitchen, where we also eat."
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"Who are you talking to? It looks like you lost your tour."
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"Or your mind."
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"The baby."
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"Shorty's girlfriend, Darlene, sent it to me."
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"She said it's for prenatal bonding."
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"I love it. We took a tour of the house."
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"Come on, Jay. Say something to the baby. Darlene's an idiot."
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"This is stupid. The baby's only two inches away."
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"He doesn't need speakers blasting at him."
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"Like in restaurants nowadays, where you can't even hear yourself think."
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"Ah, you're gonna do whatever you want. Why do I bother?"
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"Get used to that. Sometimes you just gotta let him go."
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"Okay, I'll chalk the field with this bad boy."
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"And while you're doing that, I will get the bases. We make such a good team."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why does your friend have a chalker?"
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"Oh, he used it to propose to a skywriter."
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"Oh, ma'am? Ma'am, do you need help with that?"
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"Oh, yes, please."
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"Is this your house?"
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"I'm moving in with my son."
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"Oh. Great. Have you lived here a long time?"
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"I moved here in '62 to be an actress."
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""He went out the back.""
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"Oh. Who went out the back?"
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"That was you. Okay."
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"Well, you're all set here."
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"You're not interested in the place, are you?"
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"Oh, no, thank you. Yes, we are."
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"Yes. Yes, we are."
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"Come on. Okay."
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"You gotta keep your eyes open."
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"It's not natural when a ball is hurtling at your face."
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"- Will you choke up a little? - Probably when they play the national anthem."
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"No, move your hands up the bat."
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""When they play the national anthem.""
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"I had a perfect record:"
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"Twenty-two games, and I hadn't played a single inning."
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"Then the McCoy twins' grandma dies,"
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"and suddenly I'm starting at right field."
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"What does that even mean? Is it the same as stage right?"
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"All right, ready? Nice and easy."
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"Then it's your fault. I'm doing my part."
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"Further."
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"Now close your eyes."
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"Ow! Ah. Perfect!"
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"What, get hit on purpose?"
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"If you wanna get on base and be a hero."
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"Some men are born into greatness."
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"Others have it chucked at their face."
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"Okay, Mrs. Brooks."
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"Thank you very much. We'll be in touch very soon."
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"- Say it one more time. - "He went out the back.""
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"- Ah. Love it. Love it! - Brava. Brava."
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"Bye-bye."
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"What do you think, Phil? Well, I have to admit, it's a steal."
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"Yes! Yes! I told you."
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"And you said Gil Thorpe makes a killing flipping houses."
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"Yeah, he brags about it all the time."
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"Every time he makes a sale, he calls himself Flipper..."
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"and walks around making this dolphin sound, like-"
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"How does he do it? I hate him so much."
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"Look, if the four of us go in on this together, we can minimize the risk."
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"Or if none of us do it, we can eliminate the risk altogether..."
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"because none of you know anything about flipping houses."
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"Well, we already have it figured out."
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"I'm gonna be the designer because I know about colors and shapes."
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"Yeah, so does Lily."
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